THOUSANDS

THOUSANDS

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BOOGER SUGAR

>Not activating your almonds
>Not comping your sushi
Let me guess. You work at taco bell?

WE
WUZ
COMPED

COMPED.

BOOGER RICE

i think its sad how hard you shills are trying to force memes. everything he said was reasonable.

What if we convinced this guy to be the next Charlie Murphy and start a vlog about what it was like hanging out with his rich brother?

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shhhiiiiiiieeeeetttttt

Taco Bell BTFO.

it's legit funny and strange. great meme material.
nigger

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Swear to god this guy is an MDE character.
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Could be Sam's dad. Never hear much about him. Resemblance is uncanny.

HAIRLETS BTFO

That's not even $200 of sushi. Come on man, you're fully COMPED! Think like Sushi Steve! What would he order?

Eric is the best mass murder stooge to ever happen. I want to adopt him. I'd feed him cocaine and sushi and tell him it was comped.

1,000's of dollars of SUSHI!

these memes are lame.

>awaits lame retort.

We're talking about Steve here!

>awaits lame retort

how gay could you be?

SINGLES WORKS AT TACO BELL
DOUBLES GETS SUSHI (COMPED OF COURSE)
TRIPLES GETS TRANSFERRED ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS
QUADRUPLES GOES TO PUBLIX

Leave Sammy alone he's homeless in a brand new car.

you probly work at taco bell and get zero comps

You don't get your comps if you don't put your cards in.

FUCKING *SNIFF* COMPED.

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>no dancing snoop
>no hit markers on sushi
2/10 never post again

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this guy seriously needs to be killed, what a fucking parody

lol that's better

>Eric Paddock takes his daily stroll past his local Taco Bell
>HEY FAGS!!!!!!
>The employees are overcome with dread
>HEY!!!!!! I'VE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO SPEND!!!!
>One employee reaches for a knife to slash his wrist over the deep fryer
>OH DID I SAY SPEND? FUCKING COMP ME ASSHOLES
>OH I'LL HAVE THE BOTTOM BELLY FAT OF AN ABORTED BLUEFIN TUNA OVER A BED OF 5,000 YEAR OLD RICE FARMED BY THE DALI LAMAS ANCIENT SLAVE RELATIVES
>The manager is frantically dialing the police
>OH I FORGOT YOU ALL WORK AT TACO BELL, NOT EVEN PUBLIX WOULD FUCKING HIRE YOU
>HAHAHAHAH TOO BAD STEVE DIDN'T STOP BY HERE FIRST, LATER FAGS

MEN IN BLACK

What's the name of the sushi fusion restaurant? I need to leave a Yelp review.

Is $1000 sushi really taste better than say $20-40 plate. Or is it just placebo

>It's the first of the month and Eric Paddock takes his bi-monthly stroll down to the local SSA office
>There's a disheveled 43 year old homeless Taco Bell-American sitting outside of the SSA office on the bench at 6:00 waiting for them to open
>Easy E sits down beside her as she awkwardly glances at him out of the corner of her eye
>YOU KNOW
>YOU AND I ARE THE SAME
>She's perplexed as she is wearing an old janitor's jumpsuit she stole after he had sharted in it and was changing in the broom closet after he threw it out and now it was covered with 18 of her infant childrens vomit/diarrhea and Eric was wearing The Bellagio Signature Series Track Suit
>WE BOTH JUST ENJOY LIFE AT SOMEONE ELSES EXPENSE
>She firmly clasps her nearly disintegrated EBT card that she is hoping will be RELOADED with niggerbux in fears that he may steal it
>YOU NEED FOOD
>CANNED POWDERED BEANS COMPED BY THE US GOVT
>I NEED FOOD
>ASIAN FUSION SUSHI COMPED BY THE BELLAGIO
>She is now visibly distressed as the autism has begun to attack her neurons
>I NEED SHELTER
>COMPED BY THE BELLAGIO
>YOU NEED SHELTER
>COMPED BY THE US TAXPAYER PRESENTED BY SECTION 8
>The woman has now started to drool
>YOU NEED COUNSELING
>COMPED BY MEDICAID
>I NEED COUNSELING
>COMPED BY THE STAFF OF TACO BELL
>The woman is now passed out and completely soiled
>WELP GUESS I'LL GET OUT OF HERE AND GO SEE IF THERE'S SOMEONE SELLING BLACK MARKET TORO AT THE LOCAL PUBLIX I CAN MOCK

STEVE WAS AN ARMY OF ONE

>everything he said was reasonable
It's not so much what he said. It's the Weird Al voice, ADHD gestures, goofy facial expressions, and bizarre tangents he goes off on.
How in the hell does a close family member of a mass murderer come across as so strange and make it entertaining?
I've never seen anything like it. Yes, it's meme worthy just for sheer rarity.

>bug in a steve suit

You want me to call my brother?
Then COMP my shit.
Nigger.

actully it is all about the chef, just the right amount of wasabi and other spices in the fish make it taste unbelievable. it is a fine art. comp sushi is meme sushi, I gareintee it.
just make sure you have gold card in the machine.
don't eat welfaire sushi

he clearly is going out of his way to build himself a narrative, there are certain things it seems he is trying to cover up. The money in the family thing, he clearly wanted to bounce away from the idea that the majority of the wealth came from steve. he felt the need to explain in detail how steve got all the money, even tho it wasnt really that big a deal until he made it one. hes covering for steves involvment in money washing, and he doesnt want to lose his little orlando palace steve helped finance.

