ITT: Anime cliches you hate

ITT: Anime cliches you hate

>Character closes eyes and smiles

>Something dramatic happens inside the house
>Camera shoots outside the house up to the sky while MC screams

Every single time.

>Protagonist lives alone while still going to high school
>Protagonist's parents work overseas

>MC sees female naked and gets slapped

Do yo have a high resolution version of that pic?

>cutting a bullet in half with a sword
Wouldn't then just both halves hit you?

>"Mama, look at that (person doing something weird) over there!"
>"Don't look!"

>the childhood friend that MC doesn't remember

>the MC acts like a massive beta and can't even understand obvious hints that even the most autistic robot would understand

no

yes

That's actually relatable though

If you didn't have those moments in school where some girl obviously wanted to spend time with/talk to you, you just can't remember them

>Character says something deep and emotional to someone
>Person replies by just saying their name

the fanbase

>a misunderstanding that could be cleared up with one sentence spans multiple episodes

>characters punch each other in the face at the exact same time for a 'draw'

And

>if you use that you'll deplete your lifespan!

It's like the lamest copout ever. What it really translates too "I want this technique to have a theoretical setback that's never going to amount to anything more than maybe coughing up a bit of blood"

I had loads of those moments but it still pisses me off to see it in my animu.

the worst

Maybe

I don't know why, but it upsets me as well.

>pacifist MC that never kills his enemies
>"i just want to live a normal boring life, i never wished for this awesome perfect superpower-filled fun interesting life"-MC

...

There's a difference between misunderstanding subtle social cues and sperging out after horny bitches are literally straddling you.

>character says something or asks a question
>other character changes subtly subject and avoid answering the question
>first character doesn't call out the second character on it

>romance
>another male enters the scene

>A lot of protagonists are dense.
>They're usually a pushover, or they have uncontrollable anger.

>mc can only draw his inner power after seeing a friend die or getting seriously hurt
oh yeah lets kill a character just so the dumb mc can get angry and power up

>Evil character has to be introduced
>He just rapes people

>high school

>the villain is right but the MC only cares about muh morals

>Villain leave the MC on the verge of dying.

"I'll kill you next time we see each other".

>Few chapter later, MC kills villain.

"I should had killed you when I had the chance to".

>Villian is a dindu who's goals are to acquire peace through war.

Japanese schoolz always are closing.
Schools only have 10 students or less.

>character has his own business
>always in debt
>episode where he finally makes money
>ends up spending more money than what the reward was
This is why all anime fans are unemployed, they dont make getting a job look appealing.

Isekai

>Japan in far future
>Only humans can use mechas. AIs dont exist, remote control for mechas dont exits.

if you think the overtures of teenage girls are subtle, you really are autistic.

I had one girl who was all over me, but I rejected her because she had pleb taste in video games. I'm still proud of my past self.

I was about call bait but since this is Sup Forums I believe you.

>men are smart and logical
>women are dumb and emotional

chitanda not dumb?

That's true though.

This was one good thing about Gundam Wing

The pros and cons of Mobile Dolls replacing human pilots was like a central theme

Why female students never use mini-pants under the skirt? LV5 Misaka use mini-pants since 2008.

>Boobs are just perfect spheres of zero nipples in topless scenes

Typical male animators that dont know of real life boobs

Anime have long title

Anime title is a one word that dont explain the plot.

>character gets caught in the rain
>is invited into someone's house to take a fucking bath

Fucking Nips.

Actually OP, that's pretty common if you're Asian. When you smile, your eyes usually appear to be closed even though it's not.

I dont know

Can you repeat the question?

That's a reflection of reality though.

They can't show nipples in TV, and rarely bother editing them in for the BD release.

Massive cowtits.

>character is the only normal person in the cast
>"Being normal sucks!"

>character lives a crazy life
>"I just want to be normal!"

These three right here

can you repeat the question?

>>MC falls on female-chan's vulva
>>MC makes his dumb fucking OOOO face
Kill To Love Ru, it's the lowest common denominator for pandering.

>MC has opportunity to fuck a loli but doesn't

Hardly as overused as others examples in the thread. Also still fun when used right.

