PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES (fuck poo in the loos too)
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump: "This is the calm before the storm" 10/5/17
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>Pres Trump hosts Military Leaders meeting @WH 10/5/17
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>VP Pence hosts Natl Space Council 1st Meet 10/5/17
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>VP Pence/2nd Lady Karen/Lil Marco meet FL senpaitachi 10/5/17
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>WH Video: Pres Trump in LV 10/5/17
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>WH Video: FLotUS Melania in PR 10/5/17
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>DoD Video: POTUS in PR & relief efforts 10/5/17
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>DoD Press Brief (Spokesperson White/MC Lt Gen McKenzie DofJS) 10/5/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/5/17
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>StateDep Foreign Press Brief (Drs Julian Raby/Thomas Wide) on special projects 10/5/17
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>DoD Update on PR relief 10/5/17
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>LV Victim rises for Trump 10/4/17
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>Pres Trump w/civilian heroes and 1st responders 10/4/17
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>Pres Trump speech after meeting Drs and patients in LV 10/4/17
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
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>Hold Back The Night
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FRIDAY T H I C C RALLY EDITION
before we begin...
*KRRSST*
*sipps*
...and with that I'll take your questions.
'Woo
Sarah's makeup is getting very feline and elaborate, I love it!
Lads wtf
NOT MY PRESIDENT
RESIST!
you did homework , user?
>Knee-jer
Huh, I thought it was pronounced like the slur. Maybe that's why my world history teacher was horrified when I wrote a paper on Africa
did /our guys/ go too far?
The calm...
MUH DACA
I would honest to God rather sleep with Sarah than Hope. I just know she'd be so much better in bed.
>April, what the hell is your jigaboo ass doing up there? Get in the back of the room
Sarah, NO!!
Should we be afraid?
>ywn be asked in a soft slovenian accent to pull down that zip with your teeth
end it all
here we HERE WE FUCKING GO
awoo
When taking down RiceCum, there's no "too far". He deserves all the shit he gets.
who the fuck wears a shirt about soy sauce
like nothing wrong with soy sauce, but i don't wear clothing around it
I saw the video you're talking about but fuck off with eceleb drama.
So now the investigation is only 5 days behind Sup Forums?
FINLAND RANGE BANNED FROM Sup Forums :DDDD
>n nn no mommy. I need some help
/sippin/ into a comfy weekend
Of course the photographer is a kike.
Russians say Norks will test missile that can reach New York.
This is the storm.
It's going to happen, lads.
>E celebs
SHUT IT DOWN
Don't be a chubby chaser user
Mee-ow!
...
I'll keep saying it. He had so many guns because he was supposed to be arming a lot of people. I bet most of them chickened out at the last minute, explaining why a woman was warning the crowd. My money is on leftists. I don't think the authorities would be hiding it if it had been Muslims.
brapina is speaking
I want her to give me slaps when I don't have any good questions to ask after seven straight hours of breifing
i'm afraid because this is the first thanksgiving i have to make the meal myself, and i haven't cooked a turkey before
>making women pay for their birth control is making them pay for their bosses religious beliefs
Nigger you what?
>interesting question April, but what I find more interesting is that someone let a big gorilla sheboon into the press room
SARAH WHY
Normies in NYC wear sriracha shirts for some reason. And not just the logo; like, the literal text and design from the front of the bottle on a red shirt.
Weird.
>ACLU
who cares?
THREAD THEME:
Really?
That's bad.
Shooter must have preferred Androids, and charger left was Apple
He just loves fucking with the press because they have to admit his power and credibility during those moments.
Where are the "sources familiar with his thinking" now? Nowhere.
>Being afraid of anything.
>trump announces a surprise primetime press briefing
>"i understand that many of you are wondering at my cryptic statement last night that it's the calm before the storm"
>"I called this conference to tell you exactly what I meant"
>"my fellow americans"
>dramatic pause
>press leans in
>audience at home leans in
>foreigners around the world lean in
>"i did thing"
I liked the part when a reporter asked what Trump meant by "Calm before the storm."
pewds /sips/
>president trump will never smile and wink at you
Why even live
interesting and reasonable
They got left wing death squads now?
