What would you do if you were the absolute monarch / dictator of your country?

What would you do if you were the absolute monarch / dictator of your country?

- Bring all our troops home and use the military to bomb all 1800 mosques in the country.

- Just leave the EU immediately, deport all illegals, unintegrated muslim migrants and low-skilled poles etc. Ban all immigration except high value and spouse/child. Discriminate based on race and religion.

- Declare Antifa a domestic terror group.

- Reduce the BBC license fee to like £20 a year.

- Scrap all anti-gun laws.

- Tax people more for being fat or sent fat people NHS access so that British women will have motivation to lose weight.

That's a start...

kill all muslims

then fix all the other things

make instanbul Constantinople again

Healthcare

Infrastructure

Decentralized /bank/

make Constantinople Byzantium again

name myself high chieftain and just larp all day. would probably get some nice tourist attractions.

>not killing the jews first

kys retard.

HIS TAG IS EVEN 88 YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES.

STEP 1 IS ALWAYS KILL THE KIKES.

Gas everyone who has IQ less than 120.

Kill all the jews.

Why is this even a question?

>Invade canada
>Exterminate or enslave all leaf fags.
>let Americans move into their new leibenstrum
>Deport all Muslims
>Invade Australia
>Exterminate or enslave everyone except the aboriginals. Because aboriginals probably don't have computers to shitpost on.
>Threaten the bongs for revolutionary war reparations

that goes without saying, duh

>sent fat people NHS access
deny I mean.

Also stop teaching global warming and evolution in science class.

Make Byzantium Rome again.

>thoroughly purge the military of all the trannies and non-whites, leaving the red blooded queen-loving patriots
>thoroughly purge every city with a population over 250,000 of every single faggot, nigger, and communist using said military
>implement policies to encourage gentle deurbanization, revitalize rural areas, reimplement homesteading laws in some areas
>revitalize the maritimes and newfoundland
>destroy nearly every single piece of modernist architecture and begin building in traditional styles, primarily neo-gothic
>have free trade open borders for all whites in the rest of the commonwealth
>replace the fucking leaf with the red ensign and o canada with the maple leaf forever and god save the queen, rekindle anglo-canadian identity and reverse americanization and degeneration
There, fixed this shithole.

abolish the central bank.
remove kebabs.

free tendies every day for all

lol sure buddy buddy

Wear a cape. Cut welfare programs. Initiate genetic screening for reproduction. Deport/exterminate non-whites. Pour funding into research and development. Eat pancakes and drink some beer. Open a factory to produce only Crown Victorias. Relax gun regulations.

leave EU
institute new energy based currency (x power over y time guaranteed or something)
create a national nuclear organisation to build more power plants and nukes (all hope is lost button)
institute special corporation taxation laws to allow tax breaks for big boy corporations to lure them into the country for free money and jobs
ban interest inside the country, fixed loans only
ban political organisations and parties, increase size of parliament to 400 (from 200)
lobbying, bribes etc in government or government affiliated jobs becomes treason and is only and always punishable by death
separate the church from the state completely
allow all religious organisations that are not a part of, funded, supported or affiliated in any way with any other organisation of any other nation to tax their members but maintain the policy of burial services and religious services for this taxation ability
ban foreign funding, support or affiliation of religious organisations
ban non-skilled immigration, refugees etc
militarise ahvenanmaa
significantly increase military funding and infrastructure
women have +3 children before 21 or train 6 years in backline military positions
start increasing civilian infrastructure redundancy
push for baltic defence alliance

Save white south africans, then move to conquer as much of Africa as I can, and killing as many Africans as possible (I'll let the Zulus live though).

My end goal would be to make Africa as white as possible.

This.
But we have to say deport them to israel for legal reasons. I do not condone any violence. I want a peaceful solution to all problems. This is not sarcasm.

exterminate

greater israel

get a degree in economics and politics before I fuck things up

> absolute monarch / dictator
> parliament

lol how cute.

Immediately fund the removal of speedbumps from every road in the country

Abdicate.

You have my vote.