Thats why I did not like FMA and FMAB

>character chugs down a drink
>big exaggerated gasp of enjoyment

But thats true user

>Character needs to eat mountains of food for energy
>literally mountains of it

Also

>I am just an ordinary guy in high school -- Extraordinary/Superhuman/Plotarmored MC

>character is somehow ignored by everyone and is practically invisible
Bullshit. I'm antisocial as fuck and I still get occasional glances.

You're not the boss of me now

>MCs are about to kiss
>gets interrupted

>the genki girl who is perfect for the MC always loses to the tsundere bitch

People still get mad that my very antisocial self doesn't participate in the obligatory social activities. And I live in 'murrica. I'm sure it has to be much worse in Japan where they have an unspoken code of expected behaviors that you MUST follow or be considered disrespectful as hell.

>girl really loves MC
>MC does not notice or show much affection back
>series either ends with no progress on their relationship or it keeps going to this day and still nothing

>cute girls doing cute things

>nobody ever bitches out the tsundere cunt for being a violent, dishonest whore

>M-MC-kun...Da....ki des....
>Huh? What was that?
>Nandemonai...

>character is at a complete tactical disadvantage
>suddenly, this shit fills the screen
>character now inexplicably has the upper hand
>B-BAKANA!?

>Arch-enemy becomes ally
>Best friend becomes arch-enemy
And coming up next, my penis becomes a tit

*gulp* gulp*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's a murder-trap!

oishii!

Cold can kill senpai

>Girls, especially the Tsundere, think it's okay to just hit any guys when they are embarrassed.
>Girl full on punches the MC in the gut and the MC is still their friend.

If I see one more good show ruined by this crap...

>What is golden time

I don't know, user.That sounds more like Kimi ni Todoke if anything

>Enemies are just friends that you haven't beaten yet
If it's wasn't so prolific I wouldn't mind, but nips seem to have this weird collectors spirit where they just feel the need to convert and collect characters.

>MC sees girl in panties or some shit
>Shes about to literally kill this kid
>He doesn't try to explain himself and keeps looking like an idiot
>Gets fucking destroyed

I've only seen one anime NOT do this and it was some light novel adaptation.

Thank God i didn't watch that show.

>Let's play a game.
>Lets play Shiritori!

>characters start eating
>fucking shoveling it into their face
>AHM NYAHM NYAHM NYAHM
>GULP GULP GULP GULP

jesus fuck, i can see that the character is eating. noise while eating is a giant pet peeve of mine in real life too.

Kimi ni Todoke had small arcs. And misunderstandings were cleared up at the end of each 3-7 episode arcs. Its nothing like Kimagure Orange Road:

>a misunderstanding in episode 1 that could have been cleared up instantly is drawn out for 52 episodes because the MC is too much of a pussy to say anything
>each episode itself is a self-contained misunderstanding

A life of constant battles only sounds fun because your life is boring/mediocre but from MC perspective he as to endure pain and sorrow, they don't know if they are going to survive and things just keep getting worst everyday. In FMA case MC lost his mother, his brother was turned into an monster, he lost two limbs and his father is who knows were.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

Shitty Engrish in Jpop

>Character is happy go lucky super best friend who's buds with the whole cast
>Suddenly he goes quiet and seclusive
>Friends of course are worried
>Come to find out Mr.Happy is actually Mr."I have a dark past back to haunt me"

or my most hated one

>Main characters are fighting some bitch
>Dude is standing there patiently for some reason
>Was just talking mad shit
>"Blah blah blah our fucking plan blah blah"
>They're healing each other
>Villain could jump these fools easily and win
>For some reason he respects their notion and waits, saying things like "Nani" or somethin.

>villain is a swishy, serene emotionless dude looks like a lady

>assassin type that uses knives and licks blood off of his blades with a creepy smile on his face

when will this end

>mc lets morality stand in the way of ambition and desire

I want an anime that focuses entirely on what all those mooks are doing for those 10 minute conversations characters have in the middle of a fight.

>something bad happens to MC
>starts running in the opposite direction with his eyes closed while breathing loudly

>Someone pets a girl
>Head suddenly is a clitoris

SIT DOWN

>Best boy is the jobber butt monkey while the wholly boring MC with not an ounce of likeability gets all the glory and the whole universe sucks his dick

>the super nice girl is batshit insane