What's the correct way to greet a friend of the same gender Sup Forums?

What's the correct way to greet a friend of the same gender Sup Forums?

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handshake and then you say hello, hey, hi

>Bro tier: Handshake and one-armed hug
>Friend tier: Handshake or fistbump
>Neutral tier: Handshake

>close friends
>hug, face side by side at least 2 inch away, dominant hand on lumbar area and nondominant on shoulder blades, chest to chest while crotch at least 2 feet away from each other

>acquaintances
>firm hand shake with other hand on shoulder blades

Fist bumps are for faggots

LMAO what a faggot ass bitch. Shake hands like a man

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Eat eachothers ass

Bring up 9/11.

Mak eye contact and say "hey". At least one meter distance.

Passive-Aggressive Canadians are the worst.

Slap down a full 1-1/2" of napkins on the table and at least as many ketchup packets as you can hold in one hand. That's the opening game, like chess.

What did they mean by this?

>fistbump
nigger

Best friend/Bro: Full frontal manly hug or special handshake
Friend: Firm handshake or fist bumb if you're a fag
Acquaintance: Firm handshake

>or special handshake
Freemason detected.

Hugs aren't a manly thing. Hugs are a mutual submission to acknowledge that you're both familams, just like the firm handshake. Nobody fucking fist bumps.

Hand to hand combat is really the only way to truly greet someone you call "friend".

Tests of strength ensure not only that your friendship is strong but also that your friend is worthy when times get tough.

Business Hugs:

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Although now that you mention it, back in my days as a smalltime drug adjunct, I remember a few times when they tricked me in to doing a whole routine of fist grips, signs, and bumps.

That was pretty neat. I got preferential treatment upon keeping up with the routine.

fuck you nigger

>Bros: Full on hug
>Good friends: One armed hug
>Acquaintance: Hand shake, pat on the back or something similar

i always call them (ironically) a fag or something like that and then we laught it off

roman salute

>w-we were j-just pretending
>p-p-p-erkele baka!

Punch to the throat and then say "Oi, fucko!"

"Alright, you old wanker?"

Firm assgrab.

Look him in the eyes and nod downwards. If your friend isn't satisfied with that and approaches for a hug call him a faggot and pullout a knife.

Punch to the dick.

the serpent - pic related or ball cupping

Not that I condone it but fistbumps are far less degenerate than exchanging sweaty, poop and booger covered hands.

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