ITT: New Stephen Paddock Names

In the spirit of the Mike Pence names.
I'll start
>Stephen 'If that music wakes me up one more time' Paddock

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>Stephen "Have sex in the suite next to mine will ya!" Paddock

Stephen "dropping the hammer on country music lovers" paddock

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Stephen "Country & Western, Smith & Wesson" Paddock

White Privilege is getting killed at a Country Music Concert!

412=Pittsburgh

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>Stephen "Comp King" Paddock

these threads are more stupid than rolling to find out what happens to eric clanton in prison/ his prison name. its cringy aand needs to stop

Stephen "Making the Music Go Static" Paddock

Steve ''fuck white people and church the steeple'' Paddock

Stephen "Filipina Fanatic" Paddock

please include me in the screencap for r/Sup Forums and r/the_donald ;D :)

The shill is right! The goyim need to get back to being productive, worrying about decorum, and earning shekels for the kikes!

Rolling to see how much of a fag you are 1-10

Are (you) me?

$tephen $ushi Fanaddock Paddock

Stephen "booze face eyes closed I croon when I drink then I punch my fillipino sex slave my brother is an idiot spaz massacre man" paddock

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Stephen "Madman of Mandalay Bay" Paddock

Stephen "Hoping the weaponized autists on Sup Forums find out the truth" Paddock

Stephen "shootin' from the attic" Paddock

Stephen "complimentary raw haddock" paddock

These are fucking shit tier and cringe worthy

>Stephen "I flip for flips" Braddock

stephen 'why panic when you have xanax' paddock

Have an uptrump. I'd give you gold but, fuck uspez, amirite?

Stephen "spray and pray at the Mandalay Bay" Paddock

>stephen "i'm feeling like a faggot, must shoot from the attic" paddock

reroll

mmmm all those blue dan valiums

Stephen "Braddock: Missing in Action III
was an instruction manual for me" Paddock

The Mandalay Mauler

Stephen "shot in the first 5 seconds of the gun sale" Paddock

Stephen "Slots N' Glocks" Paddock

Stephen "Automatic" Paddock

>Stephen "Shots for everyone" Paddock

Stophen "Don't Stop the Bump Stock" Paddock

fpbp

Stephen "Toss me a Glock" Paddock

Stephen "after getting comped for the sushi and the trifle lets loose with the Uzi and the rifle" Paddock

Stephen "comped with flips and some hundred round clips" Patsy O'Paddock

Stephen "Patsy" Paddock

Stephen "Deep-State Cheapskate" Paddock

Shit, you beat me to it by 5 seconds.

Stephen "Reducing The Lifespans Of Country Music Fans" Paddock

>Stephen "Bump stock for Country Rock" Paddock

>Stephen "test my clip on the Vegas Strip" Paddock

>Stephen "stock-squeezing, crowd pleasing" Paddock

>Stephen "thousand rounds for Country sounds"

>Stephen "Asian bride brings bullet tide" Paddock

>Stephen "ordnance for the audience" Paddock

i hope you fags are in the next isis executions video

Stephen "Interruptin' Aldean and Compin Underage Filipean" Paddock

Stephen "fully automatic" Paddock
Stephen "slots before the shots" Paddock
Stephen "if I lose blackjack then I'll attack" Paddock
Stephen "empty a clip on the Vegas strip" Paddock
Stephen "shooting spree if I don't get free sushi" Paddock
Stephen "you're getting stomped if I don't get comped" Paddock
Stephen "I'm out of ammo at the country show" Paddock

