Can someone explain the comped sushi taco bell meme?

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>we used to walk into taco bell and sit down
>one of the staff said out loud "not these guys again i want to die"
>Steve put his feet up on the table and pulled out a big bag of sushi
>and we just started eating THOUSANDS of dollars worth of sushi right in front of them
>"you have to leave sirs if you are not going to order"
>steve and i just started throwing pieces of sushi at them
>YOU FUCKING WORK AT TACOBELL THIS IS COMPED SUSHI EAT UP i yelled
>we could not stop laughing
>then steve said he'd wear their heads as hats and i had to calm him down.

It's a forced memes to sway the autist masses away from the Vegas shit. Pay it no mind.

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Enjoy

i think it's short hand for complimentary and it's done in these gambling institutions because they're spending so muchanyway

fuck off taco nigger

>We went to Taco Bell because they have comfy booths.
>asked the cashier for some comped wasabi, soy sauce, and chop sticks to go with our comped sushi.
>That's just how Steve was, he wanted comped things.
>The fucking mongoloid behind the counter told us they didn't have any of those things
>Steve flipped out and threw a chair across the room
>He was fucking pissed that we had the sushi, but none of the accouterments.
>I was pretty embarrassed on behalf of the Taco Bell slaves, I mean, they didn't even have any video poker machines in there.
>We ate dry bland sushi with our fingers, then headed up to our comped suite at the MGM
>Steve told me he had to look at a few things once we got there, so I had some comped pringles and a comped Heineken.
>He got back and we went to go fuck Filipino hookers.

>The meme about the Vegas shooting is a psyop to distract people from the Vegas shooting

and here I thought a meme was a way to keep an obscure person or event in people's minds.

>if you ever wanted to party with Steve, you went to taco bell
>order the compos locos
>poorfag taco bell employee wheels out a giant megasushi on a dollie
>worth thousands of dollars and all comped
>three strippers burst outta the sushi and comp us three handjobs each
>family in the next booth over absolutely believes it because that's just how Steve was
>he made our mom very wealthy doing this for years
>until the big bug from Men in Black put on a Steve suit one day and couldnt get comped
>and now here we are

If you need a meme explained to you, you're not smart enough to enjoy it and you kill the meme in the process

>I KNEW Steve
>Every morning he would run in to Taco Bell, and pick up a sushi AM crunchwrap
>Steve didn't carry cash, because wealthy people don't, and Steve had a lot of money
>He made us all rich, Steve made our family rich, he made our mother comfortable, she was a single mother by the way
>Anyway, because Steve didn't carry cash he'd tap each one of the foreigners working at Taco Bell with his MGM comp card
>Steve got a lot of comps, that's just the kind of guy he is
>I just don't understand it!!!
>Steve got a lot of free stuff from casinos, I mean, who doesn't? Steve did though.
>Steve used to travel all over the world, he went to the Philippines to visit his friend Moro all the time, that's just how Steve is! I mean was
>Sorry I've been crying for a half an hour, I'm just not the kind of guy who cries. I'm going to cry some more.

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this dude is tripping out of his mind

this is not how someone should be talking after your brother just shot 600 people

its obvious they are under some level of demonic oppression, probably exarcebated by the "shadow state"

I'm thinking some kind of brain parasite he got from day old free Sushi?

Yakuza mind control, they do it with the sushi

COMPED

yup

>me, Steve, and the big bug from Men in Black stop into taco bell because it smelled like comps and sugar
>Steve pulls out his cellphone and pushes a button
>THOUSANDS OF SUSHIS fall from the ceiling, worth at least a dollar each
>Steve did have a lot of guns but so what
>a bunch of little bugs fall out of the big bug
>the little bugs assembled themselves into additional bugsushis because that's the Steve i knew and that was comped too
>he took care of the people he loved
>including Maryanne, or Marilou or whatever
>made me cry but im not really a cryer
>it's like when you go to publix
>except with Steve this was LIKE A JOB to him
>now my mother is fucking the bug

