What would you have done?

what would you have done?

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Tongueraped her mouth right back.

say "don't lie to me, only whores kiss out of boredom and you don't seem like one to me"

I wouldn't have been a fucking sissy and would have gotten inside the fucking robot.

I would have groped her.

Probably would have acted like a normal 14 year old and made out because there was no Sup Forums so I was not yet brainwashed by the homosexual agenda

Kissy kissy.
Hands on lower back and butt.
Vanilla as fuck.

14 year old me would have said that we weren't old enough for that sort of thing yet.

If I was 14, probably done the same thing; basically freeze into place and wait until it was over with a mix of confusion and terror.

kek, I would probably do the same thing, I was a huge faggot.

>I was a huge faggot.
>was

asuka, fakku shiyoka

Pushed him away.

but it was your idea you whore

No it wasn't, it was Asuka's

Wash my mouth twice after the deed.

Step back just before she closes in and then awkwardly stare waiting for her to explain whats happening.
adolescence didn't go very well for me

and you're asuka since youre the grill apparently

Asuka is a man.

sie ist eine starke stolze deutsche frau das braucht kein mann

although judging from her german she probably wouldnt understand that kek

No, she's clearly a guy.

probably start cryingand farting

grab dat tight ass.

Held her.

I detest the AK ship, but god damn this artist draws the most beautiful Asuka's I've ever seen.

true

...

>hating LAK
What a faggot.

Y'know who else does a good Asuka?
Raita
So wrong, but so good. She's no longer rocking the DFC, but I don't even care

>Alicia
I'll allow it

Skaboosh!
>That perfect magical girl pose

>didn't even get the hair right
0/10

>That one time Raita went god mode

That's not Asuka.

>literal fanwank thread filled with pornhub tier comments, LAK garbage and other cancer
God bless the day I get doxx on any single one of you mongoloid shitsuckers.

As for what I'd do OP I'd go back in time to finish the job your mom never could and abort you.

I'm filling Asuka's belly with my seed this very moment, fireposter

Don't make me dump re-take.
You know I'll do it.

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>le no effort shitpost face xDxD
And I'll be filling your corpse with bukcshot, kiddo. Back in my day there was an actual subtlety to your "ebik trollingz". But sure here's your (You) so you can get your sweet sweet reddit upboats you sweet summerchild.

Bend her over backwards and stick my tongue down her throat.

But then I'm not a traumatized, abandoned japanese kid. I would have got in the fucking robot, too.

tongue and grope her butt, then see were that leads

>LE EBIN DEVIANTART IS ZO WHACKY XDXDXDX
Alright, looks like little janny hotpockets is going to work a bit today. Nice image host too you fycking newfag.

I'd bend your skull backwards and shove a double barrel down your throat for even thinking about posting this.

>>>/pornhub/

Shove glass bottles up her vagina

not tongue her butt, I meant use tongue. eating ass comes later.

I'll start with the canon genetic catgirl loli?

Shove yourself into a coffin and stop breathing.

Use capital letters you retarded gaiafag. Fuck.

would have probably stood there exactly like shinji did
the kissing was very random to shinji who didn't expect any feeling from asuka, especially not romantic ones
anybody who says that they would not have been shocked and just stood there are speaking after analyzing the situation, but his reaction is 100% normal to any 14 year old kissless virgin

>das braucht kein Mann
>relative clause
>verb "braucht" not moved to the last position
>used Das instead of Die

eh, mein deutsch ist nicht perfekt
ich hab zu lang in irland und amerika gewohnt uezs

>never kissed anyone else, much less his bros
>still doesn't think she likes him
>tfw you're not shinji
feels good and bad

>implying Asukafags are intelligent enough to know basic English

Hold up now, isn't the "das" demonstrative in that case? "Die kein mann braucht" doesn't seem correct

Pretty much. Probably think about whether her using a hand means I can while I wait for more instructions until I suffocate.

nah he's right, it should be die
t. original mistake maker

most of my mistake comes feom translating directly from english tb h
i always fuck up translating english to german

After she pulled away, I would have walked up to her, pulled her in by the hips and gave her a proper kiss.

