CLAP CLAP CLAP *cough cough* uuurrgh *cough* CLAP CLAP CLAP *cough* big businesses ur *cough*
HAHAHA
she is dying!!!!
THIS IS IT LADS
THE MEMES ARE FLOWING TODAY!
Connor Adams
HAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAH COUGH COUGH
Nathan Brooks
THE BRITISH *cough* DREAM *chokes* VALUES *cough* WE SHALL .......... ECONOMY *voice break* CORBYN
Benjamin Ward
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
Cameron Campbell
HAHHAHAH FUCKING HELL
Austin Campbell
Lads I can't breathe, this speech is such a train wreck.
My sides hurt.
Kevin Ross
Hope so
Biggest claps from coughing
Get of the stage you old Tory hag
Jaxson Myers
HAHAHAHHA
Camden Ortiz
FUCKING HELL THIS IS KILLING ME
Eli Morales
>literally choking to death on free market liberalism
Joshua Kelly
This is just embarrassing tbqh
Gavin Fisher
LET'S CLAP OVER HER TO DISTRACT FROM HER WEAK AND WOBBLY PERFORMANCE!
Justin Roberts
THIS IS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORSE THAN NATALIE BENNET'S 'COLD'
Chase Fisher
>that impromptu standing ovation to buy her time
Oliver Johnson
the *cough* innovators *cough* and *cough cough* urm *cough*
*pause for breath*
*chokes to rapturous applause*
Anthony Fisher
They have to give a standing ovation to cover up her coughing, fuck me this is a mess
John Smith
What's happening? I'm busy and can't watch
Ian Thompson
Fuck me, this was worth that SJW shite
Justin Diaz
At least she didn't pretend to faint on stage like that Labour cunt did.
Nicholas Rogers
SOMEONE NEEDS TO HIT THE FIRE ALARM
Landon Wilson
she's literally dying
Matthew Jones
I don't think anything can top that.
>Nick Ferrari sarcasm "Oh I'm sorry about that".
I'm fucking dying here.
Isaiah Davis
The tory bastards poisoned her
Grayson Richardson
She's having to strain out every word through coughs
Daniel Reyes
>*hands a """""""cough sweet"""""""*
Luis Gonzalez
STRONG AND STABLE
Nicholas Jackson
kek
just when i finished wiping the laughing tears
Samuel Williams
>May gets heckled so politely that nobody notices >May chokes to death on her own bile >The cabinet sheathe their unrequired daggers
Jackson Parker
what if she ACTUALLY dies though
Charles Perez
Someone please screencap her spilling her water
>Theresa giving a shit speech >Starts couching and choking - NON-STOP >Goes to drink water, FUCKING SPILLS IT DOWN HER CHIN >Standing ovation to cover up her sperg >Voice is still breaking
Cameron Walker
>dies from poisoning during a speech >galvanizes the hard liners >SIEG ZEON
Sebastian Bennett
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IS THIS FOR REAL, TAKE 5 MINS OUT YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT
Oliver Lopez
Wonder how much she has left to sputter and cough through
Mason Baker
THINGS
Landon Reyes
Nah, nah nah nah
Camden Davis
That may have been the case when they were not subjected to the level of state and media control that currently presides over us, I think we are going to witness a reversal in that trend - and as modern life becomes ever more saturated with images pushing the abnormal as normal, people will simply accept this and incorporate it into their belief systems - it has already happened in several aspects.
Take marriage. Most people in their 40s, 50s and 60s today support homosexual marriage - this was not the case 20 years ago. Public opinion has shifted and it isn't because those people have died off, it's because their personal opinion has changed to accommodate the expectations of society.
Can you see any of the fervently left wing youth of today ever becoming anything even resembling right wing? Especially regarding issues of migration and race? I certainly can't.
Henry Gray
JUST LIKE YOU HAVE NO MEANS OF DELIVERING THIS SPEECH
Liam Fisher
>healthy and the sick
Isaac Jenkins
the fucking state of the tories
the fucking state of labour
the fucking state of ukip
Samuel Gutierrez
I can think of someone who could do with some NHS treatment, amiright lads?
Jose Rodriguez
running out of laughing reaction memes here lads
never had such a laugh on a stream
Nicholas Stewart
...
Xavier Gray
How do you even deal with this in her position? You can't stop the speech nor can you step aside to have a coughing fit.
