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It's "never" because you know you enjoy being hit on by them.
Christopher Brown
How do I tell my parents I am gay
im scared cuz my dad is a homophobe
Zachary Mitchell
Tobias has a much better chance of winning an election than Mogg, am i right or am i right lads?
Landon Jenkins
Get out.
Brandon Ross
let me tell you something about sodomy user, one of these days you're going to blow out your shitter, the doc will cut you open and spool out your sausage casing with a fishing rod and sow you up with butcher's twine like a pork roast. You think that's where it ends? Ha you wish! Because your intestines got sent to the dog food factory you have to get colostomy bag, and that's the end of your social life because you're literally full of shit and nobody wants to hang out with a guy that carries a bag of his own shit around with him. "Hey user" they'll say, "nice fanny pack, can you give me some gum or mints or whatever you've got in there?" But you won't be able to give them gum or mints, you'll have to open it and hand them a big slimy pile of shit, is that what you want? But that's not the worst of it! Because you're the shit guy people will start expecting you to take care of all of their other stinky shit, like they'll drop off baby skunks and garbage at your house and you'll have to take it, because what else are you going to do shit guy? Not take people's shit? Why would anyone hang out with your smelly shit carrying ass if you weren't going to take their shit for them?
Of course you could always fuck the poop hole while you search for houses near the sewage plant you sick bastard
Carter Wilson
They already know
Henry Allen
If you think about it, prison might be a life improvement for us NEETs. Socialisng, exercising, regular hours, regular meals, you get your TV, you get your console, you get your tuck shop...i mean, is it really that bad? Lets not get too upset about the FIFTEEN that's looming large at the moment.
Angel White
>telling them >ever
Lincoln Price
Who?
Hey cool your Dads on here too.
Sebastian Ross
Hire a rent boy, let them walk in to you getting railed in the arse whilst screaming "Oh daddy!"
Easton Brown
Lads the BBC is right for once, how could this have happened?
Jayden Gutierrez
>dad Kek
Mason Perry
If you end up in Whitemoor you better be prepared to convert or your life wont be worth living
Ayden Cook
I think the only thing i would miss is my internet connection.
Jason Lopez
but carol is always right
Tyler Gray
oh fuck I just checked the article and it's in fucking glasgow fuck me
The only money I had was on my Paypal but they limited it with 1700 quids for over a month now and I cant get it out
David Martinez
I 'm in Falkirk, Barlinnie is where i would end up.
Brody Peterson
Tell us your feelings instead.
Connor Sanders
mummy
Levi Cruz
>being locked in a cell with wn 23hrs a day >watching Eddie shit in a bucket >waking up to find honk got in your bunk with you sometime during the night >discovering pube hanging from a light fitting when he finally snaps >meeting your new cellmate- it's mairposter
Yeah, nah
Isaiah Rogers
its totally correct even about the south pole not melting
Cameron Nguyen
>anime
Chase Myers
The line at this one is usually pretty short.
Cameron Sanchez
He's just pretending to be homophobe cause he knows you're gay. He's fucking with your brain. He probably wants you to throw an out-of-closed tantrum and be even more gay. He wants to create a Super Gay. That was his plan all along.
Ian Hughes
imagine if you got bunked up with the ellipses nonce you'd fucking join preube on that light fitting
I'll slowly fill up your lungs with my spunk and caress you while you drown you fucking faggot
Nicholas Anderson
>wanting to sleep on your own It's not really gay if there's no other option tbqh. Just ask people in prison.
Adam Scott
Hi Pube. How's the mental illness today? I've heard women do have trouble controlling their emotions.
Blake Jackson
"limitation" fuck i know that feeling, can't you send them off your "additional info" is it still a 180 day hold?
Ex army capitan ran to give the police officer first aid during the westminster attack
Should be alrite up there if you dont mind getting stabbed a few times
Lucas Evans
Lads ive been chatting with this gril at college and she was talking today about needing a friend with benefits. Whats a casual thing i can say to her wothout ending up ostracised.