> Pull all troops from around the world and re-station them throughout the Americas.
> Create a South American Federation to reflect the U.S.A. federation for all those SA countries that would like to partake within it.
> Expand our U.S.A. territory to include the following: Mexico, Canada, Greenland, Central America, & Caribbean.
> Capital punishment for the following: rape, Abduction, murder, associates of crime syndicates, pedophilia, spreading of Marxist ideology.
> My society would be a male dominated society, females would not be able to hold positions of power (much like middle eastern culture)
> Eliminate Marxism from our educational facilities and entertainment industry
> Homosexuals/transsexuals would be sent to re-education camps like in the old days.
> Ban lobbying.
> Capitalism reigns supreme. There has to be checks and balances with it in order for it to work properly though.
> Pour money into CRISPER research to finally create a designer baby program to create little aryan babies obviously

>running mundane day-to-day shit yourself instead of concentrating on the real issues
nigger

command everyone to bow literally before God in heaven pray confessing our sinfuless and beg for mercy on the land all simultaneously

Restore the Bill of Rights.

Exterminate the Mexican and Hebrew diaspora.

Establish the Imperium of Man.

>Reduce the BBC license fee to like £20 a year.
Make that £0 and I'll "heil user"

>women have +3 children before 21
poor white trash

Islamic gommunism :D:D:D:D

Holy Caliphate of Earth

...

Jus prima noctis to get all the pussy. I'm a shallow man. Maybe nationalise all the industry and fuck with the scientists to build me cool lasers. Also destroy the media and fuck with commercial sector.

>not leafenstrum

I'd just model the late de Gaullist regime. We could go for broke and just start bombing our enemies, purge the marxists, and solve our energy issues by going nuclear. Make a good trade deal with the UK too and take the steps to make the anglosphere a reality.

>voting in an absolute monarchy
>flag
Go figure

Nah. Give them a little bit. A bare bones, genuinely impartial BBC without alot of its shit programming may not be that bad. Plus it will be fun to see how they handle having such a low budget.

Fuck public education and healthcare.

Disrespecting the flag/culture/language punished by deportation.

Spreading democratic/communist/leftist ideas punished by deportation.

Gee I don't know...

make usage of any drugs illegal on public spaces (anywhere that isnt a bar or your own home)

create nuclear and thorium reactors

abolish all types of welfare and give the market the healthcare problem

privatize all schooling institutions but have general rules that dont promote political bias

using the fact that "im gay" or any other lgbt associates not an argument

use the death penalty more often

harvest the organs of homeless people that is likely to die but still has some good organs

make the entire country a one party state

make english obligatory to graduate any sort of school/university/college

fortify the borders with argentina bolivia and peru

increase military spending

make all marihuana use illegal

make euthanasia legal

and to further details
>pic related

Duke Nukem

Found the Icelandic military.
6 years conscription for every citizen.
Base the training and infrastructure on the experience of the search and rescue, already 30k volunteers there.
Train with guns and all that but focus on civil engineering.
Nationalize the fishing fleet, man it with the military, force the current owners to sell at market price.
Public services are provided by the free military and with the income from fishing the state is now cash positive without needing to tax anything.
Maintain some protectionist tariffs that also provide income to the state.
Kick out international elements like Costco, Ikea, Alcoa etc. Nationalize the aluminum smelters.
Plant trees and beautify towns, every public garden should be an immaculately maintained piece of art glorifying God, family values and our blessed nation.
Geothermal greenhouse bubbles on a massive scale.
Create underground grain stores, food to last through a 100 year nuclear winter.
Use the military for massive projects like converting all the machinery/vehicles to electric that can run on our renewable grid
Build a giant expensive thing that looks cool and will last for a long time.

get rid of the Abrahamic religions
judaism
christianity
islam

>harvest the organs of homeless people that is likely to die but still has some good organs
Homeless people usually have busted up organs user

hey skin counts as an organ, gotta help the burnt people man

move to america

fish and chips for everyone

Accept large quotas of White europeans fleeing sharia law in Britain,France, and Germany, and require all white families to have at least one child in order to establish a pseudo ethno-state.