Stephen "the Mandalay Ricochet" Paddock

Stephen "if the sushis not comped, 500 people are getting shot" Paddock

Stephen "I Love Uncircumcised Young Twinks" Paddock

sittin on the Paddock of the Mandalay bay, wasting time

kike

>ordnance for the audience

Kekd

>It's a July afternoon in 2000 and Steve Paddock is sitting in the office of the GM of Mandalay Bay to negotiate for his appearance at 10 high stakes Texas Hold'Em games
>So Steve, where do we start, what do we have to do to get you here?
>Steve is dead silent, rocking back and forth and just starring through the GM
>The door flys open as a bell boy flys through the door and crashes into the GMs desk
>SUP FAGS
>It's Steve's attorney and brother, the other half of The Bellagio Boyz, Easy E, Eric Paddock
>Eric walks over to the passed out bell hop and wipes the blood off his shoes on his shirt
>STEVE NEED DRINK STEVE NEED DRINK STEVE NEED DRINK
>Eric yanks out of a vial of smelling salts from his coat pocket, breaks it and revives the bell boy
>GO GET STEVE A DIET COKE
>The bell boys zips out and grabs the drink and tries to hand it to Steve
>Steve starts screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Eric yanks the drink out of the bell boys hand, Steve calms down, and Eric slaps the bell boy across the face
>HEY PACO, YOU GIVE ME THE DRINK AND I GIVE IT TO STEVE, I GET STEVE THE DRINKS
>So FAG let's start talking, as Eric glares at the GM
>W-well.........we can offer up a free room for after every game and free food from our restaraunt on the floor
>What is the restauraunt?
>Taco Bell
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>Steve is rocking back and forth clearly distressed
>DON'T YOU EVER SAY TACO BELL IN FRONT OF ME UNLESS YOU'RE DENIGRATING AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN THE SAME SENTENCE
>Steve starts screaming "time for Wapner, time for Wapner, time for Wapner" over and over
>Eric stands him up and escorts him out of the room
>WE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW TO TALK, WE WILL GO TO ANOTHER CASINO IF I COME BACK AND EVERY TACO BELL WITHIN 5 MILES ISN'T LEVELED
>WE EXPECT ROOMS LINED WITH UNDERAGE PROSTITUTES AND THEIR BODIES COVERED IN CALIFORNIA ROLLS
>PUT YOUR FUCKING COMP FACE ON FAGGOT
>The scurry away and fill their pockets with shampoo and conditioner they snatch off the janitorial cart

Stephen 'you think country music is dope? have a quick scope' Paddock

>In the spirit of the Mike Pence names.
>the Mike Pence names
You wanna know how I can tell you're new?

>Eric Paddock takes his bi-monthly stroll down to his local Social Security office
>There is a disheveled 40 year old woman sitting on the bench outside patiently waiting for the office to open to get her niggerbux card refilled
>The woman is glaring at Eric out of the corner of her eye, clinching her nearly disintegrated EBT card in fears that he may try to steal it
>Eric sits down beside her and lets out a long drawn out sigh
>You know............you and I are the same........
>The woman is completely befuddled because Eric is wearing a white track suit lined in gold with a gold chain that has a diamond studded star of david hanging off of it while she is wearing an old janitors jumpsuit that was thrown away because he sharted in it and now it is completely covered in 18 different infant chimpanzees vomit and diarrhea
>You need food........COMPED
>The woman jumps back as he screamed comped and misted her with saliva
>You need shelter.........COMPED
>The woman is now shaking because of her brain being attacked by Erics airborne autism
>You and I.....we just show up and everyone is waiting to COMP us just for existing
>I have Steve to take me down to COMP-town and you have the American taxpayers making it rain over you with COMPS
>The woman is now drooling with her head slumped over to the side gyrating back and forth
>Well......I'll see ya later, I've got an appointment with Hirohito over at Sushi Fusion for a consultation on my meal prep for my Taco Bell trip

Stephen "Encore of gore" Paddock
Stephen "Bump fire till I tire" Paddock
Stephen "Spray and pray at Mandalay Bay" Paddock
Stephen "Music too loud? Shoot the crowd" Paddock
Stephen "Blood and gore on the 32nd floor" Paddock
Stephen "Empty my clip on the vegas strip" Paddock
Stephen "Empty my nine on the concert line" Paddock
Stephen "Golden years spent shooting queers" Paddock
Stephen "My gun goes click when I see a hick" Paddock
Stephen "Unleashing doom from my comped room" Paddock
Stephen "Fire my shots at those who play slots" Paddock
Stephen "Shoot my glock at those who play rock" Paddock
Stephen "Set my sight on those who party at night" Paddock
Stephen "Sending the audience to heaven using my .357" Paddock
Stephen "Mesquite Maniac Mass Murdering Many Musicians" Paddock
Stephen "After I'm through with the millenials they will be pushing up perennials" Paddock