Ryan Gray
'cough'
Carson Stewart
vote green
Hunter Taylor
I can't watch cringey shit, I feel so embarrassed
Jose Diaz
true desu
William Nelson
>half the audience are 90 years old and can barely stand up
Gabriel Martinez
Codeine phosphate pill would stop this shit quickly. Fucking hell the absolute STATE of her.
STATE!
Cooper Martin
I CAN'T WATCH
Wyatt Sanders
its happening again kek
William Jones
Join the National Front
Henry Moore
I just thought, resurrect the coughing fits, pants of shit meme for May May?
Jason Kelly
>tory grassroots rn
Aaron Cooper
all their Tory memes sound so much worse when they're choked out of an old hag
>entre *cough* preneurs >young *cough* people >training for doc-tors and *cough* nurses *cough*
AHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH i wet myself
start capping this speech XD. webm makers unite
Colton Torres
Proper cheeky lad.
William Lewis
>in training for ductuhrsandnuhsus*COUGH* Fuck's sake, I thought I was done laughing
Oliver Rodriguez
That's irrelevant, as it does not change the fact that when people start paying taxes they start paying attention to what it gets spent on and slowly but surely you have people that as is natural for humans become more "greedy" and the bottom line becomes how much of their hard earned money is going to be taken away by the next government.
Christian Evans
sips water cough sip sip cough cough the chancellor...haha cough cough sip
Michael Smith
HAHAHAHAHHA
Isaac Walker
It's like her body is rebelling against her continuing as leader
It's God's doing First he gave her diabetes, but that didn't work Now he's going to try and choke her to death If this doesn't end her career, he'll go for broke and go for a good old lightning strike
Benjamin Jones
s-str-*COUGH* strong..,and... stable (falls over)
Jack Williams
Shrines prayed to:
Multiculturalism - Check Europe - Check Egalitarianism - Check Token Dindu - Check NHS - Check "A Good Amount of Market" - Check Immigrants - Check
THINGS desecrated:
Nationalism - Check National Pride - Check Own leadership - Check Chancellors Cough Sweets - Check
now this is a speech
Cooper Howard
This has to be fucking satire. SURELY Theresa is a fucking plant? This is LITERALLY like an episode of The Thick of It. She's literally Nicola Murray's doppelgänger as well.
Dylan Barnes
>Muh free markets
OK THATCHER LARPER, PIPE DOWN
Gabriel Cox
Don't worry, they'll be sure to win back the youth when they end WhatsApp encryption. Sure to be a vote winner.
Carter Thomas
Is May /ourgirl/?
Aaron Watson
>tfw it will be years until Kinmoza gets a season 3
Liam Ward
SPOTTY SPOTTY SPOTTY SPOTTY
Colton Young
>haha ur cough sweet a shit amirite?
Absolute train wreck. I'm loving this schadenfreude.
Samuel James
Now i know why we have so many enemies, I'm beginning to fucking hate this country now and the people running it.
Russia, please invade us, or anyone, Muslims, Niggers I dont care anymore becuase no one else cares, so why should i fight by myself?
Fuck you all, spineless cowards. We could have defended these islands, but we didnt, we invited niggers and Muslims and Slavs here, now its fucked, all owned by the Chinks and Arabs and Russians.
I just want war now, I want to kill the people responsible
Kevin Gonzalez
how long is this speech ahaha *cough cough*
Mason Hughes
They're all fucking plants
Grayson Thompson
>tfw there will never be an economically centre-left but socially right wing party ever again
David Cooper
Don't forget the dried out ovaries. I bet her husband is a right pervert.
He looks like a pervert, with those pervert glasses.
Mason Miller
>here in the north >where we have to fucking barricade ourselves in
Ryder Bennett
FREE SHIT not because... of our ideology but because according to our fundamental understanding of reality, it works!
Levi Diaz
every party is shit
SHIT
Ryder Sanchez
It's not irrelevant - it's wholly the point. The majority of people are a net cost to the state - they will vote for more of it because it's in their interests to do so. Unless you're earning above £35,000 or so you are (likely) a financial burden. The two parties largely have the same taxation policies, anyway. It's not as if either government will make you better/worse off to any significant degree.
If your point were true then we wouldn't have seen the massive expansion of the state over the last 100 years.
