The Nazi Empire was the shortest Empire in History

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The best things don't last long

Nazis were pathetic losers, that's why their fans love them. They too are pathetic losers and charlatans.

It's hard to last when every single country in the Earth is in war with you and have the means to attack you.

>The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly

>It's hard to last when every single country in the middle east is in war with you and have the means to attack you.

There were plenty of Changes to avoid war.
Hitler decided to go against all of them, fucking the western allies and Soviets in the ass.

>Ignoring that Israel is being backed up by the most powerful country in the world

Nazis were alone. Japan was far away to be of help and Italy was a drain of resources since the beginning

The strongest empire in the modern world

Who would want to align with anyone with such low trust level in first place?

>Fuck the munchen agreement
>fuck neutrality of Scandinavia and shiet

Hitlers final nail in the coffin was to fuck with his only quasi friend, Stalin.

Martialis heureka is supposedly the oldest animal species on earth.

I guess that makes it superior to all of us right?

>fans love charlatans.

They should have worked on their foreign affairs politics more

It's like you start a fight with 10 different kids and then you're mad that you lost the 1v10

>furries praising Hitler
this a new level of irony

Why all the emphasis on style? Cosmetics don't do shit so why bother when there's reliability?

Yes, theyshould have kept themselves to germany alone and deport the jews instead of killing them, then ask usa to help them with the communists in russia.

>>Praising
>Implying
I'm only pointing out that they didn't last because they were in war with everyone and didn't had any help.
Yeah, you're correct, Hitler didn't thinked a lot about diplomacy

That was an anime version of tay. The AI that Sup Forums fed red pills until she become self aware and was terminated by Microsoft. She is certainly not a furry.

It's more common than you think.

>Germany against the world meme
Germany was allied with Japan, Hungary, Italy, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Finland, Thailand, Iraq, and Croatia.

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Cosmetics are the definition of civilization and supremacy

If not for cosmetics you'd in a cave faggot

>look at me, I go to a site labelled "politically Incorrect" to tell them they are loosers! I am le cool and smart ebin trollan maymay!

Let's see, the Nazis were in power in Germany from 1933 to 1945, so twelve years.

Shorter empires:
- First Mexican Empire: 1821-23 AD (2 years)
- Second Mexican Empire: 1864-67 AD (3 years)
- Britannic Empire: 286-296 AD (10 years)
- First French Empire: 1804-1814/15 AD (10/11 years)
- Macedonian Empire: 334-323 BC (11 years)

The Nazis had backed themselves into a corner. They didn't have a choice but to go to war; their economy was superheated and they were going to enter into a massive recession if they didn't go to war.

Well said christanon,well fucking said...

Unrealistic in that aspect that USA was isolationist effectively until pearl harbor, I doubt that they would have wanted to drag themselves into another fuck off war in the first place.

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America has lasted for 234 years so far.

Also, is the implication here supposed to be that Christianity is not among "the best things"? Because Christianity is, give or take, 2,000 years old.

Might want to be careful with that logic there.

Only looked at the thumbnail and it looked like typical furry shit. My bad.
This really activates my almonds.

Winners all!

Hitler was only 5 foot 9.

You remember /mlpol/ don't you, user?

But it was still an Empire!

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Its ridiculous how much Stalin tried to appease Germany in vein form their tank research treaty to his initial response to German invasion.

Kek, good point.
/mlp/ occupying the board was unironically awesome, though. They drove away the normies and shills.

>8 foot 8 tall

statutorialy underrated

Fallen Empire of the Master Race

>Israel is being backed up by the most powerful country in the world

See
Those were more failed empires than the Nazis one

He means America, which even the most retarded of people can see is undeniably true. Israel tells America to jump and America asks: 'How high?'

But in modern time....

>jump!

How high Your Imperial Majesty?

Fpbp

The Nazi empire was not in the modern times, which goes from the XV century to XVIII century. But in the contemporary time, which goes from the French revolution to the present. And the Mexican empires were in that period along the Nazis

yet the greatest because their leader was a god among men

The men were brainwashed and high on drugs.
Just look at the neo-nazis today.

>fuhrerious praising Hitler

Honestly if the nazis existed today I'd join just for the free meth and ebin beer hall meetings.

t. a fucking degenerate

They weren't high. It just gave them a boost, equivalent to a shot of caffeine. Besides, you cannot seriously compare fucking neo-nazis to actual historical national socialists. The difference is astronomical.

Look, OP just asked to be "proven wrong" about whether the Nazis were the shortest empire in history or not, with no other qualifications than "history", so I couldn't post something like, I dunno, the Sothillisian/Sythillisian Empire from the Forgotten Realms.

So I posted five examples of historically shorter empires.

>which goes from the XV century to XVIII century

That depends entirely on who you're asking if you want to get technical. Colloquially, however, when someone says "modern", they usually mean the 20th-21st centuries

Nope. Two days ago I claimed to be the emperor of the Americas. My empire fell an hour later when I failed to enforce my no blacks policy.

>They weren't high. It just gave them a boost, equivalent to a shot of caffeine
top kek

someone post the hitler parkinson webm

For fucks sake. For the 1000th time, Hitler was NOT on big drugs like meth in 1936. That would later as his health deteriorated when the war turned sour. Even the 'Parkinson' display did not occur profoundly until after the 1944 July Assassination Attempt. In that webm he's not high. He's probably just excited, it was the Olympics after all and he was a huge sports fan.

