Becoming the President of your country

Realistically speaking. What steps would you take in order to become the ruler of "your" country?

It doesn't matter how powerful, shitty or cucked your country is.

You only need to suck a lot of jewish cock.

Marry the queen, impregnate her, after the child is born murder the rest of the royal family. My bloodline shall then rule the waves.

what anime is this?

learn hokuto shinken so nobody can assassinate me
Join some badass branch of the military because that always looks good during elections

I go first:

> Learn the basics of history. politics, economics and philosophy, as well as learning to improve my communication skills. I will need these skills in the debates.

>Surround myself with the most toughest, skilled and wealthy people

>Create some false flags in order to make me look good

>Infiltrate and overthrow the socialists institutions in the nation (COB, CONALCAM, etc)

>Simultaneously, organize a massive campaign on Internet, TV, Radio and newspapers. Internet will be key.

>Pander indigenous nations in order to get their votes. (I will get rid of them later)

>Win by a landslide

>Post on Sup Forums

Corner the market on a product that will make Americans feel like Zeus Almighty for 20 minutes and for which they will pay you $100 dollars a day. Provide that product until you are the richest man in the world at 28. When Noriega tells you he has a video of Bush fucking a 16 year old teenager from Nebraska tell him to fuck off.

Fist of the North Star.

What anime is that?

The only good one, Hokuto no ken/Fist of the north star.
Also, never post that abomination here again, thanks.

I'd be 1 in 7. The only way to get in there is to get elected by the national assembly, so I'd have to sit a long time in there, be bland and well liked by enough politicians to get elected in there. It sucks and is not worth my time. I'd rather sucker the Germans into another world war like that one balled austrian, that is way funnier.

legends of the dark king, its related to the North Star. If you watch it I suggest you watch english dub because its one of those rare cases where dub is better

kys its was alright, Raoh is inspirational

Can't ignore those 77s mate. I will give it a try tonight.

Working on it, user. I'm about at the "Fill out the trademark paperwork" part.

How do I know i'm sucking the right cocks?

Do it, user. It'll be great.

Circumcision and the pubes look like the sideburns.

Talking from experience?

Yeah. Middle school wasn't fun.

legend of the galactic heroes is good

Join conservatives, toe the party line and move up the ranks until I can assume leadership of the party, from there win a big majority and carry out the changes I would like to see take place.

What about your enemies? What would you do to them?

by the time you reach the top you will be just another crooked cuckservative