Why do they even care about Shirou when they have each other?

Why do they even care about Shirou when they have each other?

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Someone's gotta do the cooking and cleaning, and they're sure as Hell not going to do it. Pride issues.

High jumps.

>Rin
>caring about Shirou outside of UBW route
Pick one

She's his best friend in all the routes

She just wants the EMIYA

>Rin will never be your best friend

Rin will win Luviabowl

They're cousins

This.

Also they can use a penis in their lives.

This makes no fucking sense, considering Luvia has shit tons of maids, money and butlers to do that for her.

Because 2 tsunderes just don't make it.

I also don't understand, do they love each other? are they just asshole best friends?are they even friends? do they hate each other? do they actually like each other but will never admit it?

>Because 2 tsunderes just don't make it.
>not liking double tsundere

It's complicated but bottom line is, yes to all.

Disgusting harem self insert mcs, you should have been a cute girl in fate/stay night

Shirou is a cute boy though.

I fail to see the problem.

Only if your servant is another cute girl.

Even lesbians want dick.
That's why most of them invest in dildos.

This. Stay Night would have been so much better if it was a yuri eroge instead.

The dildo is a way for the lesbian to get dick without having to interact with disgusting men. Truly the epitome of yuri engineering.

Nah.

Yuri is boring.

>Why do they even care about Shirou when they have each other?

This is what feminists actually believe.

>disgusting men
Do you ever read what you type? Do you listen to yourself talking?

I think he was saying it ironically.

>Rin, I...

We discussed this already.
Futa is the future. Futa and yuri tentacles

Futa is gay.

True, the only reason Prisma Illya is super interesting at all is more for the loli factor than anything else.

Gay

Not if it's futa on female, or male on futa if the girl is the only one getting penetrated.

>if the girl is the only one getting penetrated.
Garbage.

All girls are built to be destroyed by cocks, deal with it wimp.

>not wanting to torture a big-dicked futa by plowing her pussy and ass so hard but refusing to touch her dick at all, forcing her to have continuous hands-free orgasms while she begs for mercy

Japan has such shit taste for not making doujins of these two fucking like rabbits. Hate sex doujins please

Where are all the "yuri" anime with futa mcs?

fuck this world

No. The age of pure yuri pregnancy is upon us.

>futa
>yuri
That's not how it fucking works you faggots.

This.
Shirou is a mistake.

Your point being?

Let's take a good look at Shirou

>MC
>Has a penis

I wonder why.

What would be their excuse, if Shirou surprises them in bedroom doing lewd acts?

Even dykes can't resist the power of dick

I wonder if Luvia could stand up to The Jackhammer?

>UBW good end

This left me so angry blonde bimbo still came out winning

I wonder if Shirou can copy something other than weapons.

>Gate of Babylon of Dicks

No woman can resist that.

Nah, men are disgusting. You are disgusting. Deal with it.

I'm a retard. It should have been

>Unlimited Boner Works

Shouldn't you be on tumblr or circlejerking on /lgbt/?

I want to come up with a better joke than "I am the boner of my sword"

You are not convincing anyone

Nah, Shirou is a prize. It's Rin and Luvia who are the mistakes. Luvia must be crying herself at night because she'll never get dicked by Shirou.

>he doesn't know about Yuri Ninshin

Futas are just penises with girls attached.
It is the one fetish to rule them all

>I call it yuri, so it IS yuri
Not how it works.

It's like a tranny tbhfam

>Fate/Stay Night would have been much better if it was a yaoi VN with Sakura being the only het.

There. Fixed.

What kind of faggot would not want to see a genderbent Sakura getting mpreg via worms and shit?

Fuck your idea

>Why do they even care about Shirou when they have each other?
You're a male You will never understand but females crave thew cock and testosterone. They don''t feel safe and like a princess in another girls arms.

The fuck?
>0 results found.
Sauce?

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>the only het being Sakura
>genderbent Sakura getting mpreg

Are you fucking retarded or can you just not read? Saber and Rin are guys along with Shirou while Sakura is still the same. Fucking read, dumbass.

Otakucancer lad.

That's only because in the other routes certain events don't transpire that create emotions and he makes it clear that he is interest in someone else in those routes.

Give me one reason why it's wrong to be gay for Shirou. Fuck, why hasn't there been a doujin where Gilgamesh or a cute girl rapes Shirou yet. He's practically begging for it.

How dense are you? Those anthologies are pure yuri, they don't have futas or males.

Prisma already got it covered.

Nothing's wrong with wanting to plow a male Sakura, faggot

Any "man" on here that isn't disgusting is an effeminate sissy that needs to just become a trap

Traps are gay.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing for Shirou to fuck someone whose dick is bigger than his, though?

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I hope you feel poorly about yourself

>tumblr
fucking kill yourself please

Nah, I come here for that.

try saucenao

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I hate to be that guy but sauce please

Yes, but she doesn't need to rely on him or base her life around him the way Sakura does. She can actually have a life of her own in non-UBW routes.

I LOVE TOHSAKA RIN

We know you do Luvia, you just need to tell her that yourself.

Yeah, but it's not like Sakura really has anything else. She knows that she's worthless and essentially done for, so she clings to Shirou like a Baby Mama with no rent money.

>posing while talking
Clearly attempting to seduce.

They're there, but only in yuri-bait.

>seduce
She's advertising.

If that's what you wanna call it.

I can tell for sure because I'm already buying.

>F/SN'd be better if it were two bros fucking whores
ftfy, hell, with male Arturia there'd no reason for Rider to not get dick in HA

Guess what. Now it exists.

>She never got dicked by Shirou
>We could have gottend Luvia dicked by Shirou in HA
>But we didn't
Life is suffering, at least she's got some very good doujins
tho I wish those were scanned

Rin is cute.

>blush that extends to ears
Yes.

She's also cute when she's flustered.

[x] Bully for cute reactions.