Why the hell does Sup Forums worship cowtits so much?

Why the hell does Sup Forums worship cowtits so much?

Because they're the best?

Mommy issues

Because that's basically what anime is all about.
If you say fanservice and anime, it's gonna be cowtits.
When lolis were common in anime, Sup Forums was all over them too.

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are you gay

Heterosexuality

I don't. They're always drawn so large that they don't fit with the proportions of the rest of their body.
It looks ridiculous.

Big titties on a petite girl are a God's miracle.

>When lolis were common in anime
They are still common.

Excellent.

Not anymore.

Small > flat > normal > big > shit > cowtits

Boobs are love.
Boobs are life.

Flat is justice!

Perfect taste.

You seem confused

Cow tits > flat chest > big > small > normal is the correct order

you got that backwords

I don't.

Those are monster tits, not cow tits.

You can't even spell backwards.

Move normal up two spaces and I agree with you.

I worship tits of all sizes (up to a certain point).

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>Implying
I worship moe, loli, and dfc as my holy Trinity. Cowtits is not in the Trinity.

>3DPD

Cowtitfags are retarded

Cowtits are disgusting.

First post best post, as usual.

>wahhh guys have fetishes

A true patrician likes breasts of all shapes and sizes. If I had to choose just one though it would have to be delicious flat chest.

>implying sibling incest is not a top fetish

I would gladly defeat those monster tits with my holy lance.

I would make small equal flat, but other than that it's perfect.

I hate real women.

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Not big enough

>wanting to dominate and be dominated by your little sister is seen as weird
This world has turned out wrong on a fundamental level.

>Creepy faggots who are needlessly vocal about their sexual preferences and feel the need to complain about those of others are disgusting
Who would have thought?

and they hate you

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>I'm a low-test beta pedo faggot

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That's not really uncommon, or that surprising.
According to the Greeks, women were made to deceive and plague men.

/thread

Give me JUSTICE.

>Normalfag

And take your garbage taste with you.

Show me on the doll where the bad girls friendzoned you.

>>>reddit

>screencapping cowtits attention whoring.

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They're wonderful.

I don't, I just worship tits

Shape matters much more than size anyways.

Savage

I wasn't ever friends with girls.
Thank fuck for that, who knows how bad I could have turned out.

>doesn't even use the /r/ redirect
Et tu, gaiafag?

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Flat is justice.

>betas, betas never change

Feel free to fuck off wherever you came from

>I wasn't ever friends with girls
That's depressing

/r/ is for requests, not for telling people like you to go back

*suteiki

You probably should jog right back into Sup Forums with those dank memes.

I mean, don't you have some tfw no gf threads to post in there?

Are we really just going to let all the newfags and crossboarders in this thread stay?

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>Sup Forums is a 3D board!

Seriously fuck off

I'm grateful for it. No joke, seeing how fucked over all my high school friends became because of women.
I dodged a bullet.

When did I ever say anything like that?

You're the one with the Sup Forums memes, user.

Dude if you never had female friends, you're the problem.

>You're the one with the Sup Forums memes
takes a Sup Forumsagrant to know one. both of you go and stay go

I'm what all men should aspire to be.

Boob difference.

>associating with sluts
Why would you do that?

Not him, but I feel like having female friends in high school is the primary reason why I'm a sucker for Josei, rom coms, and j-pop.

I'm not gay, I swear

>go and stay go

HA, THAT'S ALSO A Sup Forums MEME

A low-test faggot shitposting on Sup Forums?

>stupid generalizations
>thinks too much of herself
>finds borderline vanilla fetishes creepy
>thinks her stupid fatass opinion matters

And this is why 2D > 3D.

You'd know why if you had ever felt/seen any

Because they are always best girls.

>low-test
The fuck is this meant to even mean?

You're not gay but you'll jerk off to boys who look like girls

A 3 faps per day autist with a Master's degree.

Only having female friend is a problem as well. You need the best of both worlds like Hannah Montana.

mmm cowtits

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FEMALES GET THE FUCK OUT OF Sup Forums.

Because breasts are filled with men's hopes and dreams.

My nigga

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hahahahahahaha

Fuck

It means you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

I thought this was normal?

When I was a 5yo kid I had a baby sitter with mega milk level cowtits and she allowed me to touch them if I was a good boy. I think it gave me fetish for gigantic breasts (and onee-chans). Real 3D girls have relatively small chests and thus I have to fap to anime.

So it's just the new meme insult like cuck? Got it, thanks user.

You are fucking embarassing.

>Why the hell does Sup Forums worship cowtits so much?
most of us are not closet pedophiles

>two best girls in one pic

Low test is a shit Sup Forums meme insult, yes. But I'm disappointed in you for not getting the Idiocracy reference.