Shinji is too beta though and it worked for the series since he is a teenage boy thrown into outlandish situations and told to deal with it. Even the adult that guide him, always tell him to just wing it and see.

re-take is what the new movies should have been and when 2.0 lead up to what it did, I was sure it would. Then we got 3.0 and everything went to hell. How long has it been since 3.0? Three or four years and not a peep of 4.0 yet. That's how badly they fucked it up.

Being 14, probably groped her breasts like an idiot

It annoys me but you have a point.

I think Scar Tissue is a better sequel fic than Re-take, tbfampai.

Never heard of it, any sauce with that dish you're offering?

fanfiction.net/s/5334678/1/Scar-Tissue

It can be pretty dark, but promises a light at the end of the tunnel rather than the usual mutual suicide level edge. The ever approaching actual plot is honestly the weakest point, as is the authors 420 antagonist.

Told acyka that both Rei and Kaworu kiss better than she does.

>spoonfeeding
So this is the power of nu/a/

>Open link
>It's text only
>No sex scenes in the first page

T-thanks... hehe.

No wait, I was too quick to say no sex scenes. Seem like towards the bottom, Asuka rapes Shinji? And the whole thing is written from the female's perspective so I assume this entire thing was written by a woman.

This is comedy gold but I'll keep going and see where it leads. Dark? Serious? This shit is HILARIOUS.

strangle her and masturbate to the comatose body

this

Mr slippy fist would come out into the mix

It switches perspectives. I'm pretty sure the author's a dude. At the least, he or she hasn't said anything that would be a clear indication one way or the other, IIRC.

>You lie to yourself. He cares for you so much that he was willing to suffer for you, to offer your sick, demented self some sense of calm, you selfish bitch…

>You selfish bitch….. You selfish bitch….

>'Selfish…'

>'Selfish, just like Mama…'

Holy shit my sides are on fire from this fan fic.

I haven't been to fanfiction.net since 2006. This better be good my man.

Sup Forums made me read it in the first place, only passing it along.

>this entire thread
So I see Evageeks had a domain change.

>caps posting
>elipses
>shipgarbage
>fanfiction
>overly edgy lewdposts
>spoonfeeding
We Gaia now. Just genocide the fanbase and call it a day.

If you post under this line you agree Asuka a shit

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yup

Relax a bit, you can only talk about the same anime for so long before it becomes a ship fest, fanfiction mess. Besides, re-take has been longly approved of in Sup Forums and the lewd posting is why I came to this site 7 years ago.

Cheer up cake boy.

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If you post above this line you agree Rei is shit

You are so newfag it hurts

If you post below this line you agree that Rei is shit

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touched her butt

You don't know what it's like to have a waifu so don't act like you can empathize. If you can't discuss something without the discussion being garbage then maybe you shouldn't discuss it until you're capable. Of course, that implies self moderation which the new users of this website are wholly incapable of. Give me one good reason you shouldn't be reported too.

all grounds are covered, Reifags eternally BTFO

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If you post above and below these lines you agree Asuka looks like a man

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>filenames-kun not realizing that his post is between the two

Nigger, are you dumb?

>implying the interpretation isn't subjective
Should have been more specific fagqueef.

Fireposter confirmed retarded, good to know.

Try to Have sex.

Enjoy the offtopic ban.

Image is from 2011 and my original collection of older images was lost in a previous HDD crash. I lost a lot of good dank original content never seen.

I claimed my waifu in 2009. Now I'm too old for her and I'll keep getting older as she remains perfect.

>claimshit
Just leave while you still can. This place isn't for you.

reenact this

Enjoy the ban for non/a/ images you Sup Forumstard.

I have to lay claim. The original, the one and only. I just wish I had evidence of me claiming my waifu in 2009. Never realized I would need to defend myself in my proclamation with factual evidence.

This is starting to get off topic so this is my last reply.

>claimshit
>dank xD
Yeah dude. Totally an oldfag. Fuck outta here.

You'll fit in just fine around these parts, newfriend!