Be me

>Be me
>Company sends me traveling through Europe for work
>One day in conversation casually mention how I own 2 cars
>Coworker is shocked and surprised and says something like "Wow Richie rich here"

Now every time I see him he gives me a big smile and two thumbs up. Weird as fuck. Why is Europe so poor? Look at these people riding in the snow in their bikes. Wouldn't a car or a motorcycle be so much easier?

>suburban retard discovers cities

>be me
>American retard comes to visit company HQ
>American looks like mutt and smells like he has hamburger in his pocket
>I am surprised and shocked how fat the American is

Thats because costs of owning a car are high in central Europe. Gas prices, drivers license, tax, insurance are far higher than in US.

>be American
>Pay more in taxes for healthcare than a European
>Still need to pay insurance
>Get sick
>Insurance doesn't cover

Okay but look at Asian countries. They put motors on their bikes... 10,000 times more efficient than riding a bicycle.. Especially in snow.

So in other words they're poor.

0/10 Brit we ain't even mad

>be german
>get raped by migrants
>be british
>get acid thrown on your face
>be french
>get run over

fucking britbongs

>be amerilard
>try to be relevant by hiding your flag
>must be my watered down nigger genes

News flash, he was being sarcastic

Hence the two thumbs up. He's taking the piss every time he sees you

>be European
>live in a police state

He's 100% serious. Treats me differently now too like i'm rich or something.

>posts a picture of a city covered in snow
>thinks that a motorcycle might be appropriate

OP, you are one dumb mother fucker.

Go to New York. See how many people there own two cars, if even one.

>One day in conversation casually mention how I own 2 cars

When would that ever casually come up?

You can go slow on a motorcycle instead of you know.. freeze in the snow.

He may assume that you, too, live in a large city where the cost of owning, storing, and operating one car is quite a financial drain. It's not like living out in the suburbs where you can park in your own garage or driveway.

But, in all likelihood, is what's happening.

Stop regaling people at the office with idiotic tales of your Geo Metro and get back to work.

be you, in europe, and you are still posting on pol instead of banging EU trash

dumb fuck

Why do you think people would need to buy two cars? European cities are older and not as spread out as American ones, so space is more limited and it is 8ncredibly impractical to have several cars for a single family.

You seriously sound like you have the logic of a teenager. Are you really that incapable of inserting yourself in the a different environment and analysing just why exactly things are the way they are?

When you go to a different country, do you instantly take your muscle car to the nearest McDonald's?

>Why is Europe so poor?

It's not that Europe itself is poor, it's that Europeans are taxed so much that they can't afford luxuries. That is Socialism for you.

Mopeds bro, it's all about the Mopeds in EU

On a side note, it really is a good thing that Europeans and companies within Europe are taxed so much. If they weren't and had a deregulated economy, they'd probably surpass us more than they already have.

I've got 4 cars 2 motorcycles and one bicycle which is used only for drunken escapades

They are paying for immigrants, cant afford something for themselves.

They would prefer to pay for people to spit on them, and rape their daughters

not very logical people

americans are selfish and greedy
they take everything and leave everyone else with nothing

I have 1 car for everyday use, and a truck for fun when I feel like going off roading or need to haul something.

>You seriously sound like you have the logic of a teenager.
Would it be so hard to put a motor on a bicycle? Millions of nips do it. Even if snow was some magical force that prevented motorcycles from working you would still have 1/2 to 3/4ths of the year to ride it. Or idk do something simple and obvious and put 3 wheels on it instead of 2.

For a good part of Europe the motorcycle season is super short. Right here, for example, it's only practical to use a motorcycle for about 3 months a year.

Rest of the time it's cold winds, rain and low temperatures in the mornings.
By August 15th I was waking up at 6 to go to work and it was 5 degrees Celsius outside. You couldn't pay me to ride a motorcycle at that temp.

There really isn't much of a point of owning a motorcycle here, unless you really enjoy riding it as a hobby during the short months you're able to.

Literally nobody uses a moped in snow, because that is asking to become a donor.

>You couldn't pay me to ride a motorcycle at that temp.

But you would ride a bike in one.


You don't even have to get a motorcycle. You can stop being poor and get one of those car things. You know 4 wheels.. covered from the elements... inside heating..

>Talking to co-workers about subjects unrelated to work.
Why not just mention your salary, also?
As a rule of thumb, it's best not to mention your possessions to others.

He's making fun of you, autismo. Get a clue

6 is what 40 F?

40 F is still shorts and sweatshirt weather.
Some gloves, and leathers makes for perfect motorcycle weather.

I have a car, user. You have been to a single place in Europe ( not even mentioning where) and now you're judging the whole continent based in that? Kek.

I might as well visit Detroit and judge all of USA from that. Literally everyone in my family has a car. But we don't live in a large city. I ask you to look at the context. If you're gonna judge Europe by the population in large cities, look no further than New York.

Barely anyone drives there. Hue hue, I guess America is pretty poor innit xddd

More specifically, he's projecting his insecurities about wealth and not being American onto him.

>Barely anyone drives there.
yet we still own cars for trips outside of the city. I think your continent is just poor. now that I think about, I bet that's why you have fake pride in your ugly pre-industrial buildings. instead of just admitting you can't afford to modernize and build new buildings you cover with "muh heritage"

My work has sent me to 5 different countries. On my own I have gone to an additional 3.

All Europeans should have a car and not be so poor they have to ride bikes in the snow.

>Europoors envious of superior American girth and scent
>can't even comprehend the concept of auxiliary pocket burgers
I guess as a commie cuck, the concept of actually having shit is rather novel and frightening to you.

>brit
>European
You must be Jewish.

>put motor on any vehicle
>enjoy superior air quality