Wut?
>Iran
>bad actor
wtf I'm a spencerpede now
waht in the who?
It makes them feel hip and multicultural
Deep fry it. It is so worth it and its american as fuck
let mommy help you
It's pretty easy, desu. Though when doing solo Thanksgiving I do cornish game hen or pheasant if I have one.
my brother has a shirt that's literally just the mt. dew logo
i don't want to believe normies are this corporate defined, but man it's hard
ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
he was spamming a pasta thru ought the entire board all day today
Is their a term for necklace fetish? Those big metal ones have a milfy look at it slays me
Someone spammed you-know-what when he was using Telia operator.
CALM
BEFORE
THE
STORM
Yeah, the rest of the Mexican narco squad was there too.
>that can reach New York.
Dammit, kimmy, I want to believe you...but you've lied to me before.
THANK YOU SARAH
THANK YOOOUUU SARAAAH
>ywn have Heather force you to watch every state department briefing, giving you an exam after everyone, distracting you and teasing you through out the test, giving you spanks for every wrong answer or unanswered question
can a nigga die in his sleep already
>MORE: IRS records show that the Las Vegas shooter was a very successful gambler, earning at least $5 million in 2015
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Money laundering much?!
He's just been COMPED
my newsfu
THANK YEW SARAH
>THYAAAAAAANK YEWWWWWWWWWW SAYRAHHHHHHHH
I have a few shirts like that. They were given to me so I don't really give enough of a shit and wear them.
>that's enough out of you, coon, you got your 3/5s of a question.
JESUS, Sarah!!
Not sure, but I do agree with liking necklaces on milfs
THANK YEWWWH SEHRA
And he got the entire country range banned? The madman.
not solo, will be at least 3 people
my sister might help me but she's been kind of a bitch lately and leaving me to do all the meals so i don't think thanksgiving will be any different
>tfw NYC
NOT FUCKING FAIR FUCK YOU KIM I'M STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN NUKE SAN FRAN INSTEAD REEEEEEEEE
Do you understand how gibbs work, user?
Once they are given, people think that diminishing them or getting rid of them is the same as "removing their rights", only the political voice, obviously, because it's a leftist scam for bureaucracy and they can create several purposes for it, lawsuits and a lot of other things.
They can work around bureaucracy, and they don't explain for taxpayers that a "right" is an obligation that they deliver for another person.
But the people complaining are paid to do so.
I shouldn't take this seriously, but fug
watch the vid and u will understand why he went for a soy sauce shirt
fear is the mind-killer, user.
>SARAH
>SARAH
>HOW MUCH TAX PAYER MONEY HAS BEEN WASTED ON THIS FAKE INVESTIGATION?
>REPORTS SHOW OVER $300 MILLION AND COUNTING BY EACH DAY
>CAN YOU CONFIRM Y/N?
Not even once.
Hookers
This wasn't Kim. This was Russian governemnt official saying.
This is the storm. And it's going to happen, lads.
they forgot to mention that his brother was into smuggling guns, could earn him a pretty penny as well, if he was to theoretically get in on the action
T-Rex is safe
>im not that man they think i am at home
imma R O C K E T M AAAAAAAAAAAAA N
The casino would not comp a big time winner. They would only comp a guy who's blowing a lot of money and making a shitload of cash for the casino. That right there is the biggest red flag.
John Gizzi is the only real reporter in that whole group.
>calm before the storm not a specific threat, meant as a general statement
>storm is all his military officers
>element of surprise
Kristallnacht soon?
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Easy, easy. Pro tip, inject chicken stock into the meat or regularly brush it with stock while in the oven so it stays moist. And be sure to cook it with some herbs or garlic inside so it's not 100% bland.
has anything noteworthy happened today?
I wish there was video of this
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