Brit/pol/ - WEAK and WOBBLY Edition

>Heckler (Lee Nelson) hands Theresa May a P45 as she chokes to death
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/boris-wanted-give-stage-invader-hands-may-p45-form/

>Boris puts his foot in it with Libyan 'dead bodies'
unv.is/independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-sack-dead-bodies-sirte-libya-anna-soubry-sarah-wollaston-theresa-may-speech-tory-a7982031.html

>Rudd "does not need to" understand encryption
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/tech/uk-home-secretary-accuses-tech-11284903
>"I don't need to understand how encryption works to understand how it's helping - end-to-end encryption - the criminals"

>Royal Mail to strike over pay and pensions
unv.is/labourlist.org/2017/10/royal-mail-staff-to-strike-over-pay-and-pensions-after-massive-union-vote/

>Facebuck pays only £2.5m in corp tax after deductibles
unv.is/theguardian.com/technology/2017/oct/04/facebook-uk-corporation-tax-profit

>Britain the biggest diplomatic loser in Yemen crisis
unvis.it/middleeastmonitor.com/20171002-what-next-for-britain-in-yemen/

>Unmarried men will go looking for ‘the alternative on the internet’ if they don’t tie the knot, says IDS
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/marriage-iain-duncan-smith_uk_59d3b8f9e4b04b9f92054af5

>Fox promises to copy & paste over 40 trade deals by the end of Brexit
unvis.it/uk.businessinsider.com/liam-fox-promises-to-sign-40-free-trade-deals-the-second-after-brexit-2017-10

>Brexit is being betrayed by a 'platoon of jokers' : Galloway
unv.is/express.co.uk/news/uk/862168/Brexit-News-European-Union-Referendum-Theresa-May-Juncker-Barnier-UK-EU

>Tories To Axe All Party University Groups Because Of ‘Risky Politics’
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-university-conservative-young_uk_59d2968de4b0f96298893b80

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How do you diplomatically deal with house mates who cook fucking rank smelling food without insulting their culture?

Cannot deal with the rising food prices any more.

Acid attack. They'll appreciate you for expressing yourself in a way that they understand culturally.

hope we're all having a pleasant evening tonight

First for popping anonymongs and tripfags

You get a proper job so you can afford to move into your own place.

Anyone else here never get into anything? I'm 25 years old, took up Sup Forumss advise two weeks ago, I found a new hobby, rock climbing. I can never get into anything Sup Forums I tried going to the gym, but I find it boring, rock climbing, I find it depressing seeing all the people there having fun, romantic couples and best friends sharing banter, while I just wonder around like a sad loser and end up driving home in less than an hour.
I'm only ever slight happy when I have a few glasses of whiskey on my day off from work.
The only thing that keeps me from killing myself is my mum and my good looks. On the inside I feel like I'm I'm never going to change. I fucking hate myself for being so autisticly socially awkward, I feel like I was born in the wrong body.

anyone want to cuddle

studying fucking sucks and everything i'm being taught is bullshit anyway so i may as well get a drink so i hate it less

I wonder whatever happened to this goddess

>inb4 blacked

I live with two Asian landscape architects, they might be able to create some nice features in the landscape but they cannot create a nice smell in the fucking fridge.

Bin it.

>so i may as well get a drink
that's the spirit big man

SOON

bin u pham

You could try a hobby that doesn't involve leaving your household. Perhaps buying a broken bike from ebay and fixing it yourself?

shitted

Scotland isn't on yer side ya bawbag

youtube.com/watch?v=FnqZA2q-ToY

Got more than 30 (You)s for a post I did a couple of days ago, but I've still not seen it on /r/Sup Forums. NOT happy at all desu

Cheer up man. Suicide is the worst decision.

Hi guys

Hope you are having a good day across the pond

:^)

I feel exactly the same way, I'm 21 and supposed to be going into final year at uni, I live alone in complete isolation, after trying all the shit to socialise and get a hobby. I don't think you seriously change autistic social habits if you're like that, which sucks as there's little joy in life if you're alone.

>and my good looks
gotme/10

OI, STOP RIGHT THERE

Our Feelings Licensing vehicles have detected you're having unacceptable opinions.

What have you got to say for yourself, Sunshine?

Who upset Paddy?

When did you come out as batty?

Technically night over here, lad.

>Cannot deal with the rising food prices any more.


Kek no need to grow our own we cans imports all we needsssss

So much for the country only being able to actually sustain a maximum population of 30 million

Checked

The night is young!

Being lonely is only fun in a group, it sort of loses it's charm when it's true.

I do grow my own veg though, even own chickens.

Around the same time you came out as a sandnigger

I do not recognise your employer as a legitimate entity *teleports away*

ill give you one

Then they get the carbomb too

get clueless May out of downing street and get spreadsheet hammond in ffs

Hey AnCap lad, read some Swinburne, Plantinga, Feser, Augustus, and Aquinas. Prior to reading them, though, a proper understanding of classical philosophy, metaphysics, phenomenology and epistemology is recommended, but not necessary.

beautiful file name

Do you think the western world will still be democratic in 30 years?

