>someone knocks on your door and you open it
>See this
What do you do?
Someone knocks on your door and you open it
Invite her in for a bowl of eggs
"Who are you"
A homeless qt
I'd say 'yes? Can I help you on something?' or something like that.
Don't be stupid, OP. I wouldn't answer the door, I'd just pretend I'm not home.
This
or just open fire right away. How dare they enter my property
>cute girl with no home suddenly shows up at a shut-in's apartment
Totally safe
Offer her a cup of tea and tell her I have time to talk about our saviour Jesus Christ?
Offer her some eggs.
She doesn't look drunk.
rape
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But why?
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Does she have to eat all the eggs?
is the shit quality of those eggs a part of the joke
Ask her why she's wearing a tie.
That knot looks like fucking shit.
>Finally I have some purpose for those roofies I still have around.
"Come in and stay over."
This
Sorry, I don't take in homeless boys.
Come in, don't just stand there.
"Uh, hi."