This is sitting in my break room at work!!! What do I do with it?!?!

This is sitting in my break room at work!!! What do I do with it?!?!

Season savory foods

Steal it.

kosher salt is a better salt choice for certain dishes
don't be a faggot OP

salt some pork and a veal parmesan

This. Use it to make some steak rub.

Alright this is what you do: you grab the salt and run into the office/store and yell: Guys, I found Anne Franks remains!

do like your flag would and be a democrat about it.

Use it, jews use kosher shit as a way of signaling to other jews which products don't have mind altering drugs in them.

sticky note (((hate))) symbols.
deny, deny, deny.

Can you stop posting this gay shit in every thread. No one cares

Put it in the oven.

Put your dirty goy finger right in there.

Even your lunch isn't safe from their reach

Pee a little bit in it.

Maybe print out merchant.png and stick it over the jew star

But yeah it's effectively just a name for non-iodized rock salt, which is better for things like making sauerkraut, so this isn't necessarily the property of a kike. The existence of kosher salt is based on an autistic rabbinical ruling that tiny plankton found in seawater technically count as shellfish. They make a ton of money from charging to certify foods as kosher, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence that doesn't influence such decisions.

Lmao

Put normal salt in it

Just because jews are despicable people doesn't mean they didn't have a few good ideas. Kosher salt is great for cooking.

Don't do this. Once you're free from the mind control you'll want to shoot yourself when you realize how bad things are.

Cure a brisket.

Hide it

REEEEEEEEEEE and throw it out the window

Just dump it and refill it with regular salt

empty and fill with non kosher salt and wait till its almost empty then leave a note saying it was regular salt and see who freaks

use it as an ashtray for a while then replace

Clearly you want to put bacon bits inside of it.

Democratic Party is the oldest party so the majority were democrats, that's natural but that doesn't mean that they all had the same views on issues. Times have changed bud and know your history

Throw it in the toilet and put something other stuff inside

Put pork in it

You're seeing a shift happen again, it's slow though.

palestinean tears

Put some on your pork chops.

Put one grain of goy salt in it.

Cletus has never cooked vittles in his life

kek

Nothing. Hate Crime incoming...

Enslave the salt?

But really OP do this.

Put it in the oven and just leave it there.
When they find it, it'll be worth it. The joke will be clear.

>checked
>and kek'd

Nothing. put it on your food.

Rub your foreskin on the inside of the bottle and then put porkmeat in it.

If you dont have a foreskin then you are a dirty kike yourself.

Doesn't really seem to be useful in a business break room, everything you eat in that setting should be pre-salted if it was going to be.

Jews melt like slugs when salted. Try it.

Its just normal salt with a slightly coarser grind dingus. Lots of people other than merchants use it because they prefer the texture to fine grind salt.

Hunt's is (((K)))osher too. Rub the salt in your eyes, then lawsuit them. It's all they know.

You should not have to put up with Hunts ketchup. Demand they stock Heinz instead.

Place it in the oven

I would do all of the above but there's a camera in the break room. Rrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!

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Throw it away

Hahahaha that's awesome

Do this.

What the fuck is a kosher salt? More expensive jews jewing jews salt?

Put it in the oven.

Kosher salt is best salt.

Buy a bunch more and have some spilled symbolizing death and make a mini holocaust scene out of salt? Muh 6 gorillion!!!! Never again!!!

just keep knocking it off over a course of a few few just to make them pissy.

>Put normal salt in it
Absolute M A D M A N

Fpbp
Its literally jew salt.

Just keep knocking it off over a course of a few weeks just to make them pissy.

Place in microwave.

/thread.

Bring in your own bible and bless the salt. Make sure the rabbi notices.

put bacon bits in it

>cleansing kosher salt in a work kitchen

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If you're ever making any sort of potatoes kosher salt is the king.

Wrong. Kosher salt (also known as koshering salt) has a higher surface area than rock salt. It's good for drawing out moisture with less salt and can be done more quickly.

As someone who doesn't care for the Jews, I should tell you that this isn't some Jewish bullshit or scheme. Kosher salt has its purpose.

Fuckheads.

But bacon in it.

Let it take control of your life and watch as it destroys your ethnicity and force non whites into your household.

Its just salt. I don't see a problem with it.

sneeze in it.

>Wrong. Kosher salt (also known as koshering salt) has a higher surface area than rock salt. It's good for drawing out MOisture with lesS Salt and cAn be Done more quickly.
Hey there

that's a scam
jews make you pay for shit quality

Add pork bouillon powder to it.

Came here to say this.

You are dumb.