Holy fuck you shallow bastard, it takes at least 6 months to a year before you can start to be any good at rock climbing. Stop being a fucking wank and find a climbing partner or join a club

youtu.be/sT0qBdHLspQ

>you put your left arm in
>your left arm out
>in
>out
>in
>out
>you punch a taig about

When did you learn you liked fun fun in the bum bum.
Are you bi?
How do you deal with shit on your dick?
How do you deal with anal tears?

>BOATS

whats up lad

In a sense. I expect there to be a Council of Imams who take votes on certain things.

Good on you, gives you some escape from the food jew and you know what you are eating at least.

Well I thought by then AI would make the main decisions, and we'd have a sortition system for a few humans to keep things in check by then.

I've read Aquinas before but I want to read him again once I'm more habitually spiritual and faithful. I read him as an atheist and attempted to "rebut" his ideas regarding metaphysics.

I have the latter, but again it's been a while since I read the classics. Most of it probably stays within my mode of thought even if I cannot recite exactly what lies within, say, Plato's Hippias Major

>1PBTID

nothing in particular, just learning irrelevant meme shit that's probably just here to flesh out the module

>"cough"clown"cough"
>"cough" "cough" "cough"

what stuff did you learn about particular? basic micro/macro?

different ideas regarding duopoly and oligopoly, all named after a different prize winning jew.

Do you think she cried afterwards?

Yes it is you dim wee orange wank

I believe she did but the tory statement said she didn't to save face, must have been a nightmare for her but I don't feel sympathy for someone who put Rudd in any place of power.

>you kneecap the bastard when you get him down
>that's what it's all about

>OH GRAB YOURSELF A FENIAN
>OH BEAT HIM TILL HE'S SCREAMING
>CAVE HIS PROVO HEID IN

>tfw when you don't include Aquinas's daddy

Yeah, t e absolu e state of Th resa M y.

Hopefully her husband will do the kind thing and tell her to step down for her physical and mental health.

FIRE BORIS JOHNSON

>said someone for the the 5th time this week

Holy shit, they sound like fucking babies

amen

No fan of Tories but...

LOL

It's not that, I just feel like an idiot in any kind of social situation. Even on the rare occasion I go to the pub I end up walking home in a sad mood, end up going to bed. Even with alcohol I can't talk to girls and never feel excitable about anything in life. I only enjoy taking care of my car and experimenting with new air freshers and polishes on her.

>yes it is
>"Should Scotland be an independent country?"
>"no"

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41476718

>I should be home-schooled, but I spent 10 months on Xbox

Looks like anti-home education propaganda on the BBC. On the other hand...

>Mohammed
>Bradford

hello senpais

Kek proddy here and most of my family actually served in the army with the Argyles.

You little orange cucks are a disgrace to Scotland. Nothing but soulless wee plebs without any redeeming features.

>14

Scotland > Ireland > Wales > England

Even Wales is Conservative now. Scotland is about to go full Conservative just like Tony Blare.

You guys going to bomb Korea with us or are you pussy?

I believe she probably cried, sneezed, oozed snot, pissed her pants before doing a loud wet fart then shat herself.

literally me except starting second year instead. thinking of dropping out, not to do with the course, but because depressing it is being so isolated

And The Tories are full of Jewish zionists.

say that to my calico not online and see what happens faggot

this isn't honk is it

...

I want a cheeky Barrats new build

>She's not a teacher for maths, science and English. I couldn't learn from her."
lad should be more than able to self-study at the age of 14

BBC Shilling for may.
>James harding is Cameron's chum.

>I only enjoy taking care of my car and experimenting with new air freshers and polishes on her.
I want to make fun of you but I'd feel bad. Why not get a hobby involving cars? Mechanics or something.

>state mouthpiece pushing state education
Really doubles my glazing.

who here was at party conference?

Of course it is

I value the opinion of an Englishman as much as I value the opinion of a paki,

Both foreign to me buddy

you can smell the shit from behind the screen

theresa mays husband refuses to sleep with her

...

ah-bloo-bloo

youtube.com/watch?v=oF1mHvJ3UcM
AND ON THAT BOAT THERE WAS A BOMB
WEILE WEILE WAILE!
LORD MOUNTBATTEN DIDNT LAST FOR LONG
DOWN BY THE SLIGO WATERS

Is this the legendary banter I heard about? Tony Blare was pretty good though.

Still a sad bitter man that got cucked by Taylor Swift.

Are you autistic?

You've gone from calling me an orange wank to an english man.

You good pham?

M8 I'd kick the living shit out of you.

enjoy the pic of your scabby Union

I have to go to THE NORTH-EAST tomorrow for reasons. Anyone have any survival tips?

hello honk i hope you're okay how are you doing

Too many pakis in this country, time to get out

>you can smell the shit
it's the fenians m8