Brit/pol/ - The FUCK MODS Edition

>Prepare for ‘Very Hard Brexit’ Says Top German Industry Group
breitbart.com/london/2017/10/05/prepare/

>Tory rebels should 'put up, or shut up' - Ruth Davidson
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41534552

>Sack Boris Johnson and reshuffle cabinet, senior Tories to tell May
theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/06/sack-boris-and-reshuffle-cabinet-senior-tories-to-tell-may

>Sir Edward Heath rape allegation was made by a jailed paedophile and dropped by Scotland Yard two years ago
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/06/wiltshire-police-rape-claim-against-edward-heath-rape-dropped/

>Cambridge college apologizes for Auschwitz Nazi death camp image on welcome leaflet
rt.com/uk/405938-cambridge-college-nazi-death-camp/

>Fresh tarrifs imposed on Bombardier
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-41532309

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4957180/Britain-s-ruled-patronising-b-rds-says-QUENTIN-LETTS.html
gov.uk/government/news/home-secretary-to-consult-on-new-laws-on-offensive-weapons
youtube.com/watch?v=9u-C9kWC3-4&ab_channel=ConfusionInMotion
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

What was the last thread deleted for?

Bastards.

I want to be a Muslim women so bad. I would convert if I knew I could get a husband and be given a sex change and get to live in absolute submission to Allah and my Husband.

Get out.

Why all the hate for Boris all a sudden? Fucking knives out overnight for the plonker.

No. Hitchens supports Islam. Don't use his images against it

All whitebois should be turned into feminine obedient muslimahs

Get out.

Why do we let “transgender” people live among us? They should be in mental institutions.

Thats fucking retarded lad
Wouldn't mind worshipping a QT Muslima's feet though. Just the fact that they put so much care into them because they can't show off any other way under the burka makes my dick diamonds.

You make me sick.

Anyone else going to the Green Party conference today?

Marriage is over lads.. she doesn't want me back (desu neither do i).

Just trying to bite my lip and play it cool till i sell my house so i can rape her and her house in the divorce.

Are you the lad who pissed on his wife while drunk?

good heaven. Got kids?

No. I got locked in a mental house in greece after drinking too much rum before a flight. Pretended to be a mentalist so they wouldn't lock me up. Went downhill from then on.

Be honest, were you unfaithful?

Yup

>Yup
good luck user. Just be the best dad you can IN SPITE of the situation. The rest is irrelevant.

Nope (except with the odd escort she knew nothing about).

She's been faithful too but I've noticed she's dressing up too smart for work now.

Because we closed down most of the mental institutions for being 'too cruel', so we just let the insane wander the streets or try desperately to get one of the handful of available specialist hospital beds

>Nope
>except with the odd escort
D'you not think that counts?

>Islamic transformation fetish-fic
Annnnd that's enough internet for tonight.

what did mods do?

>got a letter from Natwest fraud department
>rang the number
>"DIS IS FATIMA AT NATWEST FRAUD INNIT WHAT ARE YOUR CARD DETAILS AND NAME TO PROCEED"
>most horrific bradistan accent imaginable
>obviously a scam
>put the phone down
>ring the number on the back of my card
>ask to be put through to their fraud department
>when i get through they ask what i received
>explain the letter
>"oh that's definitely us, same number as this you could have just rang that and saved some time"

Are they having a fucking laugh? Why would anyone in their right mind hand over their card details to someone sounding like that?

There is a homosexual on television, lads. I am sick of it all.

deleted the old thread for no reason

It's just an elaborate form of masturbation really, there's no feelings associated with it.

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Gender neutral emojis.

Fuck sake.

mods are going fucking apeshit deleting things.
It's really crazy out there lads

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The absolute STATE of kikebook mogg pages

Victoria?

Comrade Corbyn STILL beating Shariah "15 years for viewing far-right videos" May

No. Victoria is south of the Thames you nut. AFAIK.

Sorry COPE

Might pop along tomorrow, going to the SNP conference Monday as well

I hope you're a journalist
for what x

What a choice: the dems want to overturn brexit, lab want to turn us into Venezuela and the tories want to lock anyone up who clicks on the wrong website, UKIP is comprised by a cuck. The absolute state of Britain.

>UKIP is comprised by a cuck
AMW lost m8

Literal blasphemy, even that bastard papist would be ashamed

they did that with /ptg/ not too long ago too. they complained that it became a circle jerk. i think its just one rogue mod fucking around.

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The cuck we got is even worse, at least the lesbian would've called out Islam

I am actually a bit unironically worried about that fifteen years thing.

>compromised

Yeah, she should form her own party if she got the financial backing. Unlikely.

Hi honk.

