This is your cake for the night or for life, if that's what floats your boat

This is your cake for the night or for life, if that's what floats your boat

I choose for life

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>tfw both awful smokers

It'd be a short life for both of us but I'd still go in for life

> Life
Cakes are literally meant to be traded in for the newest models. They're like phones.

>He doesn't want to marry a christmas cake, and spend his life cuddling and gently bullying her

Yes, that is indeed a thing that neither I nor the other user want to do. Very observant of you. You should try becoming a detective.

Well if it's Maya then I'll take her for life.

I wish real life was like this.

>neither I nor the other user
you're not fooling anyone

But it actually is for about 0.2% of the prettiest and most powerful men.

How pathetic do you be do want a christmas cake?

No, not really.

What's pathetic about wanting a woman younger than you?

> He's never seen a man with hundreds of conquests
Silly goose.

Look, she's problem already been fucked dozens of times like any other female whore. You're just accepting used goods.

>conquests

>he can't pay attention to detail

Silly goose.

>Sensei end never

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8man should end up alone.

>Should end up with best girl Sensei
Fixed that

Why is shota and cake the best combo Sup Forums?

Because Older Lady /ss/ is a sacred thing