Wake up and see this lying next to you on your bed

Wake up and see this lying next to you on your bed...
What do?

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check for dick before raping aggressively

Make her eat my eggs

>He wastes time checking for a dick

Sodomize with extreme prejudice.

No point if it's not there.

2d girls aren't real so I don't know how this would even be a realistic situation

Retoree is fucking delicious

Call the police

Makes Literally no Difference.

If she makes that kind of face when she looks at me, I must somehow have turned into Cyan. Proceed to have hot scissoring

Throw her in the trash and watch Umaru chan

play this song youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

Wonder why im either' sleeping the wrong way in bed or sleeping at the halfway point in my bed

>Get your ass out of my face, trying to get some sleep.

Call police, have my gun ready in case it tries to forcefully give me it's STD's

How long has she been hovering her ass over me? Was she waiting like that the whole time I was sleeping or was she waiting for me to wake up before she started sticking her bum in my face. Either way she's probably invested a lot of time into this so I think if I didn't at least stick in a bit she'd get mad.

Remove glasses

Check if she can beat the D

I ask her politely yet firmly to leave.

Bed space is nothing to make jokes about.

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Look for Cyan.

I get up and take a HUGE shit because that's what I do every morning

>striped pantsu.
Like having bread with no butter.

Boring.

Ask her to go doggy-style on my pussy.
I woke up net to her, that means i'm Cyan right?

Can I be Retoree

i would see how deep into her asshole, my tongue can go.

ps. i have that long ass gene simmons tongue

Call police

Touch her fluffy tail
Touch my fluffy tail nyaa

Bite the pillow

Bury my face in that ass.

>someone was butt blasted enough to make this image

Spoken like a true pedophile

RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

Impregnate her

doggy girls get fucked doggy style

Realize she's trying to set me up for rape and skedaddle.
Don't trust these hoes.

Retoree is a great alchemist!

>"Who the hell let you in my cardboard box?!"
>"Get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

RETOREEEEEEEEEE

>rape

Sounds like she's a bitch.

The only right answer.

And then you netoree Retoree by going out with pink critikitty.

Kick her off. Dogs aren't allowed on the bed.

Hidoi.

It does

It makes sure there is another hole to stick in

How would it really differ?

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Bitches ain't shit.

better not fart in my face

One thing's for sure. Her fluffy tail is for touching and hiding within.