Oliver Bennett
It's not gay if the balls don't touch, that rule existed longer than the bible so there's no need for other excuses.
Justin Sanchez
"I have this spaghetti. It's hard right now but if things get hot and steamy it will go limp"
David Evans
they reviewed my information 4 times now and it was rejected each time
they want supplier notes which I dont have because I create animations..
every time I called them they told me they cant lift it until I give them supplier invoices
Jace Watson
>woman casually bring this up in conversation The state. The state
Michael Hall
Just go for the classic, >Respawning in 3...2...
Ryder Evans
With all due respect, you would definitely get stabbed in prison.
Josiah Gonzalez
with penises
Jason Thomas
yeah
with my dick
so would this cunt
Adam Rogers
Dibs on sharing a cell with Rimmer.
Juan Watson
...
Camden Butler
and they'll all be mine
Brayden Wood
Mate. When a bird says "I need a friend with benefits" what you should hear is "user I'm a giant slapper and want you to ream me out proper, no strings". She wants your dick, get in there, lad.
Luke Green
brexit was a mistake
Jacob Evans
Most people don't feel mosquito bites. >but you'll still get slapped
Sebastian Long
I don't suffer from erectile dysfunction
Mason Baker
i sold a brand new Ipad when they first come out and left the money in over night and the wankers did the same thing to me, may i ask user why did you leave that much in there, was it a single payment or did you let it build up ?
Xavier Evans
Probably
James Morales
Dibs on sharing a cell with one of my other personalities.
Are you high? I already told you what I'd do to you, besides great way of deading your on patter when you call me a woman then you say I have a dick. Make up your mind.
Jace Gomez
>Dibs on sharing a cell with one of my other personalities
Lucas Nguyen
holy shit im suprised they don't ask for a DNA sample aswell, have you tried to ring them up and speak to an actuall person?
Christopher Cooper
You graba' on my pocket Nice N' Tight and ill protect you honky boy
Adrian Harris
>women can't have dicks Shitlord
Josiah Kelly
arsenals old goal keeper?
Ryder Lewis
>feminine benis Besides aren't most traps mentally ill? >Checks out.
Camden Richardson
Ill fuck your bitch on your bunk and leave her with you
Julian Diaz
Holy shit, it’s Mairposter!
Owen Allen
x
So you're goto response is your type of woman has a dick? That explains it tbqh
Adrian Cook
2x 500 rest are 50-200
Landon Taylor
Ill shag your whore mother and bitch and make them make wine in my toilet you fudgepacking cunt
Angel Anderson
no doubt beheaded by one of the radical muslim gangs in there...either that or they convert you, god knows that happens so much in there
Daniel Williams
>not keeping your money inhouse It's like you want to get jewed.
Jacob Morgan
Hooooooooooonky booooooooooooooy, where you at?
Jaxson Evans
would you suck the milkmans dick if he made you some beans on toast?
Whichever Pube this is, it's got some really poor banter. It does spell slightly better than black-pube though.
Robert Ortiz
I haven't seen a real milk man in years, they still around with their floats? we also had a potato man equivalent who would deliver a sack of potatoes to our door stop every other week
"Paypal wants your supplier contact information to ensure that your items are authentic and genuine. Ever since eBay got sued for facilitating in the exchange of counterfeit goods, Paypal has been trying to crack down on fakes. The thing about the supplier information is that they can’t verify you actually get your items from where you say you get them. Your best bet is to tell Paypal you shop sales, sample sales, discount stores, inventory closeouts, thrift stores, etc. and buy your items from reputable stores for resale. The information can be vague and still be accepted."
James Cooper
In prison yeah? You can't even ironically larp you mong besides your mum is clapped on the real and your whole street saw her shaving her beard with the windows open.
good, he wanted a european superstate and was a socialist
Caleb Flores
Bum pole of the bailey
tee hee
Matthew Cook
That’s why white Christian prisoners need to stick together. Since they are slowly separating jihadists from other prisoners, they will probably do the same for right-wing shitposters like us.
