You wake up and you're a negro, what do ya do?

You wake up and you're a negro, what do ya do?

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Kill myself

Rape a white woman

throw a white woman out the window

Enroll college on a minority quota while flipping every whitey I encounter.

Blame white people

Collect muh welfare and start looting for muh reparations

Sell dope and shoot other niggers. What else one be good at?

kill jews for running the slave trade out of Africa. Then do nigger dances

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Do a little robbin, maybe a little rapin

Apply for college

Write some gangsta rap and apply to harvard.

Just another normal day :^)

Shuck and jive my way into the ivy league and every feminists cunt

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Strip, go outside into the wilderness and never turn back. It is where i'd belong.

FPBP

Rape and kill 500 white women and collect my welfare check.

Work hard to educate myself and become successful to uplift my kind in the eyes of society.

I go on the street and tell everyone that i am a jew

Become a democrat, lie my way into the democratic party, get put on the 2024 presidential bid, win, and then just be more right-wing than anyone in the republican party. After my term is up, if I can win a second one, go for it, otherwise just shoot myself on the whitehouse lawn while screaming 'heil hitler'.

Steal a fully automatic gun and shoot up a rap concert whilst screaming 'allah snackbar'!

Collect my gibs and dance.

Be completely mediocre.
Be top 1% nigger
Get all dem gimmedats

Rape a white women and then get in to Harvard on affirmative action.

blame white people for all my problems.

Came here to post this.

Become the next Michael Jackson
A-heee-heee-heee

Go on a looting spree, then go hit up Jamal’s Krispy Fried Chicken

Bix nood muhfugga. Muh dick. Mup da doo didda. COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA.

I would work at mcdonalds and get all the orders wrong and sit there scratch my nuts and say ssshhheeeeiiittt

Be a good boy and get back to work fo' massa.

do society a favor and kill myself

Deep fry everything.

you was a good boy

Bend down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton

Get welfare, move to white neighborhood, steal bikes and resell them back, call them racist if they don't let me rape their daughters and wife's

Get affirmitive action to get a cushy job at 200k a year to do nothing

Run for prez, dems will be all over it

Trick the other niggers into shifting their blaming from whites to Jews. It really wouldn’t be that hard as we can see by BLM. Then, make them segregate themselves into reserves to get away from Jews and, if they still hate us, whites, so then we wouldn’t have to deal with their shit anymore. They’d get their own fucking welfare, would stop leeching off of us and most importantly, not be useful for the Jews since they can’t vote in US elections.

Say whatever the fuck I want, knock up 10 black chicks and leave them all. Then go to college for free and fuck white hoes.

>Suns
>Justise

wat

Move to Israel and culturally enrich their kike wombs.

Y'all got me dying laughing.

Fuck wyte pawgs with muh dikk

>get job
>never get into trouble for doing nothing
>get promoted because "he's one of the good ones that works"
>look down my massive nose at the whites that got overlooked
>continue to move up food chain
>live decent life


I swear to god If 9/10 of the black (or POC) people I've worked with had the sense to do this they'd be made for life, funnily enough even with the odds stacked heavily in their favour they still fuck it up somehow. Nearly burst out laughing the last time a "POC" got sacked for "not realising" that spending most of your shift trying to flirt with girls half your age might not be the best thing to do on your probationary period. Had another one that didnt realise charging your phone via the usb on his computer wasn't allowed despite there being big posters stating so on every wall in the office.

>mfw they used to think they had avoided escalations when really the customer was just going to call back to speak to someone that wasn't obstructive and clearly pushing their luck

You forgot the video.

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Spend my life playing basketball or football and hope I'm talented and lucky enough to get in NBA or NFL without baby mommas holding me down.

sumfin

Do a better job than every other black and ask them why a white guy in a black body can do better.

Be able to literally get any job I want with my average IQ

Read pidgin news while I enjoy my morning 40.

use my black privilege to preach national socialism

this

I'm already black

Kill myself.

gibs gibs gibs

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Sad ain't it. Why do we sit back and do nothing? Being fed, jobs, family? Muh muh government, being a good goy

steal my cellmates breakfast

Steal shoes, but not work boots. Unless there's a gibs check under.

move to sweden

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go outside draped in swastikas and watch libshit heads explode