>Fucking Steve.
>He's the kind of guy you go to Vegas with.

what the actual fuck

>yeah, before Steve went on that rampage (which is very unlike him, he's a man of high taste and absolute comps), he said he met a strange man in Henderson
>some homeless guy was yelling "CIA niggers" and "Diana always love big nigger dick orgasms" or some nonsense
>Steve is a considerate man, and he threw a couple of $20 bills to this weirdo's face, is not a lot of money; you have to understand, $100k is NOTHING!
>well, this Terry guy (I think) threw back some packets if soy sauce and wasabi, Steve had $1k worth of comp sushi inside his portable fridge in his van (he actually needed this condiments for is sushi, as THEY DIDN'T COME WITH THE FRIGGIN COMP!)
>as Steven was leaving to go back to his comp room in Vegas, this schizo guys told Steve "the glory of the White Man will come, God will make me his righteous high priest (not pope, that's catholicnigger shit) and will finally get rid of all big dick gorillas)"
>any who, this stuck with Steve and he called me later saying "if they don't comp me condiments with my sushi once again, there will be hell to pay!"
>Steve man, he's a smart guy, so if those form Taco Bell workers that are working in the hotel's food service messes up again, they should get all the blame
>so, as the shooting happened, I thought to myself "damn Taco Bell peasants"
>room service really messed up this time
>look, I'm not say what Steve did was good, but you have to see it in his perspective

Go get some comps faggot

stop posting the same story. Make up something new user.

Meh, getting bored of this meme.
I'm like a meme addict that goes from one to the other so quickly, it's like the constant exposure is desensitising me. Wake me up inside!!

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Was wondering the same thing, op.

Bumping

go watch bodaka black on youtube, you will remember how futile the search is these days and suck up this last little moment of a news faux poh

Who dis? Nothing came up on my search

Senpai Fiction

oh shit, it's actually bodak yellow, and i'm not ashamed that i forgot that name

>thinks he can get a rundown of the meme comped
>hasn't even applied for his gold card, let alone put it in the machine to get points and stuff (stuff=comps)

Compromised

Did anyone notice the cocaine booger that fell out of Eric's nose during that interview?

is there a difference between a normal booger and a cocaine booger?

some stupid 'le comped' shit dumbfucks are trying to force. its not funny, guys, really.

>is there a difference between a normal booger and a cocaine booger?
Yep. And it was a coke booger.

nah man, he just really enjoys his COMPED COCAINE

T. Bell faggot

I suppose I learned something new today

I think it's a step up from just making dark jokes about the pic of the dead shooter, that's the usual method

this is actually kind of frivolous in comparison, i'll take it

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Haven't seen that one before. OC?

Nah, stolen from some leaf

>so i walked in on steve and he was just stabbing away at this dead womans body on a table
>blood was flying everywhere
>satanic symbolism all over the room
>then i saw a table covered in Sushi
>I said is that comped Sushi?
>"yeah help yourself bro"
>so i just dug into that amazing sushi
>i asked steve what he was doing
>"nothing"
>that was the Steve I PERSONALLY knew. He was always comping me free sushi.

nice job desu senpai

Not because they are spending so much, but because they are winning too much. It's a way to keep them from the tables.

100% coke booger...perhaps some other snortable, but certainly not something that just comes draining out your nose you want to suck back in.

So explain the coke booger to me, I've never done coke and I'm curious.

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It's like a BLR video

>So explain the coke booger to me, I've never done coke and I'm curious
Im not a user, but party around some hard guys. After a long night of snorting coke and pills, they always have a nasal drip that includes white chunks of shit. It looks aweful, and sounds worse. I hate coke. Tried it twice, and hated every part of it. I used to drink like no other, and I don't even do that now. I am sure even though I am straight laced that the party scene is still the same.

Thanks for explaining user, I appreciate it. I drink like a fish but I've never done drugs.

