BLACK WOMAN IN TROUBLE

my car broke down i need a ride or to use ya phone what do

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*runs*

'hold on, sweetie', pull phone from ear, 'I ain't got no phone, hoe'

Who is this see them posted frequently

"No."

i'd ride that

only if you eat my ass first

Laqueefa Latoya Jackson

nah, but your tiddies look nice tho

First Imma need a ride from you sistah.

is it true black woman are vectors for STDs?

I wouldn't help you if you were white, whore, fuck off.

no

yes

>tfw have a fetish for huge black tits

help me Sup Forums

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Stare for a long moment and take in the scene. Ask myself how can this being be so below me

I am a white nationalist who has written articles for some of the alt-right blogs and I exclusively fap to ebony porn and white dick on black chick.

Never done it in real life tho but it's my ultimate fantasy to have a threesome with two big boned dark ass black ladies.

Get master grip on my handgun and look for her boyfriend
Do you guys even deal with blacks on a regular basis?

No surprise, you can Canucks are clearly all zoophiles.

wait, why did I put "can" in there?

If she doesn't have aids or any sexual transmitting diseases, I would ironically fuck her completely and dump all my load inside of her then be done with it.

Am I the only one that would fuck that big titty black bitch then forget about it?

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Too much Vodka?

Don't do it in real life, you regret it as soon as you nut

do like i always do and keep driving. let nature take it's course.

who is this rack ratchet

only if i can diddy buck

Have you been with one? What was it like if so?

Those are fucking udders. Get some Lasik brain stem surgery.

S I C C

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>neet
>never leave my house
>don't have a car
>close door and lock it while she chimps out on my porch
>get my biggest gun ready to defend my property if she breaks one of my windows

oh im sure they look like pancakes when theyre out, but they look good all smashed together like that.

hol up lemme wash dat as with some sanitizer then take it to doc for some std checks wait 1 week for results then ill hit that with the thiccest jimmy hat while covering myself in antibiotic gel and wearing a hazmat suit

I shit you not, this exact situation happened in the neighborhood I grew up in.
It was a reasonably nice white neighborhood and this black lady went up to a random house asking to use the phone because her car broke down. The guy let her in and walked away for a minute, when he came back their were two niggers with guns that held him at gun point, tied him and his wife up, threw them down the stairs into their basement and robbed them blind.

If some nigress shows up to your house late at night that's a huge fucking red flag that you are about to get robbed.

My apartment was broken into by niggers in 2008 when a niggress asked to use my phone

Sheeeeeeeeeit

God I love massive black tits. fuck. I would love to suck on those

They look like nothing even remotely related to good.

"Stay right there. I'll call you a tow truck."
....never call.

Around blacks, never....hand them your phone.

.............would still do, sigh some days the nigga in me takes over ..... youtube.com/watch?v=0GCc4NfAkbY

Once I was at school and this black girl was trying to start her car. I offered to help and unplugged a vacuum hose while pretending to work on the engine.

>Real story: I used a makeshift scraper to scrape about an inch of corrosion off her battery terminal and her car started right up, she thanked me profusely and offered to get me lunch which I respectfully and politely denied.

Quit being assholes, I still get good feels from that good deed, that was like 10 years ago.

> what do
drive faster

>Takes phone and leaves in perfectly functioning car

That's pretty clever actually

Please tell me you smashed.

zoom off in my truck

nigger women are the biggest whores on the planet, colonize her, let her use my phone, GTFO and kek all the way home.

I did not smash, she was a black 4/10 and my stable was full. I had a good time in college.

>he doesnt like his tiddies deformed and enlongated
suit yourself, ill be having a set of aunt jemima flapjacks tonite

>fapping to dick

okay there schlomo

It's incredible how this webm loops, it's like a never ending nightmare.

It's the arts

MHmmmnmmm gurl you best waitcho turn or catch dese handzz mkay bich

smart man

I hope they have insurance for that floor

>written for alt-right blogs
Of course he's a nigger lover

let me see them tiddies first hoe

Coerce her into giving me a blowjob with her tits out for a ride because i'm a deviant

Who asks to use someone's phone anymore?

Really man? From the waist up that looks like 2 smart cars stuck under a decommissioned parachute and I bet if you flip it over...

>60% of women have std
>omg look sheboons have it at 75% rate
spics and nigger women just have more, but all women are over the 50% marker except for virgins

Post pics similar to ops pic pls. I'm horny.

granted

That's zoophilia

Point to my Dick and say start dialing?

*unzips dick*

I'd only if they were producing milk

Fun fact if a nigress approachs you randomly it means there are niggers near by using her to distract you before thet rob of.

NEVER RELAX AROUND BLACKS.

Just don't do it

>there's a negro in the region

Titty-titty, strutty-strutty

last white guy who did this shit got killed im out