Why are Finland's memes so powerful?

Why are Finland's memes so powerful?

Why are they so good at upgrading Russian firearms and turning them into god-tier weapons?

Why do they love saunas so much?

How do I get a qt3.14 Finnish gf?

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finns are the master race

Their Goddess, The Korpi, performs ice magic that is more powerful than we can ever hope to know.

>upgrading Russian firearms
Nah the ruskies downgrade our weapons.
pic related (ppsh)

she's beautiful

Joo.

>Why do they love saunas so much?
When you live in a place that's as cold as russia 99% of the time you learn to love the heat.

>Why are they so good at upgrading Russian firearms and turning them into god-tier weapons?

As far as I can tell, the Fins never went through long periods where the Aristocrats wanted to keep guns out of peasant hands. As a result, they know what they want out of a gun.

have a complimentary spurdo

can someone post this pic of that fin girl with the knife and the wodka?

>so hot!

>Why do they love saunas so much?
It is relaxing as fuck. And the best place to meditate.
>Why are they so good at upgrading Russian firearms and turning them into god-tier weapons?
The AK didnt have a patent so we just took it. You would have done the same if you didnt have a modern (at the time) service rifle

The media is super scared of people raising hands, so heres a green party nazi salute for you

>Why do they love saunas so much?
Pic related

Every fin I know is a coalburning race mixer. Every single one of them.

>Wodka

It's Viina, philistine.

>knife

Puukko is not knife. Puukko is puukko.

This is true, all race mixers and feminist politicians in Sweden are all of Finnish origin.

Nuice digibts

>Why are Finland's memes so powerful?
we don't interact IRL
>Why are they so good at upgrading Russian firearms and turning them into god-tier weapons?
autism
>How do I get a qt3.14 Finnish gf?
no one knows

>It's Viina, philistine.
And Viina is a...?

>Puukko is not knife. Puukko is puukko.
And a puukko is a finnish...knife?


isn there more of her ???

Lul wut. Ive been in finland many times and half my family is finnish. I've never even seen a finn racemix, in fact I hardly see non whites in finland, like, ever

>And Viina is a...?
Ambrosia of the Finnish Gods.

>And a puukko is a finnish...knife?
Calling a puukko a knife is like calling an Aircraft Carrier a boat.

>isn there more of her ???
A few. No nudes.

>Ambrosia of the Finnish Gods.
I'll buy and try...

>Calling a puukko a knife is like calling an Aircraft Carrier a boat.
I googled it. It's like the bavarian Hirschfänger every real Bavarian keeps in his Lederhosen
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>A few. No nudes.
With her I don't need nudes - gimme more

This is my favorite pic of Marju. I think her cherubic face is adorable. (Sup Forums seems to have contention with that statement.)

Kossu is better than vodka as it has no sugars.

Viina is made of huwheat and add sugar which makes it not vodka.

Post finns

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> (You)
>Viina is made of huwheat and add sugar which makes it not vodka.
thanks!> (You)
>This is my favorite pic of Marju. I think her cherubic face is adorable. (Sup Forums seems to have contention with that statement.)
thx

Swedish company, Swedish ad company.

The is (was) a Leaf with more Marju's in his collection than me (this is the last pic I have of her).

She's just some depressed qt tumblr poster who lives in Järvi-Suomi who is going to school to design Vidya. Her tumblr name is mooninen or moninen... Something like that.

>2017
>not drinking energy drinks every day
Do you even /sip/?

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KIKKA

"Viina" is basically used as a name for liquor

Some finns are too white though.

I am quite serious.

Also danish memes are also top tier, there are just too few of us for you to know them.

quality post friend, I chuckled

>Some finns are too white though.
I'm just diaspora, but the Federal Government has made it illegal for me to take off my shirt outdoors; the glare off my skin blinds the optics on satellites.

Then there's the Asian meme. Whenever I travel outside of Finnish diaspora areas, people think I'm a Swedish-Korean hybrid.

It still amazes me how low budget the music video is
>"Okay Matti, just go to the basement and film Kikka flailing around for a while."
>"What? Coreography, other dancers, a script or a proper set? Who needs those! We've got a hot girl with very little clothing"
I think there was a nip-slip at some point in the video, but I can't be arsed to scrub through it

>Also danish memes are also top tier, there are just too few of us for you to know them.
Post some Danish memes

I too can bend the light.

haha

I want to go to university in denmark or finland. Can you guys advise me on some decent choices?
I would be looking to do an MA course

Finlandia University in Hancock, MI.

>a bong
>half my family is finnish
>finns don't racemix
You're being quite contradictionary there, Hakim

Energy drinks and social exclusion.

I always was very fond of Finnland.
Thank you for Mannerheim finnbros

How about fuck off?

My devious plan to take over Finland is to stand 1 meter from every Finn I meet on the street and start a conversation with them. Once they all run and hide, I'll just walk into parliament and declare myself the new Marshall of Finland.

I'll say, "Life is like a mountain. Sometimes, there's uphill, sometimes, they's downhill."

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I will also appoint Lennu to Secretary of War.

Has Marutei Tsurunen been mentioned already?

>Tsurunen was representing the democrats in the upper house of the Japanese parliament during the years 2002-2013 as its first Western-born member.'

A fucking major achievement considering how doubtful the Japanese are against foreigners. Of course Finland is an exception of some sort, the older folk knows and appreciates Mannerheim and Finns.

Apparently a very conservative politician and that's exactly what japskies like.

