Maria probably win hayatebowl

Maria probably win hayatebowl
Maria is hot
chapter 535 imgur.com/a/KbOsv

Yes

Hata is losing it, less people are interested in the series because he fucked up character development. Now he's resorting to slutting out Maria.

That chance has fucking sailed away, we could of had a strong perfect mother arc / wife arc of a girl who isn't even a cake. Instead we got idol, shit manga then gamble arc.

Still bitter about anime original plot he put all his effort into and it amounts to fucking nothing.

This still going? Hayate should just become gay or something

Also I stopped following the plot, but isn't he supposed to be a cunt to one of the girls in order to open the way for Nagi, and he's fine with this plan?

It's poor fucking form, and most likely will trivialise it in some way with a tasteless joke.

everyone pissed off that he didn't just adapt End of the World Arc
Yeah, everything pointed at either Idol chan or Nagi getting heartbroken to open the path though

Holy shit Maria

I knew you were designed to be best girl

I haven't even caught up to this but seeing as how you faggots never put this shit in spoilers here's some basic common sense.

>Hayate will literally end within 1 chronological year
>Hayate started at Xmas
>Maria the one girl with a name associated with Xmas
>Hayate thought she was the cutest girl back when he was little

It was obvious ages ago since Hata didn't go the lolicon route.

>Maria's dredged back into relevancy

It's been too long

>falling for old cake

MARIA ARC
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maybe hayate will fall in love no Maria

Does anyone still cares for that series?

This would be easier on the girls if he used trap mode and let some gay dude open the path

And then Nagi will break and open the path after seeing him in love with Maria.
Seems kinda obvious to me.

What went wrong?

Unable to falsely confess, he was given a number.

Left in the fridge for too long

Hina a shit

>not getting that it's an Amano Megumi reference

Toying with a maiden's heart: the evilest plan in the history of all manga?

too old

Hina should win.

Twist is that the sight of Nagi in depression puts himself in despair and opens the gate

i robe hayate.
my name are Tarezou,means zeus^_^
hayate is my wife.
l am afraid my wife always suck my dick(^.^)

Hayate: Maria-san Maria-san!

Hayate: Ta-dah! (shows her a candy ring)

Maria: Wow! What is that!

Hayate: This was once a hugely popular piece of candy with women. The jewel ring!

Maria: Jewel Ring... huh?

Hayate: What do you think, Maria-san? Women loved this sparkle. You shouldn't be an exception.

Hayate: Wid da powah of this jewel ring! Maria shall fall for me!

Hayate imagination: Maria: Hayate-kun! It's beyootifel!

Maria: Candy ring... huh?

Hayate: ..... eh?

Maria: It's a jewel ring but it's not made of precious metal, is it?

Maria: So if it's a meat bun on top, it's a meat bun ring, huh?

Maria: In that case, where would the meat bun element go?

Hayate: Did she just nearly refute 30 years of candy ring sales?

Hayate: That's not important! What is important is its potential as candy!

Maria: (licks candy) I see...

Maria: It's definitely a delicious candy, isn't it?

Narration: His heart would not stop beating.

Hayate is such a fucking ass.

I have no idea what is going on now.

I'm like 10 chapters behind. Has Hina won yet? Or anything worthwhile happen?

Hayate: I remember the day we met even now

Hayate: That day, my life was being targeted by the Yakuza because my parents betrayed me.

Hayate: It's really painful to remember... it was sad.

Hayate: That's why that muffler felt doubly warm. I felt truly saved.

10/24

Nagi: I can't draw anymore if there's no delicious chocolate.
Hayate: -_- What are you saying now?

Nagi: The manga! The manga! I can't draw it without chocolate!

Hayate: Are you channeling Osamu-san? Didn't he draw his manga for himself?

Nagi: That's right! Exactly!

Nagi: Without chocolate, I can't think! I have no motivation!

Nagi: In order to draw an awesome manga... in order to draw a historical masterpiece.

Nagi: Right now... I need delicious chocolate!

Hayate: Hands her some chocolate

Nagi: DON't YOU MESS WITH ME! At least gimme some choco mint!
Nagi: Since this is also delicious, I'll eat it just this once.

Nagi: This chocolate is necessary but it's the lowest. Gimme some higher quality ones later!

Maria: The ultimate chocolate?

Hayate: Yearh, ojou-tama needs it for her manga!

Maria: I have no idea wtf yer talkin about, son.

Hayate: Well, let me start from the top...

Maria: Hmm... I see... Well then shall the two of us look for this chocolate together?

