BLACK WOMAN IN TROUBLE

MY CAR BROKE DOWN I NEED A RIDE OR TO USE YA PHONE WHAT DO YOU DO ?

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Only if you let me motor boat you

I'm like hey what's up hello
Will u b my GF you QT three point one four
I'm a nice guy, not some Chad dudebro
Showed her how to ATG, raisin my Testohhh
She my BRAP QUEEN I just call her THICC tho
Grill come plant my nose deep inside ya booty hole
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And I would die for M'lady
Cellulite ass, thunder thighs on M'lady YEAAAAeAAah
And I like meat on M'ladies
Sucking braps right out of the spout from M'lady YEAHHHEeaaAH.

Why don't you just steal another one?

Run the fuck away

BBBRRRAAAPPP for me mommy

"Sorry, I wish I could help, but I have to do something right now. Good luck"

not political, not original, not interesting. so you
didn't know you have to be 18 to post here

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*Niggress steals your car*

>But can I get a riiiie?
>no?!
>C'mon nigga wai
>Cuz u's a hooooooooooooo

"I'll call the police for you after I leave."

*charlotteville intensifies*

"Show me your tits right now and I /might/ let you get in the bed of my truck and I'll take you to the closest waffle house to your housing development."

Sup Forums has never been good.

And that is why it will always be great.

Stop pretending otherwise.

jump on dis dik i giv u ride home gurl

foxnews.com/us/2017/08/06/4-female-escorts-charged-with-murder-in-death-man-who-stopped-to-fix-flat-tire.html

I'll give you a ride for a price. ; )

How is a 15 year old shaped like this?

hormones in the food

give her a ride inside your cattle truck where she belongs

>not being great means we can let it go to shit

shitposting is unfunny and adds nothing. its literally laugh at muh joke (pic related), aren't I cool? middle school is over.

15 year old girls always looked like this. It was common in the past for marriages to take place and women being impregnated at 15.

go with it, probably bone her. why not?

ask which one would be either. up where i live there’s tons of black people, and the kind that ask you for shit besides money aren’t the kind who’d rob or stab you. especially if they’re women, then again it really depends where she’d want a ride to because there’s a lot of places in sacramento where people steal cars.
photoshop

I would literally tell her i would let her use my phone if she would let me suck on those huge chocolate mammaries.
My weakness are huge boobs, i go fking crazy user.

This has to be photoshoped there no way her boobs are that big

Had a negress try something like this with me. I was walking around my apartment complex when she pulls up in her truck and asks to use the phone. I look through her window and see her left sleeve is ripped, she has several cell phones in the center console with the batteries taken out. I tell her she can use my phone, but she as to step out of her car first. She does so. I give her my phone and she calls some random dude, tells him she'll be meeting him at some gas station not too far away. She hangs up and gives me my phone back.

I pull out my badge and police ID (off-duty cop). Tell her I have reasonable suspicion to believe that she has stolen these other cell phones, that I believe she tried to pull the same "drive away with a cell phone" scam on me, and that I'll be detaining her until an on-duty officer can arrive and conduct an investigation. She's saying "naw nigga" on repeat, I lean in close and tell her I have no problem beating her fucking ass if she resists, and she settles down. I had my wife bring my handcuffs and radio, and called for an on-duty unit to arrive. I asked dispatch if anyone called in a theft or robbery with this exact MO (female driving off with someone's phone), and sure enough they had (with a partial license plate and exact vehicle description to match).

Felt good, man. Just doing my part to keep the Black (wo)man down.