And then round up all the communists and crush them with tanks,throw em out of helicopters,put them on railroad tracks, or put em on the wall, anything to terminate the red disease.

>Send all the Jews to Madagascar
>deport all niggers to Africa
>put all muslims in concentration camps
>helicopter rides for all leftists
>dismantle corrupt gov't agencies as well as the Federal Reserve
>replace oil with nuclear reactors
>nuke Mecca and bomb all the oil rigs in Arabia
>tell Israel to go fuck themselves
>embargo all Muslim countries
>embargo Cuba, China, Vietnam, etc.
>send a taskforce into North Korea to finally kill that fat chink
>invade Canada and put Trudeau on trial for homosexuality

-Leave the EU instantly non of this faggy Brexit shit

-Kick out all non-celts

-Kill all communists

-Kill all Muslims.

- Kill all Jews

-Send everyone with a BMI over 27(unless they're a body boiler) to fat camp and treat them like North Korean prisoners.

-Make Irish the only official language and put a 50% higher tax rate on people who don't speak it.

-Make guns legal,

-Erect a statue of the Führer in the capital.

-Every year every 18 year old needs to do a iq test anyone who gets under the average get chemically castrated anyone who gets under the tenth percent gets gassed.

All foreigners out.
Poor people with 10 children into the gas chambers.

Reichskristallnacht 2.0
>Now including both synagogues and mosques

>Scrap the NHS in favour of a bismarkian healthcare setup
>Deregulate house building
>Decriminalise drug use
>Implement physical castration for sex offenders and stick them in with genpop instead of letting them hideout in noncetown
>pull out of EU no negotiations, close borders to Muslim risk countries
>cut corporate tax to 15%
>provide new freedom and religion and free speech amendments that allow completely unrestricted expressions of such, save incitement of crime. Churches can refuse to marry gays, bakers don't have to bake them cakes.
Rule that transgender as a concept is not to be taught in school to under 16s and that advocating for communism is incitement of crime and punishable by a maximum £1000 fine.

>Conquer rightfull soil
>Iceland, the orkneys, The faroe islands, Greenland and Jämtland for starters
>Semi political union with iceland and make them our client state
>Build wall along sweden, prepare to liberate them when they fall to islamist uprisings
>Accept Swedish refugees
>Create mix of modern Scandinavian and icelandic to make new Norse language, set into motion a plan that will slowly make it our dominant language in a few generations


Ebin

RWDS

Make English the official language

Change the immigration laws to give preference to developed countries

Work towards free movement of people between NZ, Canada, UK & Australia

Eliminate universal suffrage conferred by citizenship. Establish a system of voting rights where people have to apply every 5 years to be allowed to vote, with the criteria roughly being something like

a) If not retired, has been employed in the last year, or is the spouse of someone who has
b) No criminal convictions in the past 10 years
c) Completed High School or equivalent
d) Two years of National Service

Rework the national education curriculum to remove the impacts cultural marxists who have been working for decades to deconstruct Australian identity. Things like reintroducing the Western Canon into English, and removing revisionist lies about Australia's history.

Recognise British sovereignty over Australia was an invasion and that the Aboriginals were the original owners of the land but by right of conquest It's no longer theirs.

Establish dialogue with any Aboriginal tribe that wants to have a self governing reservation and work towards the establishment of those reservations.

Remove the ban on Semi-Automatics for people who have served in the military for two years

Remove the negative gearing tax deductions for investment properties

Increase restrictions on foreign ownership of land

Reintroduce the Carbon Tax and Emission Trading Schemes

Build a proper fucking NBN

Work with local councils to offer funds for the beautification of cities - primarily concerned with the removal of powerlines, tree planting and new public parks.

Legalise Marijuana, Decriminalise the personal possession of other drugs

That's what I can think off the top of my head for things I'd do within my first 90 days

>£1000 fine

Communists get the death penalty. No questions asked.