>a thread of finish memes
>no researcher

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That lazyass roman salute. Lennu, are you even trying?!

We're also a few quarts low of Kauppinen Pete.
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>fruity loops template drum kit
:D

Lennu no need salute, Lennu already pulls fine ass Finnish bitches without it.

You might want to look into the specific programs and research the cities. Some MA courses are in English, but a lot are in Finnish. Quality and competitiveness varies. Getting accommodation can be easy or difficult depending on the city and the university. Also making friends in Finland is very difficult, you will be lucky to have one or two people who talk to you consistently unless you make a lot of effort. There are expat communities of Brits etc though so those could be a fall-back. Finns are the opposite of Brits with regard to small-talk. A long silence for example can mean that the other person is comfortable with you, whereas in England it would usually be an 'uncomfortable silence'.

>tfw I don't know any Finns

Feels bad man

I like the Suomi aesthetic. Might move there one day.

Why are there so many burgers LARPing as Finns and licking finland's butthole all the time? Are they jealous because they don't have any culture of their own?

/Lapplander

Looks like a knife to me. Stop being autistic, krautnon.

It's fine to like Finland, but don't because a saunaphile, like those fedoramancers that are in love with japan.

Don't you have a bull to prep, Sven?

I wish I was a Finn. D:DD:

This guy again. Whenever someone merely mentions Finland or Wannabenordia this guy shows up and starts spamming with photos of said nationalities girls.

That looks like a puuko.

>Calling a puukko a knife is like calling an Aircraft Carrier a boat
The absolute state of Germany, shitting their pants at the mere sight of a slightly above average sized can opener.

The Green party in Finland should be gassed

Has Marutei Tsurunen been mentioned already?

>Tsurunen was representing the democrats in the upper house of the Japanese parliament during the years 2002-2013 as its first Western-born member.

A fucking major achievement considering how doubtful the Japanese are against foreigners. Of course Finland is an exception of some sort, the older folk knows and appreciates Mannerheim and Finns.

Apparently a very conservative politician and that's exactly what japskies like

Come up with a creative response for once faggot Americans

I don't know man, there are about 47 million blacks in the US, and about 300 000 in Swede, so I'd say you are the ones getting blacked. Plus, cuckold shit and all degenerate stuff like that is all made in the US. Pretty much all porn and disgusting things like that come out of your pathetic excuse for a nation, mr 56%.

kys mongrel

High and rising IQ due to a natural resistance to genetic degeneration.
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Helsinki is going down, though.

The weak also tend to cull themselves, as is apparent from our rates of suicide.

All the suicidals should volunteer for a Finnish Suicide Squad. Send squad to take back Karjala.

Reminder that current birthrate of Finland is lower than it was during famine and small ice age.

If Finland is such a good place, why don't families, men and women, see it a fit place to continue?

>Also danish memes are also top tier, there are just too few of us for you to know them.

You know we're both similar size countries right?

We don't even need the whole thing. Just taking back Viipuri would be enough. The rest is just forest which we have plenty

Richer people have more children in Finland than poor people, our gibs are shit. And since people have become more divided into poor and rich lately and the gibs aren't getting better birth rates go down. Poor always outnumber the rich.

you have to keep the population numbers low otherwise the next war would be too easy

We're subverting your country from behind the scenes.

our first lady is cute! CUTE!

What is your opinion on Catalan independence? Do you support it?

Jenni is my favorite Milf First Lady.

She honestly looks asian. I'm starting to believe the meme. She has the same basic skull shape and features, but with a nordic skinlayer. She looks like she's at least 25% asian.

Racemixing is mostly a Helsinki fat thot phenomenon.

Superior Asian genes.

But, it does mean you are not replacing your population. Do you think the Rich will send their sons die in the war when Russia sees you have 2 million Finns only?

I had a guy in my class who looked totally fucking Asian. Could have sworn he was some Thai whore's spawn with a middle-aged Finn or something.

>Why are Finland's memes so powerful?
They have nothing else to do

>not wanting to conquer vast tracts of land for the glory of your people
what have mongols become

What's Sup Forumss 3 favourite poster countries?
Mines:
>Japan
>Australia
>Finland

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> Anonymous (ID: 8bn5DsEV) 10/05/17(Thu)12:50:18 No.144157697 ▶
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>>not wanting to conquer vast tracts of land for the glory of your people
>what have mongols become
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> Anonymous (ID: 0TmpDhAS) 10/05/17(Thu)12:50:40 No.144157731 ▶
>What's Sup Forumss 3 favourite poster countries?
>Estonia
>Finland
>Latvia

I have no idea what just happened here.

>Belgium
>Australia
>Finland/Russia

Literal autism.

We have to be reasonable. Of course we should strive to conquer everything from here to moscow but it's not a reasonable goal. Taking back one of our biggest cities is.

if you want to make good memes, you have to know and understand social structures, and finns are obsessed to following them

Do Finns poop?

Shut up cuck

>danish memes

the post itself is a meme. danish memes 2meta4u

thats the thing
its perfect combination of genes

Yeah all Nordic countries have more asian looking people than the rest of the europe.

They only want to claim clay. Never trust a Finn

These are all finfags in Canada. Cant speak for true Findlanders that never left their home.

What is his endgame?

I firmly believe Lennu is from the alien race that brought Finns to Earth (let's face it, Finns are aliens/Elves) and he is teaching Sauli the Ultimate Truth and they will soon lead the takeover of the world by Finns.