It's in the presentation.

Noice

LOL

>Eric Paddock is taking his daily meal from Sushi Fusion prepared by an 839 year old Japanese chef that was a Kamikazi pilot in WW2, but, was resurrected by the Paddock lineage to prepare the most expensive and authentic sushi from the ESA list
>Eric orders it to go every week and switches it to a Taco Bell bag in his car
>Eric arrives to Taco Bell and walks up to the cashier as if to make a complaint about his order
>Uhm yeah, PABLO, this shit is fucked up
>He pulls out the sushi
>The cashier immediately knows what is going on because she heard a story from a 14 year old Taco Bell slave laborer at the childrens hospital as she volunteers at for her internship credit for her prospective medical study program as the slave laborer had been admitted as to what was now regionally known as "COMP syndrome"
>She starts to shake, uncontrollably out of pure dread
>YOU SEE, THIS IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI THAT WAS COMPED TO STEVIE FRESH
>It's the rarest sushi in the world, it's the bottom belly fat of the "Comp Fish" harvested with an atomic knife from the zygote of two previously endangered species that were driven to extinction in order to make it wildly expensive by a fiscal arms race created by 18 competing hotels in order to lure Steve Paddock to a high stakes Texas Holdem table in the ultimate "comp off" that will go down in history as the most lavish high roller luring expenditure in United State Casino history
>The girl is now sweating profusely and she cant stop shaking
>YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PEDRO
>THIS ISN'T SOME WELFARE SUSHI THAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE SPLURGE ON FOR YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY ONCE EVERY OTHER YEAR THAT IS FISHED OUT OF SOME GOOKS ASSHOLE IN THE UNREFRIGERATED LOADING DOCK OF PUBLIX
>The multiply misgenderd server is now shaking on the floor, with her eyes rolled into the back of her head, and foaming at the mouth in full "comp shock"

t. faggot who thinks $100K is a lot of money

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We ate sushi an sheeeeiiit.
Treated us like we waz kangs and queenz.

slide thread.
the shooting was a hoax or false flag. there were more than 1 shooter.
sage

t. bellboy mad he doesn't get tossed a benny for carrying my shit

This. Every fucking time.
>Mark it Stevie

>>OH DID I SAY SPEND?
I don't know why but I lost it here.

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I've been off Sup Forums for a couple days.

Can somebody give me a quick rundown on:
>taco bell
and
>COMPED

Thanks

not everyone works at taco bell! *distorts face*

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rawlin

kiddn me? i wish this man was my teacher in high school. let him talk all period then we’d get homework comped

rolllooool

CAN SOME ONE PLEEAAAASEEE MAKE A TECHNO REMIX OF THIS GUY#!?!?!?

You have no idea how much it will redpill normies.

>don't eat welfaire sushi

VEV

Thank you user. Haven't had the time to see it and the 30+ minute videos would have caused my dick to go soft.

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WEIRD PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY FBI GUY & LVPD

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Hillary Clinton is such a sociopath, I hadn't noticed when this happened but look at that photo.
She's laughing harder than anyone, she wants everyone to notice she's not taking it personally. She's a strong independant woman and she's laughingg the hardest. Also that attention whore is wearing pink out of no where so all the fucktards have to spot her.
Man we dodged the god damned end of the world

>we used to walk into taco bell and sit down
>one of the staff said out loud "not these guys again i want to die"
>Steve put his feet up on the table and pulled out a big bag of sushi
>and we just started eating THOUSANDS of dollars worth of sushi right in front of them
>"you have to leave sirs if you are not going to order"
>steve and i just started throwing pieces of sushi at them
>YOU FUCKING WORK AT TACOBELL THIS IS COMPED SUSHI EAT UP i yelled
>we could not stop laughing
>then steve said he'd wear their heads as hats and i had to calm him down.

why the fuck does he think its appropriate to make eulogies for his psychopath brother and go on rants about sushi... no wonder people are obsessed with this guy

Yeah, I can buy into that on the macro-level. But all the stuff I said is why the memes.

SANDWICH

You guys realize this is a Yid right?

taco bell worker detected

>that's what was so fun about spending time with steve, being part of the hotel lifestyle
>he liked to manipulate the doormen into getting expensive sandwiches while he dealt their family into Filipino sweat shops
>he would break in the new staff by seeing if they could keep up with his comps, all of this was of course comped
>his wealth came from his machines, i dont mean the slots i mean the taco bell employees he took of the streets

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand comped sushi memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical casino management most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Paddock's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike comped sushi memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Paddock's existencial catchphrase "I don't carry my own machine guns," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated taco bell employees scratching their heads in confusion as Stephen's gunfire unfolds itself on their concert pavilion. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a $100 sushi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the filipina ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 gold card points of my own (preferably lower).

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that FBI agent is a piece of shit