If they pushed it more people would move into the darkweb and they don't want masses of normies going there. Not to mention that they'd have to lock up half the country

>at least the lesbian would've called out Islam
always calling out symptoms and never the cause is a classic sign of controlled opposition.
>Unlikely.
I wouldn't say unlikely, I would say 50/50. There's a lot of people that think muh islam is a great political position that are fucked off with UKIP
I'm worried about my archive
>If they pushed it more people would move into the darkweb and they don't want masses of normies going there
Did you not hear about that kikebook mogg page owner that was threatened and harassed by police? Because the police wanted to shut one page down, they ended up redpilling the owner, all of it's followers, and loads of people that weren't even following the page.

if anyone remembers my post from yesterday or the day before. The Arab titcow got her guts ploughed hard last night.

On this train home now and I look fine but you can never help feeling scummy in public when you've got the smell of shag on you.

Happy Saturday boys

>Did you not hear about that kikebook mogg page owner that was threatened and harassed by police?

No didn't hear about it till now... shits fucked. Might I ironically vote Labour for a quick death.

I imagine they would concentrate on those known for “far-right” views, which may or may not include some of us, rather than normies clicking a link once or twice out of curiosity. Tor users have been unmasked by the authorities before so that is unlikely.

Good for you, gonna get back on the dating scene again soon. Any tips? Been awhile.

>tor users unmasked

At great expense with specialists and in small numbers, in the hundreds of thousands they'd have no chance, not to mention that if you use a vpn or two on top of tor they'll never know.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4957180/Britain-s-ruled-patronising-b-rds-says-QUENTIN-LETTS.html

A nice read lads.

>haven't been to the dentist in over a year

I can't lads.. I can't face it.

>always calling out symptoms and never the cause is a classic sign of controlled opposition.
Identifying that there's a problem is still preferable to pretending everything's fine

I suppose so but the soon to be law is still quite alarming. It is funny how people quickly forgot about the Snooper’s Charter after only a couple of months.

>implying any of us leave

>haven't been to the dentist since I was 8
>teeth are perfectly fine, gums are fine, no tartar, minor discolouring
What's it like being untermensch?

not really lad, hadnt planned on going near any birds for a while but she was pushing for it. Just been in the gym and off the drink. It's paying off

Start buying guns.

gov.uk/government/news/home-secretary-to-consult-on-new-laws-on-offensive-weapons
>moving two firearms (.50 calibre and certain rapid firing rifles) from the general licensing arrangements to the stricter provisions of section 5 of the Firearms Act 1968

Pretty bad, going to save some money and go private though I think

>For thine is the kingdom
Protestcuck

So how long until Theresa May gets replaced?

Replacing her makes the party as a whole look unstable and disunited
Leaving her makes them an easy target for ridicule
It could go either way at this point

>haven't been to the dentist in over a year
that's not that bad given that most of your countrymen have never been to the dentist in the first place

Fatty.

youtube.com/watch?v=9u-C9kWC3-4&ab_channel=ConfusionInMotion

You twats like Viz right? I've been watching this shit and it's funny as fuck. Better then Mad by far.

When will we stop letting the darkies in

>caring about that papist-supporting scum

When we impeach May

what's she look like

>impeach

What country do you think this is?

I want to be a Muslim women so much ...

:(

If I was born a girl I'd be married and converted and wearing hijab and raising my children right now

Fuck you.

Do you clean your teeth with a decent electric toothbrush?

Once your teeth have been capped or whatever it is called when you're a teenager you only really need to go if you have tooth ache.

>If I was born a girl I'd be married and converted and wearing hijab and raising my children right now


You'd probably be to ugly for even a muslim to fuck you m8

Don't think your husband would allow you to spend so much time on a Bhutanese curling enthusiasts website lad.

i just had to google to spellcheck and found out it is called fissure sealant, because it seal the fissures in your teeth. just blown my mind. i had no idea what the fisha meant, it was just one of those words i heard as a kid and never questioned.

I can't help what my heart wants. I am so distraught at the void in my life
I need to start hormones and convert :(

They hide what they're really deleting by deleting other threads at random.
Something is happening, or about to happen and they're creating a new "baseline" deletion pattern to throw off the autists.

Hey look brit/pol/, she's exactly like you.

I hope you’re trolling.

other women drive and they have the same symptoms but manage not to crash

I'm autistic and I can drive.

>Identifying that there's a problem is still preferable to pretending everything's fine
Identifying a problem and doing fuck all about it is the same as pretending everything's fine.

I would do whatever he asked. I would never browse here again if I had a hubby and was a muslimah

I need discipline and structure
I need a man for me to be dedicated to.

I'd be too concerned with domestic duties.

I have pretty eyes... :( don't be mean
I'm sensitive

I am being sincere. I actully cry over this.

Not as good as it used to be but still funny af.

I am Nigel Farage.

>no spatial awareness
So like ever woman since eve, then.

Yes I can't remember what it was called either I think it's called capping here, don't know if it lasts forever though.

ohayou gozaimasu, how is everyone on this dreary morning

moots pissed and mods are fed up... hes been threatening to pull the whole board off

le (((based))) tories

Convince me not to blow ££££'s on a coupe rings lads

to be fair the amount of reddit this board is infested with is quite sickening

No he isn't - nudes have been posted and are still up