Why don't mass shootings happen in New Zealand?
Have you ever wondered
Mason Lopez
Nathaniel Jones
Because nobody cares about New Zealand
David Harris
because we are not herpiderp burgers.
Josiah Campbell
There couldn't be a more perfect post
Ethan Campbell
Because the ground is always shaking too much to get off a clear shot
Aiden Taylor
No gunz.
Camden Jenkins
Sheep do not possess opposable thumbs.
Tyler Edwards
Because we don't have Hamburgers for brains
Hudson Cooper
Shootings in NZ are typically domestics or gang revenge shit. I think the last mass killer we had was a nurse poisoning people? Maybe a pedophile.
Most people I know with guns are outdoorsmen who spend all day farming or hunting and don't meet enough people to do a mass shooting even if they do snap.
Elijah Taylor
>Implying anyone wants to go to a tiny island in the middle of nowhere where they can make sure no guns are getting in.
Man, it's a mystery how that worked.
Ethan Cook
Guns have no power in middle earth.
Caleb Torres
I'd wager it has something to do with gun control, but I'm not sure.
Brandon Williams
AFAIK NZ actually has fairly lax gun control.
Connor Rogers
your nigger is showing.
NZ has plenty of guns and liberal gun laws.
guncity.com
Adam Powell
Can confirm, all you have to do is watch a video and do a shit easy test and you can get a gun.
Elijah Allen
>gun control works in an ethnically homogeneous island in the middle of nowhere.
Really makes you think.
Bentley Lewis
NZ is not ethnically homogeneous we have island cannibals here.
Lucas Morales
No, NZ really isn't ethnically homogeneous. Their "natives" tried to overthrow the government a few years ago.
Lincoln Hughes
didn't three people get shot literally yesterday in auckland?
Colton Clark
They know their place though.
I suppose the first colonists just squatted on the land and gave a finger to the natives. Is that what happened?
Zachary Sullivan
Probably, see this is how irrelevant NZ is, not even Australia gets news from you.
Grayson Peterson
One factor could be that people are generally more likely to be mentally ill and depressed in larger cities.
Jaxon Parker
No they don't know there place see, and no that's not what happened.
Carter Ward
stuff.co.nz
Well it actually happened not too long ago and it wasn't major. But it does happen, there's lots of guns around.
Evan Evans
This.
Lincoln Ramirez
>All three people were injured by the shots and were taken to Middlemore Hospital. None of their injuries are life-threatening.
>Neighbours told theHeraldthey heard two gunshots.
Noah Cooper
We had massive fucking wars here.
Jace Moore
Well the boomer materialistic hedonistic lifestyle and the modern degenerate world that spawned from it is very depressing.
Noah Russell
Because there are literally more sheep than people.
Brayden Miller
lack of diversity - don't worry, sorry to say, it will come there eventually.
Jordan Allen
> pic related
Austin Harris
Guns are banned there.
Camden Perez
I want to say that you don't have niggers, but I've heard nothing but shit about Maoris and junkies.
Ryan Price
We don't allow it.
Justin Ward
They had a massacre but didn't overreact like the faggot Aussies did and give up their guns...en.wikipedia.org
Julian Edwards
No they aren't.
Adrian Martin
Heroin is almost impossible to find in NZ.
Blake Nelson
It's definitely nowhere near as common as in other places but you can definitely find it if you want it Auckland. It'll be homebake though.