ASS VS TITS

Alright Sup Forums it's time for ROUND 2. Last round Sats ass beat Ryukos tits. So let's see how will become the victor in this one.

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Aqua's giant bouncing ass vs Wiz's ginormous not sagging tits.

Fight night.
pls

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Aqua's ass.

Aqua's ass isn't great or anything it's just the fact she wears no pantsu that people like.

How is she not perfection?

Aqua's butt.


But I'm biased because she's my waifu.

>Granny voice.

>Jealous sister in law vs walking corpse.

Ass always beats tits desu.

Tits are just lumps of fat. Why is this a debate?

Aqua butt pic related still the best

>Megumin will never stop not being best girl.
I feel like she ruins the series.

megumin is that kind of superior existence in konosuba

This is not a contest

Fight night
Blue vs Black
day vs night
Ass of Goddess vs tits of dead.

Darkness is better than Megumin.

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>not pantsu ever
She must have the freshest butthole in the world.

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Personality wise Darkness was the best. But she had a terrible body.
>he likes borderline christmas cake.

>divorceness
>better than anyone

>dirty Saber
>better than EXPLOSION

>Unmovable wall
>Better than unstoppable explosion

being this butthurt

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I'm voting for Wiz's tits because she's voiced by Yui Horie, I don't care if it doesn't make sense.

Wiz's thighs.

Well, she's dead

She's also a great Sub.

Does your dick care? No really ask him.

Um, "undecided"

The majority of people are dead, your point?

I don't generally have a desire to stick part of me in them.

She's only technically dead. Her body isn't decaying.

I agree.
Darkness>Aqua>Megumeme

>all these butt devastated replies to the truth

Stay mad, Megumin fags. Darkness was the best thing about this show.

>She's only technically dead. Her body isn't decaying.
>She's only technically dead.
>She's dead.

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Which part of that post looks butthurt to you?

Best girl

>the emaciated, flat freak obsessed with EXPUROSION isn't the best thing about the show

feet

Tits are good at every size including flat
But having a flat ass is a crime against humanity itself

I prefer a smooth, aerodynamic flat chest, but I'd rather have a big ass than big tits.

This user completely nailed it.

I see, you are a man of culture.

Underrated post

What happens if Aqua has to fart?

Girls don't fart

ass > tits
Wiz > Aqua

I don't don't what to vote for

Dubs confirm

It's a terrible kind of hell really, especially seeing how Wiz actually has a decent ass, but it's hidden.

Jonne vittuun täältä

menikö tunteisiin :DDD

I'm a breasts guy, and Aqua's butt wins. The girl it's attached to is just too good.

Back to your containment general.

English board.

speak english peasants

Finns pls go

Fine, JEEZ

Aqua a shit

lich isn't amazing but better than aqua

No, not "Fine, JEEZ", speak English or fuck off.

...yes, mom

He started desu oneefams

Sami?

How about all three main girls are perfect in their own ways and I love each and every one of them equally

megumin >> darkness >>>> aqua

How about you stop being a faggot

Aqua > Megumin > Darkness

Darkness>>>> aqua>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> megumin

Megameme fags proving they are literal cancer once again

Wiz' tits > Aqua's ass

BUT

Aqua > Wiz

A vote for Wiz is a vote for love!

> Ifunny
kill yourself faggot

any character is better than Aqua

What's with all the hate for Aqua though
Megumin is my favorite but I liked Aqua too, she was funny, Sora Amamiya did a good job voicing her

That's a copout.

Until you have 3 dicks, you can't love them all equally.

>Comparing a great ass to joke cow tits
Really?

It's true!

>No option for Megumin's legs

Shit poll

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A good hip:waist:shoulder ratio pretty much defines the figure. Ass/tits are just icing on the cake.

For this actual poll, Aqua has hips but her ass is totally flabby. Not pert/perky or even round. Somehow both big AND flat. Pretty much emphasizes her wasted potential in general. On the other hand she looks like the kind of retarded that means decent head.

Aqua will never live up to the fan art, whereas fan art of characters with big tits almost always shifts proportions to the point of being bizarre and thus unattractive unless you have a suffocation fetish.

So while my vote for this poll goes to Wiz, if I had to fuck one it would be Aqua, because retarded blowjobs a best

pure oxygen.

This is actually the first good argument for tits over ass I've heard. I commend you, sir.

So you can inhale it....

>Not choosing both

youtu.be/-UPlqbBGu7k

>Actually thinking that picture is from ifunny

Wiz just seems like she'd be more pleasant to be around. Her tits border on inconvenient though.

This is true.

Learn your place, plebians. Only gays don't have taste as exquisite as this.

>tits vs ass thread
>literally nobody has called an ass lover a nigger yet

Sup Forums GET THE FUCK OVER HERE ALREADY

Wiz is very pleasant and can carry on a conversation.

I skipped the OP every time after the first and never noticed that excellent Aqua ripe for transparency

So what you're saying is she can't get preggers?

>titfags requesting Sup Forumsocks
>Assfags requesting Sup Forumslack up
What a terrible battle this will be.

>n*gger
go back to Sup Forums and Sup Forums

The rest of the boards have already realized that it is childish to use a poointless word like that because its 2016 already

>Current year meme.

Yes. But think of the unironic back pain.

Be a man and carry her everywhere. God if I had a wife with giant tits like that I'd be her personal fucking carriage. I don't give a shit about my back it's already fucked but at least I'll have giant fucking perky tits bouncing on my face at night and the same pair bouncing on the back of my head when I have to carry her.