Mine is oppai loli
>inb4 "hurrrr straight OP"
What is your favorite Sup Forums related oxymoron?
Levi Nelson
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David Kelly
japanese """"penis""""
Matthew Davis
/thread
Benjamin Watson
Succubus (male)
Adrian Diaz
Those are typically called incubusses? incubi? Whatever.
Landon Sanders
straight OP
Brody Brown
professional neet
Asher Ward
happy virgin
Grayson Diaz
hey screw you dude I'm the happiest fucker in town
Luis Howard
enlightened non-virgin
Eli Miller
Well, I think an abortion or miscarriage might actually work.
Cameron Gray
Visible Akari
Jason Anderson
Funny Nichijou
Benjamin Green
>fucker
>virgin
heh
Adam Martinez
>implying hands don't count
Michael Young
It's your hand, not your waifu!
Bentley Gomez
Good anime
Kevin Allen
feminine dick
Sebastian Murphy
Fucking this. Just admit you like dick. Nothing wrong with it, but "feminine dick" is fucking stupid.
Jeremiah Reyes
Some are very rough and spiny while others are so completely different looking that they look to be of another species.
Kevin Hill
That's stupid. You're stupid. Feminine dick is stupid.
Jordan Ortiz
>not liking feminine penis
faggot
Brody Powell
This.
Parker Reed
Looks like someone is having that time of the month.
Evan Gutierrez
I like dicks on chicks and dicks going into chicks. There's no such thing as a feminine dick.
There is only dick.
Camden Cruz
>you like dicks
hahaha faggot
David Sullivan
you're pure waifu
Jaxon Kelly
delicious flat chest
Michael Ward
You say that like you aren't one too.
Thomas Howard
Mexican intellectual
Jace Gray
you misspelled disgusting
Benjamin Baker
It wouldn't be an oxymoron then.
Gabriel Baker
Okay my immature shitposting aside, liking dicks isn't really gay. Liking the male body is, though. I mean if you were really turned off at the sight of dicks, that would be a fundamental biological flaw in which this dick-hating human would never be able to reproduce because of being turned off whenever he looked down. From a purely logical standpoint, men HAVE to find the penis at least mildly sexually arousing to even be able to gave sex. Those who have accepted that fact are simply more open to express their attraction to the male genitals. Of course, we are still more attracted to the feminine physique, and would never fuck a manly man; we simply don't mind dicks.
In conclusion, as long as your attraction is strictly limited to the penis and perhaps the novelty and taboo of something being slightly homosexual, but not anything actually homosexual, then you are not gay. Sup Forums is, was, and always will be, a straight, heterosexual, Christian, cock-craving board.
Noah Morales
>Sup Forums is, was, and always will be, a straight, heterosexual, Christian, cock-craving board.
Sup Forums can be pretty gay too.
Alexander Nguyen
none of that's gay though senpai
Ayden Mitchell
Would you say guys who almost exclusively into yuri are closet cases?
Isaac Diaz
No, they are just evolutionary dead ends, like most of us here on Sup Forums.
Nathan Campbell
"I don't think it was good, but I enjoyed it"
John Rodriguez
It's time
Mason Barnes
The thread-destroying potential of "feminine penis" has once again been fully realized. Woe be to those who stand against it.
Noah Lee
Are you implying Nishiyama is a tranny?
Ryder Johnson
>Trans women
No.
Xavier White
What's the name of this guy? I have this suspicion.
Jack Evans
oy vey, I hope you're not being antisemitic
Noah Reyes
What would that suspicion be, my fellow user?
Parker Baker
Oy vey, it's like annoda shoa