Honest thoughts on Switzerland?

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breddy gud

fake country. split it up among its neighbors.

mountain jews

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>I-is Switzerland good?
>Turkish

It's like you're asking to be raped in a refugee camp. Stop dragging down superior countries and improve your own nation.

way too expensive, and that's coming from an another extremely expensive country.

>worrying about the price of things

Stop being consumerist, Dane. You live in a socialist country that covers your basic insurances. Stop buying excess things that don't contribute to your happiness.

The America America should be.

Too much secrecy in the past and present.

But still a great country to live in.

Then why are you importing thousands of mudslims?

god I wish that were me

how did you know?

Its fucking great

You really think we can say NO to the EU?

Well maybe we could but it would not turn out well for us. Not on that matter.

DELET

The smell of goat shit gave you away.

Very nice country, I connected in Zurich both coming to and from Italy and enjoyed it. Your national airline is great too, they treated me like royalty.

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>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!!
>Unless you are a precious muslim then come in pls!!!

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And of course you could tell the EU to fuck off, or just ignore them, you're not even a member. Invite in Russian troops to protect you.

It's a good defense for Liechtenstein

"Requires citizens to own guns"

Thats not how it works. Plenty of households without guns in our country. Quit your bullshit.

Best country in earth, period. Australia and New Zealand come close. Shame I have almost no chance to live there but will try to move to Australia.

fake news, fag. Switzerland isn't full of cocaine lords competing for power.

They got Raclette and, uhmm... and... uhhh... hmm...

"Invite in Russian troops to support you."

Yeah and the EU is gonna let them march right through its own lands to let them do so? You sir, are a massiv idiot.

Okay in my book, but I hope they don't turn into swedes or, may god forgive me, krauts.
Stop accepting rapefugees, ok?
bye.

>not Italian
>not German
>not French
>not English

I can't recommend moving to Switzerland or Australia

Please provide me a list of the Eurocountries who could stop or slow down Russian troops for any reason?

They appreciate some good SOPA so they are good in my book.

Full of shit skins. At least Lugano.

Guns, chocolate, watches, money
They're ok with me

I may major in financial mathematics n sheit, can I come there? I will help you with the shekels my fellow chos- I mean European friends.

UMA

LHC, nice

You don't know the ndrangheta, right?

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>Switzerland will return the bank account money of known narcos to Italy

Extremely low-res inverted piece of Japan.

you can't study in Switzerland unless you are a citizen

If you think this is on the scale of Central America, you're sadly mistaken, Europoor. The price of narcotics is supposedly high in the EU, correct? Guess what. Undersaturated markets.

Would like to know the reasons, I mean no offense, im really curious and might learn something.

Has something to do with probabity or acceptance?

-France, Germany, Italy and Austria. Just a few who would be involved. Your "great" country would probably be involved too.

Now your turn. Tell me one good reason Russia would be willing to take that big of a risk just to protect the people of Switzerland?

DELICIA

I'd already be graduated or at best do my thesis there, I'm talking about a post graduation job.

Their flag is a big plus.

Don't you guys have a decent army of your own and mandatory military service?

well the point of life is to develop your offspring and since you are Spanish you should marry someone who is also Spanish

good luck unless you are an EU citizen

autism

>Tell me one good reason Russia would be willing to take that big of a risk just to protect the people of Switzerland?

They would have to balance out helping out a victim of EU bullying, with the downsides of pissing off Brussels. I suppose they would turn you down. If I were Switzerland I would still be doing everything possible to cozy up to Russia, because you need someone to protect you from Brussels, if you want to maintain your independence.

Just flagrantly inviting Russian troops in for training exercises and joint military drills would be a good start. Buying Russian aircraft for your military. I think you are retarded for not buying up used MIG 29s for your airforce and relying on NATO gear when they have a kill switch for every plane.

Decent compared to maybe Aserbaidschan, yes. We are well trained, yes. But in no circumstances could we defend ourselfes against the EU.

Military service is mandatory but can be avoided easily.

Yes until you go in to the cities where the poz is gaining more ground every day altought they act relatively good in valais.

The countryside is neat, almost no shitskins.
Feels great to talk to people you don't know in a friendly way (until you tell them you are french).

Great quality of life but very expensive everywhere.

I like it.

you will never be Swiss

>But in no circumstances could we defend ourselfes against the EU.

With a Russian contingent on your soil you could, also if you developed nuclear weapons (which I highly recommend unless you want to be the next Yugoslavia) you could also defend yourself.

Only problem is: We fucking hate communism on a large scale. But that never came to your mind. Did it?

who cares as long as i can impregnate a swiss girl?

How come the Swiss speak unaccented French, but highly accented, or dialect German?

