Laundering money at casinos, he was actually at work

>It was like he was going to work, a job, that's what it was like when he was at the machines.

If the theory is true that he was laundering money through the casinos, then maybe when he was at the machines he was ACTUALLY working?

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vancouversun.com/news/local-news/rcmps-casino-money-laundering-probe-uncovered-alleged-terrorist-financing-links
thegatewaypundit.com/2017/10/breaking-parking-tickets-prove-stephen-paddock-mandalay-bay-sept-25th-3-days-feds-say-arrived/
zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-06/vegas-shooter-investigators-puzzled-believe-he-was-not-alone-two-reasons
hooktube.com/watch?v=ToNhWHPy_5c
youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Explain to someone who’s doesn’t really have any experience laundering money; how and why does one go about laundering money through casinos?

>make illicit dealings
>make $100k
>can't just put in bank, IRS will audit the shit out of you
>go to casino
>put in money
>winnings count as "gambling winnings" on tax forms
>through gambling at casino you lose a % to the house just based on chance
>casino gets cut from providing "service"
>30%
>walk out with $70k clean money

Let's start with some source info that this is occurring.
>vancouversun.com/news/local-news/rcmps-casino-money-laundering-probe-uncovered-alleged-terrorist-financing-links
This article is like two days old

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I have 10x dirty money ---> Stick it in a machine ---> leave with 8x clean money. The casinos aren't going to say shit, because it's legit income for them, and why do they care

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look it up in the dictionary.

Ah got it, so basically you suck it up and take a little loss on the money to make it “legit.”

Parking Tickets Show Paddock Was at Mandalay Bay on Sept. 25th – 3 Days Before Feds Say He Arrived

Garage Records Show That During A Period When Paddock's Car Left The Hotel Garage, One Of His Key Cards Was Used To Get Into His Room

Phone Charger Found In Room Does Not Match Any Of The Cellphones That Belonged To Paddock


thegatewaypundit.com/2017/10/breaking-parking-tickets-prove-stephen-paddock-mandalay-bay-sept-25th-3-days-feds-say-arrived/

zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-06/vegas-shooter-investigators-puzzled-believe-he-was-not-alone-two-reasons

He was a lonely old dude, who pissed away his money at the casino. His brother says it was like a job, because no one wants to talk shamefully about their family. He was a democrat and the women along with progressive rhetoric indoctrinated him into a lunatic. He probably thought he was doing a good thing by the post introduction of gun laws or some stupid shit.

It doesn’t look like he pissed away his money at all, in 2015 alone he made $5 mil

exactly. the cartels, the "funders" employ people to do this. It's a skill. You have to play right, and not lose all the money. You don't have to win, but when you do, that's your income.

I said he pissed his money away at the casino, not that he was broke.

Video poker. Insert 50 $100s. 5k. Play jacks or better $500/hand. Play until a)lose 5k or b) make 10k.

Video poker is actually ever so slightly profitable with perfect play. Basically say he's pro level. That means for every dollar he puts in he gets back between 98c and $1.02. Laundering so don't want to win too much and get banned. Play 95c strategy.

Technically i shouldn't lose the 5k very often. 25% of sessions. Eventually, maybe 12 hr sessions, hit 10k. Cash out.

Casino reports the 10k withdrawal. You pay taxes on gambling income. That days 5k of dirty Benjamins from whatever hustle, is now a clean 10k to be taxed and on the books.

They give up 5-10% to process the cash then pay 30-50% tax. Pro gambling doesn't work taxwise until you declare profit at ~50% tax for two years first.

It's pretty gay. I was a low level poker grinder. Never had the 100k to go to 5/10. I played pretty decent. But the thought of going legit declared tax paying pro was so fucking far away. Unless i won some 6figure tourney, never even an option.

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Yo i had all kinds of beers and bottom shelf liquor COMPED!!

I paid for every full meal. Prob got some apps. Tfw scrub.

Chicken satay at the oaks was bomb. Also the hoffbrau thick pastrami.

Mandalay bay had no winning video poker machines.

Lol. That's literally enough said. Last time i was there it was Main street with the good payouts( I'm ghetto) and i think the bellagio. Pro video poker is not popular.