>Let me tell you about steve
>Steve was the kind of guy that would ask for calculations
>You would go and get him some calculations
>Whether its over comped sushi or taco bell
>In the MGM or over at Publix.
>With a revolver or a AR-15
>Bumpfire stock or no.
>Comped tumor from god or not.

>Steve would tell me to comp the bellboy
>so there I was stuffing his pockets full of sushi
>he got all weird and said what are you doing man
>i said im trying to comp you
>before i finished steve shot him and said he'd be fine
>that was the Steve i knew

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I didn't save, damnit. He was in court, I don't even remember the circumstances but it was a conflict with another guy/ex-friend.

His friend there accused him for both doing and selling(I think) meth and weed. We don't got this meth here, but he doesn't like speeded to me, but again it's not all you can tell it outright on. He's on something there, hard situation ofc and it can make people act strange, but still.

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I wish my creative juices were still flowing anons. Nicely done. I''ve been wrestling with an unruly Raspberry Pi for the last hour, so my mind is elsewhere.

his brother was a fucking wiz kid when it came to money and he couldn't understand why having money wouldn't be enough for anybody

...turns out money isn't the 'ultimate motivation' which is a reality that threatens the pillars of modern society and ESPECIALLY threatens the basis of Sup Forums's mentality (which is why you see so many desperate conspiracy theories popping up on this board

STEVES UP HERE.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SUSHI.
THIS IS NOT THAT WELFARE SUSHI YOUR WIFE GETS AT PUBLIX ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY.

THIS IS THOUSAND DOLLAR SUSHI.
COMPED.

STEVE WOULD NEVER ALLOW HIS FAMILY'S LIPS ANYWHERE NEAR THAT WELFARE MEAT THEY SERVE AT TACO BELL.

ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.
IS NOTHING.
COMPED.
IF STEVE GIVES YOU A HUNDRED DOLLARS
COMPED.
YOU SMILE & CARRY HIS BAG.

YOU'RE DOWN HERE.

that's the kind of guy Steve was.

Alcohol is a drug and one of the few drugs that can kill you from the withdrawls.

Cool, I guess I've done drugs then. I'm hitting the fridge for another drug right now.
>I'm on vacation!!!

what the fuck does comped even mean

>people watch movies where they butcher little kids

Huh.

you think the basis of pols mentality is money? what?
where the fuck did you get that idea?

I FLY TO OTHER COUNTRIES

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just leave /trannypol/ and muh wasn't real communism

You waste enough money at gambling and they give you frequent gambler points. You can turn it in for free shit from the hotel, like food, rooms, and that's really it. I have a card I've run about $500 through and I get free Starbucks at the hotel in Vegas I normally stay at. It's to get you to gamble more.

This a terrible forced-meme

>i was too busy getting coked up for sushi
>maybe if i would have called Steve instead
>then he couldve comped us thousands of dollars worth of both
>and he wouldnt have gone to the depths of hell
>you know $100k isnt that much money and neither is hell
>taco bell thinks it is, though
>Steve could just walk into that place and destroy it mathematically
>anything Steve wanted to do, Steve did it
>he destroyed every taco bell in arizona
>but i dont see how he couldve done this
>whatever was on his mind
>it wasnt sushi
>and now i have to live the rest of my life with the fact
>that it never will be sushi again
>all he wanted was a sandwich from publix
>some things in this world just cant be comped

In the interview he said that Steve was given $1,000 dollar sushi and it was comp.

it's leftypol...
you can talk about cabbage and they show up with their shit
>but muh automation and nobody has to work, so you can be a lazy ass spoiled kid like me
or other unrelated shit linked to their fantasies and """communism"""

Go wrap some quesadillas, plebeian.

I think hes talking about something deeper than that.

Money is not the end all, be all.
Steve grew up poor, probably thought it was.
Did the calculations and ran a good game
Got rich, felt empty, decided fuck it because no amount of comped sushi and filipino hookers could fill it. No houses in Florida, LV or anywhere mattered. He fucking hated life, because he spent so much time chasing a meme.