Stephen"Combination Lock " Paddock
Stephen"Cum Sock"Paddock
Stephen"Vegas Shellshock" Paddock

Steve "I get a bill I will kill" Paddock

This user knows how its done

god love you Sup Forums

Stephen "the Havoc from the Attic" Paddock

>Stephen "After I'm through with the millenials they will be pushing up perennials" Paddock

This is too good

well done

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rare

Pretty funny dudes. Want more Eric green text

Stephen "comp my mercury and eat my lead" Paddock

>Eric Paddock is taking his daily meal from Sushi Fusion prepared by an 839 year old Japanese chef that was a Kamikazi pilot in WW2, but, was resurrected by the Paddock lineage to prepare the most expensive and authentic sushi from the ESA list
>Eric orders it to go every week and switches it to a Taco Bell bag in his car
>Eric arrives to Taco Bell and walks up to the cashier as if to make a complaint about his order
>Uhm yeah, PABLO, this shit is fucked up
>He pulls out the sushi
>The cashier immediately knows what is going on because she heard a story from a 14 year old Taco Bell slave laborer at the childrens hospital as she volunteers at for her internship credit for her prospective medical study program as the slave laborer had been admitted as to what was now regionally known as "COMP syndrome"
>She starts to shake, uncontrollably out of pure dread
>YOU SEE, THIS IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI THAT WAS COMPED TO STEVIE FRESH
>It's the rarest sushi in the world, it's the bottom belly fat of the "Comp Fish" harvested with an atomic knife from the zygote of two previously endangered species that were driven to extinction in order to make it wildly expensive by a fiscal arms race created by 18 competing hotels in order to lure Steve Paddock to a high stakes Texas Holdem table in the ultimate "comp off" that will go down in history as the most lavish high roller luring expenditure in United State Casino history
>The girl is now sweating profusely and she cant stop shaking
>YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PEDRO
>THIS ISN'T SOME WELFARE SUSHI THAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE SPLURGE ON FOR YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY ONCE EVERY OTHER YEAR THAT IS FISHED OUT OF SOME GOOKS ASSHOLE IN THE UNREFRIGERATED LOADING DOCK OF PUBLIX
>The multiply misgenderd server is now shaking on the floor, with her eyes rolled into the back of her head, and foaming at the mouth in full "comp shock"

Topkek

Stephen "I'll take the Haddock" Paddock
Stephen "Comp me the Sushi or I'll get pushy" Paddock

Stephen "black ops near Cheops" paddock

The only good names in the thread. Everyone else is a cringey bitch.

Hey Faggots, My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are paying, retarded, non-COMPED assholes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass cash registers. You are everything bad on the strip. Honestly, have any of you ever been COMPED? I mean, I guess it's fun making minimum wage at Taco Bell and shopping at Publix, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than paying for a room at The Mandalay Bay. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best country music song. I'm pretty much automatic. I was the big stack at the Texas Hold'Em table and the 2017 Mandalay Bay Slot Champion. What games do you play, other than "put frozen items back in the candy shelf beside the cash register at Publix because you couldn't afford them"? I also get high scores and have a rocking little bro (He just slapped a bell boy for handing him a bill; Shit was SO comped). You are all faggots who should just wait for me to kill you. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my Cambodian child prostitute pimp"

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Stephen "I'm fucking a hooker and going out like Rambo" Paddock

There were drugs involved, they didn't make him do it, they just helped steady his hands, focus his mind, and exhale death

Stephen TotallyNotaPatsy Paddock
go to fucking bed

>Stephen "Bump Stock Boogie" Paddock

Stephen "shooting the tank, gonna be dank" paddock

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good man

"Highscore on the 32nd floor"

Stephen "The Mandalay Havoc" Paddock

"Straight outta comped ton"

Stephen "Horse" Paddock

Steve "pimpin Phillipino crack hos, and shooting out of windows" Paddock

steve "bumpstock" paddock

Underrated

Sup Forums was never good

Stephen "my wife is Asian and my guns are blazin'" Paddock

my dog looks exactly like that... what kind of dog is that....

Top fucking KEK i like this one

>Steven "im a nigger dick addict" paddock

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Stephen "Blasting hicks with modded sticks" Paddock