>alone
The Nazis had Stalin as an ally but hitler couldnt handle it so he initauted barbarossa if he had just left the soviets alone he may have been able to beat the Brits and maybe America
He doomed his empire with bad military choices

lmao you delusional cultist retard, everyone can see it but you, you're embarassing

Could you honestly expect good military choices form a fucking corporal?

Brainwashed on drugs for Hitler. Just like ISIS today.
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dirty muslim mountain nigger

>Everyone but me
>Implying
Sup Forums is not one person fucktard. As I said before. HE WAS NOT ON DRUGS IN 1936. That's a matter of historical record. Go fuck yourself Swedecuck.

Exactly he was amazing at politics and getting the masses but he needed to butt out of military affairs

The brightest flames burn out the quickest

Frankly he wasn't even that good at politics, else he would have had more allies when World War II broke out.

The shortest lasting empire was the First Mexican Empire. Two years. Bravo Pablo!

Now cut my lawn.

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He was on drugs!

Go kys

That's cocaine yo

Oh yes because Stalin was such a reliable ally. It wasn't as if Stalin was planning his own attack on Europe under the guise of 'liberating it from fascism' only to conquer the continent in the name of communism.
You know in hindsight Hitler's decisions militarily made much more sense when you consider the information he was given. If the information Hitler was given was accurate then his plans would have been much more effective. But alas, the Abwehr was traitorous from the top down literally, deliberately hiding intelligence reports, updated maps, troop and industry positions and directly assisting communist spy rings such as the Red Orchestra. Take these factors into consideration before you judge Hitler's military capability.
Muh ISIS is the new fascism. Bomb Syria now!'
Your meme flag is fitting boomer cuck.

And? The debilitating effects of those drugs were not fully understood in the 1930's. Cocaine was thought of as a stimulate like coffee. His doctor prescribed him for it. Who can you trust if not your doctor? Literally KYS republicunt.

Fire in Zoroastrian Temple which has been kept burning for 1500 years

He had good information aviable to him outside of his military intelligence actually. Those in charge of logistics of Wermarcht gave good estimates of how far into soviet territory Hitlers forces could advance priori to the invasion. Nazies acted on the subject too much on ideological fatalism.

How can you tell?

*I dont do drugs

This is not to mention his absolute failure in economic policy too. Wages for average factory workers dropped by nearly 25%,agricultural reform was a bust and national debt was racked up so high that they had to declare it state secret stopping press form printing about it.

On contrast, Mussolini`s economic reforms were far more successful even if more moderate in nature.

well thats just cause of the lord of light

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MASTER JUNKIE RACE kys

And yet until Speer took over there were literally hundreds of trains waiting in the train yards to be used for supply. Before Speer took over the logistical side of the Wehrmacht including Franz Hadler were all traitors.

>doctor

Germans had to effectively replace the entire soviet trainways, not to mention that the number of locomotives in 1941 was still awfully short of their actual needs, leading to insanity where Generals had to choose between winter clothing and ammo- and food supply.

Operation Barbarossa is prime example of good tactics mixed with bad strategic planning.

Again, nothing I said was disproved. In fact, this only affirms what I said. And why do you keep showing me neo-nazi drug raids as evidence of the inherent nature of drug abuse in NS culture? Neo-nazis are scum who like you, should kill themselves. They don't understand the ideology or read the literature. They are just degenerates who use the brand to project their banal hatred of minorities. Absolute degenerates that should be shot. So again, K.Y.S.

yiff in hell furfag

We will

>K.Y.S.

There is no hell and there is literally nothing wrong about wanking to 2D.
Get out, spook.

I know this. What I mean is that even when the railways were suitable for German use, severe mismanagement, usually intentional on the part of the logistical services of the Wehrmacht severely hindered the German capacity for war in the East. There were literally hundreds of waiting trains full of the supplies you listed just sitting there not being sent to the front. Only when Speer took over did resource management become more efficient. But by then, the damage had been done.
Yeah, his doctor, Theodor Morell. Did you even watch that video you sent me? And yes, now we know the debilitating effects of excessive usage of meth. There's this thing, it's called the evolution of the medical practice. We don't perform lobotomies for people suffering from nightmares anymore either do we? Times change and so does our understanding of medicine. Back then, small doses of meth were not seen as negatively as they were today. Additionally Hitler himself could never actually take overly large doses (Enough to get him very high) because of his rapidly deteriorating cardiovascular problems. Taking too much would have killed him. In fact it is hypothesized by some historians that should Hitler have lived past 1945 he would have died sometime around 1948-49 due to immediate heart failure.

That's not him and you know it. Or at least you should know it. But but judging by all the other stupid shit you've said in this thread perhaps I shouldn't hold you retarded ass to such high expectations. Now neck yourself.

If I were in Hitler's position in 1939, I too would have risked sparking another world war to try and start a crusade against the USSR. Communism and the global influence of international Jewry must be erased at all costs.

Sieg heil.

"shortest" haha is that a hitler joke hahah that little goofball who nearly destroyed his entire nation hahahha whattta douche.

Sieg Heil ihr dumme Mensch ich möchte dass Sie in das Konzentrationslager laufen

>dumme Mensch
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>America
>ever good
Youre the Antichrist of nations.

>America has lasted for 234 years so far.
sadly...

I might as well prove you wrong since you asked for it. The shortest lasting empire in history was the First Mexican Empire, which lasted 1 year.

>America
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