I would just like to inform you that there are people out there who will legitimately defend this scene

I would just like to inform you that there are people out there who will legitimately defend this scene

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Y-you just don't understand the symbolism

I love it.

What exactly is wrong with it that would make others "attack" it?

I don't see the problem here.

Looks like a really nice way to bath.

What could it mean!?

Even people who like some of the writing in monogatari are totally fine with admitting it has blatant fanservice. Also Araragi and Shinobu actually had a pretty decent talk during this scene to boot. One of the few moments of decent characterization during Nise.

>god tier fanservice
>unironically great character development at the same time
What's there to attack?

>another show that tried to be deep but failed

>my morals won't allow me to enjoy a scene/show

How cuck'd are you? I could understand the need to keep up a face for public, but when you're by yourself, why do you limit your imagination and your attractions and your desires?

Shinobu could have been god tier if she had red eyes (which is like a fucking rule for vampires, seriously what the fuck)

Who the fuck gives his characters the same eye and hair colour? It looks fucking shit.

I'm glad you will never be a character designer

How can you not like these eyes?

There can only be so many Gilgamesh/Arcueid clones m8

Would have been so much better if he had a bath with snail instead.

ONOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Snail is not for sexualizing

> Who the fuck gives his characters the same eye and hair colour?
The death-prepared, death-inevitable, death-certain vampire, Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master. Kissshot's master

Muh

But there actually was symbolism.
You want to pull that card on the toothbrush scene.

It is their first conversation after Kizu ending. It's actually very important for plot and characters development

I love the vampire names in Monogatari.

I want to drink her bathwater

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Meme and Kissshot are doing commentary for Kizu 1.

I want to be her bathwater

I bath her to be want water

those feet.

"what does it mean???"

It was important for the plot.

Better face, helmet, and character interpretation. Worse feet and legs.

This is another one of the commentaries I'm going to have to listen to in Japanese even though I'll only understand 5% of it.

There is nothing likeable about Araragi.

>gif

"On the dirt floor.
Bubbling and simmering a pot on the blazing hearth.
Wearing an apron over modest Western clothes, cooking for herself; she didn’t seem princess-like, but…
There were no words for the beauty of that face in profile.
It made my tongue ache anyway."

I love Kissshot more and more.

Are people seriously rustled over a 598 year old hag like Shinobu?

This. I was raised by fucking Southern Baptists, and I can't understand why so many people nowadays have adopted their mindset with no religion enforcing it. Shinobu and Hachikuji aren't sexy, but their teasing and flirting with Araragi are funny and his reactions aren't unrealistic for a horny kid his age.

>Shinobu and Hachikuji aren't sexy
Get out.

>Shinobu and Hachikuji aren't sexy
I could maybe understand Hachikuji, but Shinobu? No.

It might be hard to understand but some people aren't attracted to underage girls.

>Shinobu and Hachikuji aren't sexy
I see your religious brainwashing still has a grip on you.

It's my 2nd favorite scene from Nise.

Whats first?

I'm not that kind of dirty old man, I prefer girls obviously at the height of their fertility.

>600 year old
>underaged

>598
>21
>underage

Yes, totally without a doubt.

It's perfectly reasonable to get rustled over the most beautiful woman in the world.

...

I am starting to think that the only reason Shinobu cannot just stay in her normal/adult form with the link between Araragi and het is because they'd be going at it like rabbits. I don't know how I'd hold myself with this in my shadow.

Now I am imaging a grown-up Shinobu in a corner at the old cram-school with a helmet on.

>I watched this scene but I am gay

I know this is bait, and while it is absolutely fanservice it also serves to illustrate that Shinobu is haughty and puts on a zero fucks bravado, and that the two of them have a de facto intimate relationship after everything that happened in Kizu. Her dialogue and the fact that she's fucking naked and all up in araragi's shit gives this kind of sinister undertone to the conversation almost. I don't know how to explain it, but you know when someone just doesn't care that they're in a revealing or vulnerable state and continue to act confident, and it gives off a very specific vibe? That thing.

Araragi was naked too, so that doesn't work.

Is this from koyomi?

Yes

I thought she needed to suck his blood to gain enough energy change and maintain forms

You know.

Not gonna lie this scene partially turned me pedo or at least lolicon. Wished I never watched it.

Embrace it.

Shinobu planned that conversation pretty meticulously. She was testing to see if their relationship could work. Also, admitting that she was trying to make up would hurt her pride, so she showed up in a context where she had an excuse to remove her helmet, which is apparently more important than being seen naked.

2deep

Characters doing things for reasons that aren't spelled out a thousand times isn't deep.

So it's about a 1deep, then.

Symbolism isn't a justification, it's the icing on the cake.

Sure.

Top Left > Top Right
Bottom Right > Bottom Left

She's going to end up sending me to jail

>being canadian

It's not my fault

It is for being born

send my mother to jail then,

I want to fuck this little slut and then take responsibility

I condone and participate in the sexualization and pure act of sex with children. And you should too.

>There were people who watched this scene without reading Kizumonogatari

>actually reading books
Gayyyy

>being afraid of fanservice

How much money do I need to make to afford Araragi's unreliable narrator house?

All of the money

It made me fall in love with her regardless. I went back and watched Kizu later as well.

I will defend this scene.
Fite me irl faggot

*read
I ain't no future man.

Anyone have the pic from that episode where she's making that pose with her legs up and nude?

Damn. Was hoping for Shinobu and Hanekawa.

I would like to inform everyone in this thread that, to the surprise of literally no one, OP is a gigantic faggot.
Good job OP, you're doing your lineage proud by pursing those plump niggrish lips and sucking down a load of baby gravy like its a steak dinner before you ride the lightning.

I somehow can only imagine that commentary imploding.

I'll be cosplaying as Buddy from Lisa: The Painful. I'm afraid I'll be the only person who recognizes my cosplay. I don't know whether to go to the meetup dressed as this or in fairy kei.

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong place. is two boards down.

Kill yourself.

Please. She's a chaste woman by just about any standard.

??

>there are 4 translated but unreleased commentaries

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>drawings
>underage

That drawing hasn't been around for 18 years yet. The show aired in 2012, so it's barely even 5

Must be a pain for you to find porn.

That eye is pure sex.

>a vampire tries to kill her
>ends up killing itself
>she gives it a lap pillow until it revives

Holy shit was Shinobu adorable as a human.

I don't have to defend perfection.

Are you saying she's not adorable now?

Well, i don't see anything wrong there either.

They're different flavors of adorable. I prefer the current smug that's built on a subtle foundation of dere but her human days are impressive.

If I had to describe it, for all the series talks about Hanekawa being 'the real deal' she looks like a fake when compared to Shinobu during her human days.