The absolute state of millenial white males

>The absolute state of millenial white males

How do we fix this?

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IM A PICKE RICK LOOK AT ME A FUCKING PICKEl

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>Implying all millennial white males watch Dan Harmon's crap

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Show is mediocre. Fanbase is cancer

to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand it

The show was created by two faggot Jews, it's not even mediocre it's pure garbage.

Nothing intended for mass consumption is targeted at anyone with an IQ over 80. It'd be suicidal.

It's basically Futurama without a script, with burps and sarcasm/quips instead of jokes, and more appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Someone explain. This sauce only existed in this show and was now made real like Duff bear?

>be me
>born in 98
>right at the cuttoff line between mil/gen z

And I'm nothing like the mainstream white millennial male. It's like they were born with a fucking curse to act like retarded manchildren for eternity.

If it can be sold, some goy will buy. First line out of the Torah. Real talk.

>It's basically Futurama without a script

Exactly

You were 3 when I was fucking Melissa.

Because who needs good writing when you can have obscure condiment references?

The fuck is this? Some sauce from a shitty show made real?

Cancerous ripoff of Back to the Future.

When their parents were their age, they had jobs, homes, and children to care for. Not some Jewish sauce.

>colonist scum
>white

lmao

sauce from a shitty disney movie that was made as a promotional gimmick back in the 90s

then this new show hires out a gimmick to the highest bidder (clearly mcdonalds won) and custom-tailored an entire episode around an advertisement, now morons are packing into the vile restaurant to cram sugar sauce nuggets into their pickle holes

anyone who thinks mcdonalds didnt pay top fucking dollar to the rick and morty franchise needs to have their head examined

kill us, we all want to die anyway

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which is not to say season 1 and 2 were pretty cool, but then they hired a bunch of SJW quota writers and clearly have sold out as much as someone is capable of selling out...

people getting pickle rick tattoos?
sweet jesus, why?

>uuuurrpppfff
>DUDE morty UURRPPFF
>check out this sauce to put on mcnuggets
>uuuurrppff this is just like UURRPPF
>sauce from any store
>but uRRPPPFF
>its special

g-guys this is some sophisticated comedy lolz lets URRRPpff get this sauce lmao

I can't wait for the body swap episode, where Rick and Summer switch bodies and he BRAAAAAPs

>"H-hey Morty! Look Morty! I'm a fuckin' idiot Morty! I *euuuchh* just got a Pickle Rick Tattoo! I'm as stupid as our fanbase!

I actually like the show, but I would never admit it publicly bc I realize it's cancer.. I just dig sci-fi...

Sup Forums doxxed the female writers and sent them death threats. google.ca/amp/ew.com/tv/2017/09/21/rick-morty-dan-harmon-female-writers/amp/

Return to reddit friendo

>"Please help someone just broke into my house!"
>Sorry ma'am, all our officers are currently controlling the PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIICK situation at Mickey D's

>I was born in 1999 and yes I'm 18
>Fuck millennials I'm borderline gen Z and full 1488
>It's not a meme

In all fairness the raffle idea was the shittiest move possible.

How? It seems like a good way to cuck redditors who have been waiting for 12 hours in line.

I never used reddit or digg, and i've been here since 2006.

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>paying $1000 for a small container of liquid sugar and soy.

These kind of shows are the worst, targeted to the average urban person and make them feel smarter than the "average people"
>You have to be high iq to understand the jookes
Lol no, you just have to be slightly nerd or geeky, like most of us are anyway

Top kek

Well if you want to be an asshole then sure it's fantastic

The thing that makes me happy about this is I have no fucking idea what you are talking about here.

No clue who rick and morty are.

But I understand how unbearable it is to be around millenials.

haha yeah man right on IM PICKLE RICK hahaha

So this is the white man's fried chicken.

WTF is Rick and Morty?

Macdonalds is mastering viral marketing

But aren't they doing exactly the opposite of what the main character does? The main character would know it's all to promote mcdonalds' sauce. They just became what the main character hates, sheeple that can't think from themselves and blindly follow anything.
HOW CAN THEY NOT SEE IT

Cover the world in two layers of glass

I would have done it after April 1st

But not after this shitty ass season

Where were these riots when McD took away muh habanero ranch sauce? Fags.