That makes them martyrs. No antifa member can afford £1000, they'd shut up and look forward

>borrow as much money as possible
>Arm our nuclear warheads and point them at everyone
>borrow more money
>prepare for total war
>bomb the shit out of Israel
>remove Jews
>depose all corporate media without exception
>subsidize large white owned farms in the heartland
>establish military bases in the Rockies and Appalachia
>pull whites out of the coastal areas and prepare ethnic cleansing
>demolish Asia
>demolish Africa
>clean Europe whether they like it or not
>demolish South America
>Islam is illegal in all nations
>Catholicism is the state religion of Southern Europe, Orthodoxy of Eastern Europe, Protestantism (basically christian paganism) in Northern Europe

I just want to point out that the crusader's right arm is approximately 40% shorter than his left's.

Ban niggers

>-Every year every 18 year old needs to do a iq test anyone who gets under the average get chemically castrated anyone who gets under the tenth percent gets gassed.

You guys are already dying out....how would this help.

>Invade Canada and Mexico
>Put Muslims, faggots and blackies into gas chambers
>Bring back the Confederate States of America
>Make North America Great Again
>With a dose of meme magic

recapture vlamingen.

Immediately declare war on Turkey for the restoration of the Roman Empire.

>Remove televisions
>Remove smartphones
>Allow internet but everyone who uses Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/Tumblr gets publicly executed
>Decide that homosexuality is a mental illness
>Offer free cure for homosexuality
>Publicly burn or hang every faggot that refuses to cure himself
>Mock the jews
>Mock the niggers
>Everyone is free to kill every nigger on sight
>Deport niggers back to Africa
>Destroy women's rights
>Make sure women are not allowed to vote
>Laugh at them when they try to rebel
>Deport jews to concentration camps
>Gas them
>Kill every political figure that was famous before my arrival
>Also kill their families and their kids
>Porn is removed
>Women will need to dress appropriately
>Burn the vatican
>Hang the pope
>Burn down every church
>Persecute every monoteistic religion
>Nuke Israel

>Make English the official language
Is English not the official language of Australia? It isn't here either.

noice

Offer jews and marxists free helicopter rides
Boongs in reservations in the outback with no gibs
Ban foreign property ownership unless they reside in the property

>Burn down every church
Almost a 10/10 giuseppe but you had to fucked up somewhere.

sterilise any jew and non flemish and germanic belgian as a backup when deportation and camps fail, they don't know about the sterilising proces.
end eu membership and sugest any germanic country to do the same, start a germanic union.
all recourses go to a spaceprogram and any field that leads to it.
get our ass to mars and the moon.
start project moonraker
smoke my victory sigar and wiskey while i see earth becomming humanless and nature reclaimes earth and ready for us to come back
when we come back skinny dip with some students in oostende again.

Make physical education bootcamp style for all schools. Introduce an obesity tax. Arrest bankers. Close 3rd world immigration and open immigration to 1st world countries exclusively. Ban Islam and demolish all mosques. Remove fluoride from the water. Build wall. Declare myself king. Larp as old style king for shits and giggles.

>FOLLOW IN THE DREAMS OF THOMAS JEFFERSON AND BEGIN THE EMPIRE OF LIBERTY!
>REMOVE THE FEDERAL RESERVE
>GO BACK TO THE GOLD STANDARD
>BRING ALL OF OUR TROOPS HOME
>NO MORE INCOME TAX
>ONE PARTY STATE
>NO MORE DEGENERACY
>REMOVE JEWS
>NUKE ISRAEL
>REMOVE MUSLIMS
>NUKE THE KA'BAH
>REMOVE NIGGERS
>NUKE AFRICA (Except the South, just move non-whites and reinstall Apartheid)
>REMOVE SPICS
>INVADE CANADA AND CONQUER IT
>SEND LEFTIES TO THE HELICOPTER
>INVADE MEXICO AND PUSH ALL SPICS FURTHER SOUTH
>INVADE CENTRAL AMERICA AND INVADE FURTHER SOUTH
>INVADE SOUTH AMERICA AND PUSH THE SPICS TO ANTARTICA
>BRING THE WHITE ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTANT BACK TO THE TOP OF OUR DEMOGRAPHICS IMMEDIATELY
>LET WHITES BREED ALL OVER THE AMERICAS
>WATCH THE MONEY FLOW
>CREATE THE SPACE EMPIRE OF LIBERTY

>sterilize

thats not far enough user.