At that moment, Ayasaki Hayate was thinking.

Hayate: I can only open the door to the Royal Garden if there is love!

If someone were madly in love and had a stone... it would be earth-shattering.

That way, there would be an explosion of negative emotions that would open the gate to the Castle!

Then I can get the loto key and secure ojou-tama's inheritance!

After that, the relationship doesn't matter! It's all for ojou-sama's sake, that's why!

FOr this reason, Maria-san is the best target! Maria-san should understand that it was all for ojou-sama's sake.

However... Maria-san falling for me... I can't even imagine it.

Maria: WTF is wrong with ya, son?

Hayate: No-nothing!

Maria: But it has been a long time since the two of us went shopping together, right?

Hayate: Sou desu ne

Hayate: I'd like to get the ultimate chocolate... but where do we begin?

Maria: Right... usually I'd buy at Aoyama district but...

Hayate: That would be fun but...

Maria: Ah...

Maria: Hayate-kun, how about this?

...

ULTIMATE Candy Shop

Cheap sweets huh...

Maria: Oh there are lots of cute chocolates here, aren't there?

Maria: Oh, and these are cute too, aren't they?

Hayate:......

Hayate: Anywayz, it's not my imagination. This is a dokidoki situation. Taimu to confession to Maria-san wo!

Hayate: For this reason, I must do this...

Maria: Hayate-kun! Hayate-kun!

Hayate: Hai?

Maria: This character looks like Doraemon, right?

Hayate: Uwaaaaa!

Hayate: WTF are ya sayin, Maria-san! It doesn't look similar at all! Not in the least?

Maria: Eh... rly?

Maria: But this shape is definitely...

Sometimes I wonder why I still read this but then I remember I've been doing it since chapter five.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

Hayate tries to seduce Maria, ends up being the seducee

COUNTER SEDUCTION

>Has Hina won yet?

Hope is a mistake, user.

ALL HAIL A-TAN

Hayate: NOOO! Absolutely not! It's a coincidence!

Maria: Eh... Eh... but...

Hayate: This is bad. My heart is throbbing but this throbbing is totally wrong.

Hayate: Was this choco expedition a failure... no, it's too soon to give up.

Hayate: Maria-san has never even had cup noodles so it's understandable that she wouldn't know anything about cheap chocolates...

Hayate: Yes, of course!

...

Hayate has now chosen his "target" and he has finally revealed his Evil-ebil plan. Yup, it's exactly what I said it was. He plans to make Maria fall for him and then break up with her causing the necessary explosion of negative emotions.

Why is Hayate such a fucking asshole?

Remember a time when he was relatively innocent? Getting naively talked into crossdressing?

Now he feels like a mafia leader.

>Taking advantage of Maria
I dropped this shit six years ago and now I know it was the right decision

He was ruthless in his school trip victory but this time he will be counter-seduced by Maria which in turn will trigger Nagi. They are bound for some suffering before this all ends

Nagi > Maria

Nope
Izumi gonna win the Hayatab owl

First Kiss kara hajimaru
futari no koi no History
kono unmei ni mahou kaketa
kimi ga totsuzen arawareta

look at that smug

is that a problem?

No_

>Too old
>Not having a Christmas Cake body

Into the trash Maria goes

>against all odds, Hayate manage to make Maria fall for him
>he rejects her
>poor mariafags' collective butthurt is so great that it transcends dimensions
>it opens the gate to the palace
I'm sure Hata has something like that planned. Even if i just want Maria to win.

Oh man.

Hayate tries to seduce Maria. Then he falls in love. She rejects him. Gate does not open. Nagi sees the rejection. She realizes that he never loved her as a woman. Her heart gets crushed. Gate opens.

4th wall butthurt would be destroying the A-tan fleet, I swear he'll never forgive himself for making 2 side characters greater than what his main choice, Nagi could ever achieve.

All the Maria fags have already accepted it wouldn't ever happen. False hope isn't a thing.

What happened to the blonde girl with big boobs?

I stopped reading after that arc ended and she turned into some mini version of herself

We all know Nagi's going to be the one to actually open the gate. She's the one who's going to catch Hayate dating Maria and then cry her way through the gate.

I was kinda hoping Hayate went for the harem route to maximize his chances of heartbreaking someone though.

That would make him a demon.

She's still loli, but turned to normal in the one arc where she meets Hayate's brother to ask him something.

>Implying Hayate isn't a demon already
Hayate goes hard when he wants to except love.