If you guys think shit is bad now just wait 20 years until all these guys who never truly grew up are the ones running society. Actually they probably won't be, it will likely be women since they get gibs for college while men are shunned.

>making rick and morty fans waste their time

Based

Go to ebay they are selling a gallon for 16k with bids and it's 300 a packet

are you saying that people who didn't invest as much of their own time waiting for the sauce (holy fuck this is retarded, this country is fucked) shouldn't have the same chance as people who invested 24 hrs?

i love when leftist faggots experience socialism and/or redistribution and get assblasted by it without even realizing its what they vote for

Yeah ironic how Rick always talks about not being sheep yet they are waiting 24 hrs in line for sauce.

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God, I actually feel sorry for the nigs who work there. Can you imagine being an average black person and seeing all these retarded white libcucks starting a riot over sauce they heard about on a cartoon?

It's a cross between nihilism and /r/iamverysmart. It's funny, and it's a good show, but it's not worth putting on a pedestal.

That is the best fucking part of this show and why i love it. The goddamned irony.

With a dash of lolsorandom XDD and edginess.

Holy shit a show is that good? huh..

It gets the pedestal, a gold medal, and a loving sloppy blowjob for the reaction it invokes in the cancerous fanbase. You do have to be smart to get the joke. Its not the show. Its the fans

You wouldn't understand, waiting for over 2 hours in line for a sauce that doesn't exist is something that only people with a VERY high IQ would do. You probably need to be a member of MENSA to be able to appreciate the fine subtle humor involved in this.

>cops called because of some sauce

Why do lefties think their opinions are the actual facts of the situation?

That is robbery of a conveyance. It could have been a cup of water and theyd still be breaking the law

>rick and morty can get away with product placement because it's my le favorite tv show and they're so smart and ironic

dumbass fucking kids just fell for a mcdonalds marketing campaign

1. What is rick and morty?
2. what it has to do with sauce?

Autistic

ingredients

It was a real limited time sauce during promotion for Mulan..the badass 2d disney movie

>manager on bullhorn in tears
kek

virgin walk meme breaching reality

Mulan was based though

To be fair you need a high IQ to understand worshipping a shitskin kike on a stick

those are the kinds of guys who pre order $60 AAA games + season pass with additional micro transactions

The bugman plague grows

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Taco bell is better than McDonalds

THIS. This is precisely what they are.

>now that this man is successful I would like everyone to know that I think he is a creep here are some of our private conversations
women are so pathetic

These people are all such losers... I hate my life. I have to deal with these sodomized on a daily basis. I can't take it anymore. Everything now is a 'meme'. I just can't...

Weird that they don't list the Semen and Jewish Mind Control Tonic

communist redditfags are livid. mcdonalds doesn't understand sauce is a basic human right

why are you there? kill yourself

>reddit and morty fans causing violence
I'd expect no less

it says it contains soy right there

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nothing's wrong with that goddamned sauce. chill

my friend in the UK said he just started watching this and he binge watched the whole first season I asked him if he liked it and he said he didn't know

does the show have some weird combination of music and color palette that hypnotizes people? I couldn't stand watching it when I first saw it I guess a couple years ago now.

That cost literal cents to make.

It's the same shit as Chick Fil A Polynesian sauce.

EVERYBODY DOESN'T COMP AT TACO BELL!!!!

I didn't go to mcdonalds today I got that picture from Sup Forums

why would you stand in line if you preordered it?

carry on then, friend

Let's kill the fan base! Make Rick and Morty Boomer memes. Something like those annoying minions pics boomers like to post.

start a company, become a millionaire

They'll actuaily enjoy them.

Rick and morty fans being made into corporate whores for mcdonalds. No sympathy, only laughter.

>post above
jesus fuck, EVAposting just follows me everywhere

Plan B then. Make them hate symbols

That's exactly what they used to do back when you had to stand in line for concert tickets.

They gave out tickets to the first 200 or so people then they had to line up numerically based on what number got picked.

Got 6th row tickets to see Pink Floyd that way when I pulled #3 in line one time.

The fuck you on about? You're a Millennial and no one in Gen Z is legal yet. You don't know a goddamn thing about white Millennial males.

Kill yourself you twink faggot.