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Bellagio had by far the best poker action. Think it was something gay like 1/3 with unlimited buy-in. 6dollar drop. Best action I've ever seen. Thousands. On a $3 bb.

doesn't sound very efficient

But did you get COMPS?

Who the fuck is this guy?

Why is it just as hard to find anything on his as his brother?

Dude seems like a ghost.

>Never had the 100k to go to 5/10.

You never needed it.

Die!! I'm a nit. I never had the 75k to think about it either.

Is that a comment from youtube?

Exactly
Odd that media is letting a fairy tale of video poker millionaires when they used to warn of video poker as the crack cocaine of gambling.

Odd that they also make it seem that casinos comp high rollers because they make profits from casinos.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand comped sushi memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical casino management most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Paddock's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike comped sushi memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Paddock's existencial catchphrase "I don't carry my own machine guns," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated taco bell employees scratching their heads in confusion as Stephen's gunfire unfolds itself on their concert pavilion. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a $100 sushi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the filipina ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 gold card points of my own (preferably lower).

>doesn't sound very efficient

well of course not, you're losing a lot of money. but the money is now apparently legal, as opposed to illegal income that you can't report to the IRS and will get you sent to federal prison if they ever catch on.

Shmall kine. Booze and definitely blunts. But i was contributing the blunts too. The card dealer/gambler community was the best people I've ever known. You go legit and get shocked at the fucking cunts around.

Dude fuck you.

Well done. I did a lot of met Rick and Morty memes for Trump and Bannon on cocksucker subreddits. It was a weird phase.

It sounds super effective.
That's money that normally couldn't be moved at all. Put it through the casino you get most of it back ready to go. It's actually genius.

Holy shit i hate you so much. 50 is not enough, faggot. I've once recorded a series of sessions over 2 days. I got rockets 11 times. I had 4+way allins 4 times. 3, 3way all ins. 3 heads up all ins. Preflop. I won 1 preflop heads up. I split a 4way with another AA. I lost every other one. It was a $1300 downswing and all i did all day for two days was get aces and get everyone to shove preflop.

Random chance is a motherfucker. Never forget that.

Bump

And you get comped sushi, unlike those plebs working at taco bell.

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I lold

No way is ISIS that tactical to pull off that sort of stunt, and not make any displays. No way.
Full on FBI set up. Fire on citizens, stage plausible deniability. Use peeon gambler douche no one would miss or give To shits about. *Sprinkles a few guns on em
>Later if TVz

"Oh yeah, white guys. Lunatics, right? I don't whatever though."
"Yeah, my brother. Sushi, taco Bell"

-thanks, FBI.
*My rights
*Muh Amendments
*'Mr'ka

-whatever you do, keep ISIS out of it, because still hookin' them niggaz up.

10/10 would read again

I didn't even feel bad about it because they were the best players i ever made.

Your problem is you're afraid to go broke.

Can you guys just lay off the guy for a minute?
Only you people would do this.
My God, he lost his brother for fucks sake!
Please try to understand the pain he must feel.
Everyone just stop meme-ing.
Do something more productive with your life.

When you have a ((GOLD)) card at these casinos, they will comp you a money launderer for free.

Why would you derive facts from an actor, telling you a story. hooktube.com/watch?v=ToNhWHPy_5c

But he has bullshit to mislead us.

Oh yes, is nearly forgotten this bit

Brother drives a red chevy spark license plate 175WUP

VIN KL8CD6SA2GC633479

can be seen in the interview

Nice work.

>stage entire shooting with brother
>film interviews in front of car
>stand outside with my car

are u stupid

>all the casinos know him

Because he hits his laundering limit at each one of them each week

>got caught cheating by the casino owners
>they know where he was staying
>need to off him, but how?
>let's set him up
>yeh? Let me get my guys at the sheriff's department on it.
>ok
>???
>profit
Do how's that sound

Can I get a quick COMPDOWN
youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ

It might provide info on the ((brother)) which can in turn provide more info on ((who)) is behind the shooter. That man is a crisis actor pure and simple, his VIN will be important.

Everyone should note they were aware of the hundreds of millions in laundering in 2015, specifically stated none of it should leak to the press because casino biz could be harmed - had a paper investigation going for a year, there are no charges and nothing has stopped anyone, and a year later we get the 1st inkling of the "alleged" activity

LOL - it's just fucking amazing

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