Wake up and see this lying next to you on your bed...
What do?
Wake up and see this lying next to you on your bed
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check for dick before raping aggressively
Make her eat my eggs
>He wastes time checking for a dick
Sodomize with extreme prejudice.
No point if it's not there.
2d girls aren't real so I don't know how this would even be a realistic situation
Retoree is fucking delicious
Call the police
Makes Literally no Difference.
If she makes that kind of face when she looks at me, I must somehow have turned into Cyan. Proceed to have hot scissoring
Throw her in the trash and watch Umaru chan
play this song youtube.com
Wonder why im either' sleeping the wrong way in bed or sleeping at the halfway point in my bed
>Get your ass out of my face, trying to get some sleep.
Call police, have my gun ready in case it tries to forcefully give me it's STD's
How long has she been hovering her ass over me? Was she waiting like that the whole time I was sleeping or was she waiting for me to wake up before she started sticking her bum in my face. Either way she's probably invested a lot of time into this so I think if I didn't at least stick in a bit she'd get mad.
Remove glasses
Check if she can beat the D
I ask her politely yet firmly to leave.
Bed space is nothing to make jokes about.
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Look for Cyan.
I get up and take a HUGE shit because that's what I do every morning
>striped pantsu.
Like having bread with no butter.
Boring.
Ask her to go doggy-style on my pussy.
I woke up net to her, that means i'm Cyan right?
Can I be Retoree
i would see how deep into her asshole, my tongue can go.
ps. i have that long ass gene simmons tongue
Call police
Touch her fluffy tail
Touch my fluffy tail nyaa
Bite the pillow
Bury my face in that ass.
>someone was butt blasted enough to make this image
Spoken like a true pedophile
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
Impregnate her
doggy girls get fucked doggy style
Realize she's trying to set me up for rape and skedaddle.
Don't trust these hoes.
Retoree is a great alchemist!
>"Who the hell let you in my cardboard box?!"
>"Get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
RETOREEEEEEEEEE
>rape
Sounds like she's a bitch.
The only right answer.
And then you netoree Retoree by going out with pink critikitty.
Kick her off. Dogs aren't allowed on the bed.
Hidoi.
It does
It makes sure there is another hole to stick in
How would it really differ?
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Bitches ain't shit.
better not fart in my face
One thing's for sure. Her fluffy tail is for touching and hiding within.