Red pill me on magic mushrooms, Sup Forums...

Red pill me on magic mushrooms, Sup Forums. Can they help in attaining enlightenment and understanding of the true nature of reality?

Also, general shrooms experiences thread.

It makes you a fungi (fun guy)

Clean your fluoride infested pineal gland then we can talk, then you can begin your journey to warping reality.

Religious experiences are very, very real on them.

You will see some hallucinations and then your stomach will feel terrible and you might get very sweaty.

Thats pretty much it. Its not a redpill, no drug is. They tend to bluepill people if anything.

an 8th will give you a fun introspective 5 or 6 hours. 2 8ths and you'll be exploring some revelatory mental territory. anything more than 2 8ths and you better be prepared for a breakdown of your ego and your ego is gonna fight like hell to remain in charge.

i love shrooms but 2 tokes of 5meodmt and the 10 minutes that followed were more enlightening than my hundreds of hours of shroom trips.

drugs are for degenerates you faggot

True story, first time I took them, freshmen in college at a friend's frat house and it started to set in, went to the house's backyard that had a half basketball court. Never played B-ball seriously, but first 5 shots from beyond the 3 point line were nothing but net. No shitting you. Another true story: MLB pitcher Doc Ellis threw a no-hitter heavily under the influence of LSD in the 70's.

As for all of the brilliant insights you have while on it (or LSD) they don't seem to survive the scrutiny of sobriety after it wears off (if you wrote them down or recorded them,) and the epiphanies that you have in your head during the experience seem to fade within a day or so just like visions in vivid dreams do an hour or so after waking.

they are fun

get some good tunes find a good place to walk around outside without cops and cat ladys to stop you

maybe listen to speeches, talks, or debates

no! you retard! knowledge and studying will enlighten you and mushrooms or other drugs will confirm your findings. Taking drugs without knowledge is like putting on ice skates and thinking you're an Olympic Ice Skater, which you are NOT! Moron. :D good luck, idiot

I did 5 grams. I recommend everyone take 5 grams, take it seriously, and be prepared to conqeur your fears batman style.

I took 4 and it helped me to stop watching porn

Dude weed lmao

5 grams was pure terror followed by some of my most religious experiences

It just fucks you up and makes you retarded for a few hours, the only thing that makes me think the hippy enlightenment bullshit they spew is seeing what looks like fractals when on it which is what I believe somewhat like the computer code that makes our universe run.

head over to /psy/

Get a large glass jar......(prt1)grind 7 grams of those fun guys up into a fine powder, boil tea pot of water on stove, get dark chocolate bar (no milk), handful of blue berries and squeeze out the juice into the jar. (prt2)Now fill jar with the pot of water you have, put the powder of fun guy in, put the dark chocolate bar (no milk), and blue berries juice. Now place in the moon light over night. As the sun rises chant "aum shiva" and pour a glass 8oz for you and a friend. Now hold on and wake up the wizard you are.

I have been doing this for over 25 years and its the path awaken-er.

nah man. time to go on a trip. i need a shift in perspective.

>speech drivel
No

Go stare at a plant. Nature's consciousness calibrates well above the Human sphere.

HOW

Yes. Cultivated/consumed my first mushrooms when I was 13, best decision of my life. 29 now. Ama.