Congratulations, you are now in an official American COMP'D thread. in order to get a years worth of comp'd sushi, hotel rooms, high class escorts and secret government black projects that target terrorists and cartels but end up backfiring and getting 600 people shot. you must comment "Can i get a COMP nsa/cia/Trump?" Good fortunes and COMPS will be your reward.

It has to be embedded in an image user, it doesn't work like that.

Everybody get up it's time to bet now
We got a real comp goin' down
Welcome to the Sushi Comps
Here's your chance do your eat at the Sushi Comps
Alright
Come on and bet and welcome to the comps
Come on and bet if you want to comp
Casino people in the house lets go
It's your boy "Automatic" a'ight so
Break that window and watch me shoot
Behind my back, you know what's next
To the comp, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bullet
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, sushi KABOOM
Just drop that burrito, drop that burrito
Make sure you don't pay nobody
Get wild and lose your job
Take this thing into over-time
Hey ALDEAN, TURN IT UP
MGM, goin' short it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight
Everybody get up it's time to bet now
We got a real comp goin' down
Welcome to the Sushi Comps
Here's your chance do your eat at the Sushi Comps
Alright
Wave your hands in the air if you feel suicidal
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Sushi Comps
Here's your chance, do your eat at the Sushi Comps
Alright

You don't even know what a forced meme is

What does comped mean?

Honestly I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you.

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Compatible.
Steve was sushi compatible, and not that welfare sushi from Publix.

Bravo!

Pure gold.

>Pay the doorman at Taco Bell $100. Free sour cream every time we go in.
>Fly to Alaska the next day and get comped inuit salmon strait out of the ice.
>We got so many flyer miles Steve traded them for a Hyundai. Its just the kind of thing he does!

holy fucking KEK

i was ignoring this meme but now I get it, this whole situation feels like a big joke, the simulation managers must be pranking us

this is so bizarre I can't even process it

Short for Complimentary AKA 'on the house'

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ITS MEANS FREE SUSHI YOU FUCKING PLEB!!!

you would go get him a sandwich from publix..

hes one of those guys who would tell all the people around him to go get him a sandwich. he would say " go get me a sandwich" and you would.

thats just who he was.

if we didnt he threatened to butcher us like little kids

oooOOO he didnt wave to his neighbor for the first 3 times

WOW HES BAD

all the guy wanted was a sandwich


hes one of those guys who would force us all to get him sandwiches at gunpoint

just kidding

he would say "please get me a chicken tender sub from publix" and we would.

hes one of those guys who would be like go get me a sandwich and you would get him a sandwich

you would jump in your car and you would head down to publix and you would call him on the phone and say do you want tomatoes on it

and then you would proceed to get him his sandwich the way he wanted it

thats the type of guy were dealing with here

Fresh as the sushi though

Fiction:

Carlton Banks: Hey G, Would you make me a sandwich?

Geoffrey "G" Butler: Noooooooooooooooooo!

Reality:

Stephen Paddock: Here's $1000 worth of of comped sushi. NOW GET ME A SANDWICH!!!

Eric Paddock: You got it bro! You don't have to tell me twice. What do I look like, a taco bell employee who drove to publix in a toyota???

It's a meme that'll die faster than it started. Carry on as usual.

YOU WANNA KNOW STEVE? OKAY ... *flailing hand motion* THIS IS ERIC'S INSIGHT FOR THE DAY

THERE'S THAT SCENE IN ... YOU'VE SEEN MEN IN BLACK? *cracks inappropriate smile* WATCH THAT SCENE WHERE THE BUG WEARS A HUMAN SKIN SUIT. STEVE COULD JUST DO THINGS LIKE THAT

hes the type of guy who was comped so much sushi that he stored the rice in his hotel room in a mountain until it began to suffocate him from within

it got so big the luxor later became the holding facility for that mountain of rice