I'm pretty sure we are receiving more rich expats every year than migrants.
Everyone who's ever drove around the Leman or other "hip" places in the country can tell you about the fucking huge and empty houses being built everywhere while the middle class struggles to find decent apartments.

You sir seem to totally missunderstand the geographical situation of Switzerland. Sorry to say but its obvious.

you'll never do that either

It did, I am recommending you call Putin to help you against the communists in Brussels, comrade.

Plus if you talked to Putin directly you can get a better deal on those MIG 29s and your air force will be the envy of Europe.

Soon.

>unaccented French
Hahaha, good one. We have 5 very different accents.
-Jurassien
-Genevois
-Vaudois
-Fribourgeois
-Valaisan

Its fueling some top banter between the regions.
We also use words that French people don't understand.

Their french has an accent, actually most of France's region have an accent. Only Valley de la Loire Master race can speaks pure french.

Never been there but it seems super comfy.

how do u know?

Roof bunny tastes awesome, doggo is also ok.

Fucking Mountain Niggers

DELET DIS

i thinks that you are a turkish sandrat and shoult kill yourself and blow up your rathole of a county you fucking sandnigger

We don't need a nuke but we need a few purges in big cities like Zurich and then we're good.

Don't be mad, brugerbro.

EVERY country on the planet has a discusting food. One official and one unnoficial.

You guys have too. I mean, Opossum is pretty discusting....

Ok i'll ask again. Tell me one good reason Russia would be willing to take a risk just to protect the people of Switzerland?

I've never heard anyone eat opossum. Disgusting.

Payback awaits for hosting Lenin, Trotsky, Martov and pretty much every commie refugee.

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I have never seen or heard anyone eat Possums Vanderlay. That sounds like a meme.

I answered already above bru. He would have to balance the pros and cons and decide. The pros would be, a chance to develop strong economic ties to the most advanced and wealthy independent nation in Europe, with the con of pissing off the EU and NATO which already hates Russia anyway. He would gain access to your top scientists and technology you have in Swiss? I think he would jump at the chance.

Then by supporting anti-Brussels nation, he would give hope and a new +possibility+ for the other anti-brussels nations trying to escape the clutches of the enforced demographic suicides that brussels enforce on Hungarn and Polan etc. Call Putin don't argue with me bro.

So scared of confrontation they have no opinions whatsoever

But really they just want to hold onto all sides' money

>I have never seen or heard anyone eat Possums Vanderlay. That sounds like a meme.
I can say the same about cats and dogs.

>tucked

Best nation ever.

Staying out of retarded wars is the smartest thing the Swiss ever did.

Can you imagine the phone calls from (((Churchill and Roosevelt)))

>Hey Switzerland you want to send millions of your men and die for the jews?
>No.

One of the few european cunts that i really respect.
Welcome to godtier club
Members: nordics, austria, weedland and switzerland

See USA=Possum
Brazil=Monkey
Germany=Horse
Switzerland=Dogs and Cats
China=Dogs
Mexico=Insects (cockroaches)
UK=Haggis (disgusting things made in the bladder of a sheep or pig)
France=Slugs
Korea=anything related to human feces (including wine)
Sweden=Sustorming (rotten fish)
Russia=Jellow made out of meat

>Can you imagine the phone calls from (((Churchill and Roosevelt)))
You don't need to imagine it, see
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombings_of_Switzerland_in_World_War_II#Schaffhausen

Sorry about that, I wish you had shot down every plane.

Sorry for the delayed reply. Had to call Putin. He said we need to give them our money so we said, kindly fuck off, that money belongs to the Jews.

Sarcasm aside. I agree with you saying we need to protect ourselves from the "commies" in Brussel. Just not with the Russian help you are suggesting. Too much else in the mix that wants a piece of the cake allready.

Switzerland is like a second homeland.

It's a big hoax there isn't even a country here just a giant mountain barrier.
Ever notice how we're never part of any historical event? That's because we don't exist.

Good political and financial system, absolutely shit weather and sports. The place to where we send our absolute scum.

>Stealth country

>absolutely shit weather
We just had a pretty great summer.

>and sports
>not liking tennis

very /comfy/

The only Germans who shouldn't be a part of the German ethno-state, for the same reasons America shouldn't be a part of the Anglo-sphere.

LOL, didn't see that coming.

Even if I agree, I think we are all already pretty mixed up, also in Australia there's plenty of Spaniards, in fact Australia is made by people from all over the world (not that much from the poor countries tho).

>until you tell them you are french
kek

>not liking tennis
Who in the right mind would get tennis over a contact sport?

Go learn some fight or play soccer, nigga.