>Laugh at them when they try to rebel

"Hello? North Korea?....Yeah....look out your window in...oh...let's say...2 minutes. Bye now."

immediately resign and restore the constitution!

- deport anyone with extreme ideology, including nazis, kkk, white supremacists, hardcore muslims/christians/jews
- stop military funding
- all money into science/r&d
- deport politicians and replace with AI to assist human decision making
- ensure every person had equal wealth and benefits

10/10 would move to and get killed by giant super deadly spider

>NUKE
>NUKE
>NUKE
>NUKE
>....
congrats, you just turned the earth into a nuclear wasteland..
you americans and your radioactive fetish... you shouldn't be allowed to have any nuclear matirial..
maybe someone needs to do that same crazy plan like in gi joe 2 or something

>backup plan
always have a backup plan
and besides it doesn't matter if project moonraker works everyone will be dead

Japan was nuked twice and came back looking better than Detroit. I never specified how many nukes but if you want an answer, it'll be one nuke for each.

>Leave EU
>Purge military and police from undesirables
>Dismiss undesirable international laws, courts and treaties
>Liberate Flanders
>We now have the two largest ports in Europe. Make the kraut pay.
>Revitalize the military, militarize the police
>legalize marijuana. Implement large scale marijuana cultivation and export. Decrease criminal influence and have increased tax revenue.
>infiltrate and take over the massive drug laboratories and traderoutes in the Netherlands. Allow business to continue. Finance clandestine operations.
>people start disapearing
>abolish independent courts
>force a fake economic decline to drive out immigrants.
>false flag the fuck out of them
>send in military. Neutralisation and mass deportations.
>Transform the hague from globalist cuckhole to the hall of justice. Send out judges (dredd) to hunt pedos and satanists worldwide
>abolish democracy, implement meritocracy

FIX'D.COM

All that is missing is a nice exotic colony purged of shitskins.

>- deport anyone with extreme ideology, including nazis, kkk, white supremacists, hardcore muslims/christians/jews

you'll be very alone in that country of yours...

>AI to assist human decision making
that's funny.. i just watched trancendence
nanotech to erradicate all undesired humans...
hmm.... that's even better than project moonraker

Then who will do the labor?

Robots or specifically bred golems or some shit that are huge pacifist manchildren that live to swrve.

nobody because he will rot away since he doesn't know how to plant cabbage while the rest are having an eternal pissingcontest of who has the highest IQ

This is "make believe", that's already happening.

'Invade' australia - more like our mainstream conservative party is practically democrats

RWDS

round up all undesirables ( you know whom'st've)

ship them to Madagascar

enjoy

sure budy
enjoy your cancer and deformed children
hy.. with any luck you could have lasershows when spunking in the dark :D

>Be King of Burger
>Launch all of our nukes...some to hit Israel, China, Durka-land, Mexicrap, Belgium, Eternal Angloland, Brazil, Leaftopia, and Apefrica.
>Launch all remaining nukes (we have 5500) straight into the air and back down ourselves, purging this Judaic golem once and for all.
>give the world peace

Establish new a society and enforce a zero tolerance policy that warrants execution for the following
-Subversion.
-Corruption.
-Promotion of equality.
-Promotion of degradation to family and traditional values/morality or to life itself.
-Banking.
-Atheism.
-Multiculturalism/Diversity.
-Anyone of jewish descent.
-Pedophilia.

I would instill
-Zero outside trading or anything to do with other countries
-Zero immigration
-Mandatory self defense for all citizens.
-A return to God as a nation.
-A return to family.
-Encouragement of strength through adversity and experience.
-Encouragement of virtue and tradition.
-Encouragement of Nationalism.
-Encouragement of pride of one's race.
-Strong development on weapons and firearms.
-Strong military.

And I would nuke the following countries.
Israel
Turkey
Saudi Arabia
Afghanistan