Someone knocks on your door and you open it

>someone knocks on your door and you open it
>See this
What do you do?

Invite her in for a bowl of eggs

"Who are you"

A homeless qt

I'd say 'yes? Can I help you on something?' or something like that.

Don't be stupid, OP. I wouldn't answer the door, I'd just pretend I'm not home.

This

or just open fire right away. How dare they enter my property

>cute girl with no home suddenly shows up at a shut-in's apartment
Totally safe

Offer her a cup of tea and tell her I have time to talk about our saviour Jesus Christ?

Offer her some eggs.

She doesn't look drunk.

rape

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But why?

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Does she have to eat all the eggs?

is the shit quality of those eggs a part of the joke

Ask her why she's wearing a tie.
That knot looks like fucking shit.

>Finally I have some purpose for those roofies I still have around.
"Come in and stay over."

This

Sorry, I don't take in homeless boys.

Come in, don't just stand there.

"Uh, hi."