Serbia vs. Bulgaria

Which one of these two is better? No balkanniggers allowed

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Bulgarians can't fight for shit. We, however, can only fight when we are met with odds that are highly in favor of our opponent. We're just that awesome.

>thread about balkans
>no balkans allowed
are you turkish by any chance? thats the nearest source of retardation in that region

No I don't want them to chimp out, I want to opinion of Westerners like me

Turkroach, they'll unite and kick your ass!

>be Bulgaria
>be at war with the Byzantine Empire for 700 years
>constantly be at war with Christian neighbors
>weaken the Balkans
>invite the Ottomans to take over
>kiss Ottoman ass for 600 years
>kiss German ass for 40 years
>kiss Soviet ass for 50 years

If aliens came tomorrow, Bulgaria would be the first to volunteer to kill off fellow human beings.

just playing the 5d chess nothing personal

>implying you wouldn't kill or Ayy's

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just playing it and losing every time that's all, its basically turkish raping grounds over here

Serbia even though both are cringe

You know, it's funny.

We lost the Second World War, we lost the First World War, we lost the Second Balkan War...but there is no war where we didn't defeat you. You are the omega to our beta...and you like it that way.

do u like our big titty american girls

Serbia ofc. Bulgarians are degenerates they might send their women to suck Serbian cock instead of fighting xDDDD

Bulgarians are friendlier but serbs are better looking.

once the serbs unleash their favorite weapon
>ethnic cleansing
the bulgobros will flee back to their homelands in Ukraine and Turkey.
the first step in the crusade that is pic related

*FFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

>Bulgarians evict their Russian generals
>No Bulgarian senior military staff in their military
>Serbians decide to exploit this and attack Bulgaria
>Get easily repulsed
kek you cant make this up

yes

>the bulgobros will flee back to their homelands

Just like Serbs fleed when Bulgaria invaded them and 250,000 (1/4 million) Serbshits died running

When would Bulgarians be so cucked to run from Serbs kek? Bulgarians literally walk into Serbia and whip them like in ww2

And now they're African tier. Sad but true.

arent Serbs, Macedonians, Bulgars, Albanians and Kroats not constantly in a love/hate relationship with one another?

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let me teach you a few things about Bulgarian
military track record
>they have a saying : we have no lost battles but we have lost wars

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Bigger territory than Serbia, bigger GDP, in EU (protected), bigger army, Sofia is bigger than Belgrade, sea access

Bulgaria gdp per capita: 7,350.80 USD
Serbia gdp per capita: 5,348.29 USD (literally fyrom tier)

Serbia
Active personnel 28,000[2]
Reserve personnel 120,000
Budget $503 million (2017)

Bulgaria
Active personnel 30,000
Reserve personnel 302,500
Budget US$1.190 billion (2009)

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We raped, killed and pillaged our way through every battle in the 20th century. We're the greatest warriors in the balkans, better than Greeks and Serbs.

We "lost" wars because Germany lost. Bulgarians NEVER lose battles

Idk supposedly Serbs are notorious backstabbers :)