ITT: Things americans wouldn't understand

ITT: Things americans wouldn't understand

>walk outside
>don't get shot

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i do this everyday

well that second part anyway

>going outside apparently
>actual personal fulfillment

>Getting arrested for criticizing islam

>legalized dog blowjobs

>free healthcare
>free education
>good labor laws
>safe cities aside from muds

What are drug laws like in Europe? Also as much as I love the second amendment I can't deny that a no guns society is comfy for safety.

>went outside for the first time in years
>gets brother a job offer
>is a NEET

>go outside
>get truck'd

holland is literally dude weed lmao country also meth

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>free college education

>Banter

Kek

Sneeds feeds and seeds (formerly chucks)

ITT: Things Canadians wouldn't understand
>wake up in normal priced Apartment 600 dollars for 1400 ft apartment
>go to buy eggs and bacon for breakfast only spend 5 dollars for everything
>realize it's slightly cold for fall 60 F or 15.6 C
>then go to work
>become injured go to hospital not having to wait 3 weeks

Chuck's feed and seed?

>Things americans wouldn't understand

Not being the most powerful country in the world.

Quit LARPing, NEET. There isn't a poster here that goes outside.

Chuck's Fucks and Sucks

no it's not you flag hiding NIGGER

Sharia law

"britbongs hate him!

>be white leaf
>walk outside
>be minority
>ride bus
>be minority
>get to work
>be minority (unless you count jews as white kek)

How long till texas decriminalizes smoke?

Not colonizing space

Don't be ridiculous

walk

>unaffordable housing
>dog dick in our mouth

staying slim and healthy by not eating burgers

things lefties wouldn't understand

>fewer guns causes an increase in crime in america
>almost every time a gun is fired outside hunting or recreation is in self defense
>criminals travel to where there are fewer guns before doing break ins
>more guns in a community held by citizens and breakins decrease
>etc

Hvað segir gjémli

99% of people on Sup Forums don't go outside so the joke is on you

Things Canadians can't understand:

>Have a Hockey Team
>It actually makes it to the Cup.

Things leaves will never understand:Walk outside,don't get raped and stabbed by your wife´s boyfriend

>getting acid thrown in face
>having a openly gay transgender president like canada
>having no ability to ever become rich due to being taxed 75 percent like canada and europe

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Yeah I went there once and all I found was hookers, niggers and the smell of weed everywhere. Have not seen meth though, maybe because I stayed away from the bad parts.

I also think its weird that everyone speaks German, I thought they were never part of Germany. Maybe its similar to Austria

I live in a city of 1.6 million people in a metro of 5 million and I’ve never heard a gunshot fired in anger

>muh 75% tax
I will probably stay slightly under 25% this year

>walk outside
>Have acid thrown in my face by migrant
>Be called a xenophobe for suggesting they immigrate properly
>Lose right to own a gun
>See 100% increase in homicide
>Be called a bong
>Bing bong doesn't even bong anymore

>Sit down
>Stomach doesn't fold into 6 rolls

A leader who doesn't lock the door at night.

>Delicia

why is this so true?
some of our street signs are not even in english nor french ffs

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>walk outside
>see daughter getting raped by Pakis
>get arrested for trying to stop them
Bong

>walk outside
>see forest fire
>is ok, presidente says expert nig firebeaters will save my home
>home burns down
Leaf

>go outside
>eat at anime cafe
>never experience crime except getting ripped off for mango figs and waifu pillow
Japan

Need I go on?

Wtf where?

went to an older (cheaper) part of town recently and i lost count how many business' signs were either 50% arabic or completely arabic

Automatics are so nice tho.

Actual thing:

- Go to Amsterdam.
- Walk on sidewalks.
- Don't walk on bicycle lanes.
- Don't get hit by bicycles.

>go outside
>only "white" people in sight have brown skin
>decide to go to the local walmart to buy a 8 litre bottle of dr pepper
>stop by mcdonalds on the way there to get your daily triple big mac
>get shot on the way in
>survive and medical bill is more than you'll ever make in life
>wish you were dead

>mfw