You walk into Avalon

>you walk into Avalon
>see this
What do?

Bow to my king.

ignore and leave avalon

Punch her in the face and cut her down. The Fate franchise will die.

Turn 180 and continue to search for her daughter.

The fuck is this?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

My king is looking beautiful with that dress. I wonder why he's so based.

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I would ask where is my emperor and her Domus Aurea.

Yorokobe, shoujo! Watashi wa josei ni anata o okonaimasu.

>You walk into Avalon

One does not simply walk into Avalon

Motherfucker you take that back right now.

Rape her, kill her, rape her corpse, burn it, rape her ashes. Fuck Fate.

>Seiba the Edgehog

Surprised it didn't happen sooner

Okita Alter

> Unzips Excalibur

>those shoes

rape

Tell her to not show her bare legs. It's shameful.

The fuck are those boots?

Sex. And then cuddle. And then raise the issue that she should really try and reconcile with Mordred simply because I want a threesome.

Not Nero, turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Nero

Such a pleb

Make sure I've got my American flag ready to fly and show that limey what's up.

Saber doesn't have tits, or thighs for what matters, like that. Slay the imposter with dick.

Yes she does, memester

Go home to fuck my servant Rider.

>turn 360

So you're going to pretend she's Nero and kneel?

>Nero
>anyone kneeling before her

She lost the latest poll by a hilarious country mile. All the secondaries have moved on from her.

Turn away and go look for my Golden Princess.

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I've already seen her suck dick, do you think this unsettles me?

Leave and punch the nearest nip in the face.

Tell her what sandniggers are doing to her country so I can destroy what is left of her smile.

Watch some Monty Python with her.

>you walk into Avalon
Shit, wrong layer again.

Beat her up and take her cards.

Whip my dick and pee in the water.

Upholding the knightly virtues paid off nicely indeed.

Ask myself if I am on crack.

*Unzips Excalibur*

Wonder why I have to deal with the most nondescript 'girl' in the Fate series, not to mention the one with the most annoying fanbase.

This isnt a Sakura thread, bro.

Had a cheeky wank on the king again, lads.

Sweet meme. Sup Forumsro

>not Whore of Babylon
>this is a bad thing

What memes have to do with that statement? Even Takeuchi just forgot that she's supposed to be slender, flat and 15 year old looking so he slaps bigger breasts on her in official illustrations.

Big talk for someone who serves that whore in Extella.

She isnt supposed to be flat. In the original F/SN she had small but perfectly nice tits and nicely developed hips and waist.

The same whore who got btfo in the latest poll.

Based Tamamo

OP pic is anything but "small".
>nicely developed hips
She has teenager hips, not mature woman hips.
My point still stands, OP pic is inaccurate.

The irony of you posting an ugly gook in relation to the shoes is strong. The fucking gooks wore them as well. Just so you know. You stupid gook lover.

>What is Alter

OP's pic isn't by Takeuchi

She has the body of a teenager sure but she was a teenager that was developing well. Just go and look at the original HCG. Its pointless arguing with me.

Alter isnt edge at all.

Takeuchi has nothing to do with this argument.
You're not trying to convince me that she has boobs like in OP pic on any HCG by chance? Because she doesn't.

Piss in the pond, walk around and fart as I go.

She does, you moron.

No those are shoes for footbinding which was a chinese thing while are just rediculous platforms by the look of it.

You are an idiot.

Why are you angry? You want your waifu to be more boob-appealing to you? Accept her official tiny breasts as they are.
Your point being.

user, no one is angry. They are just calling you stupid. Understandably so.

send her to a nunnery

Break her will and make her a sex slave

I didn't say anything offensive though.
Perhaps the problem is that you guys don't understand how description of volume works in 2D art. You can see by how shadows are placed on the OP pic that her breasts are supposed to be noticeably protuberant. Small breast don't look that when clothed even in bra.

user, what you said was retarded, not offensive.

Please learn the difference between people being angry at you and people correcting your stupidity.

Can you explain what's retarded about it, aside from the very idea of discussing drawn breasts on anonymous imageboard.

Why be contend with a king if I could have an emperor indeed.

You mean that shitty hair salon?
Is probs just leave, place always smells.

Defend this

I just finished UBW and I have to say that it was by far one of the most insulting and poorly written series I've ever seen

I sure hope you're all VNfags because my god that was some shit

Can someone please tell me what are the differences between the original PC version of the F/SN VN and Realta Nua?
Which one should I download?

Superior version

You should download Realta Nua + Beast's Lair's patch. Order is Fate > UBW > HF.

Differences are minimal in Fate & UBW, but significant in HF, affecting the story for the worse due to censoring. You're gonna wanna turn the H-scenes on for HF.

What poll?

Thanks for the help user

Run away.
There be dragons 'n shit in that cave.

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
nigger you're retarded, 360 would just make you face her again

Avawank

This gets replies like these with such amazing consistency that I'm beginning to wonder if pretending not to know the meme is part of the meme.

Suck her dick.

Your post is trying too hard, user. You arnt very good at this shitposting buisness.

Don't give him (you)s.

>her
There are no girls with dicks, only men with boobs.

It doesn't really matter if they're cute.

Fuck off to some other part of Avalon and try to find some actually enjoyable personas such as Arc, Morgan, Arthur, or Shirou.

Just setting the record straight, senpai. There are those that think fucking a boobed man isn't gay.