What does Sup Forums think about just before falling asleep?

What does Sup Forums think about just before falling asleep?

>tfw no gf

How much the goyim know.

But seriously I usually put on music and drift to sleep.

threemilk - my jewess waifu

>I hope I don't have to pee again
>I hope I get a boner to scare the ghosts away
>I hope I get a boner to not need to pee
>I love gus

CAUSE IM A CREEP

IM A WEIRDO

I try to debug the code ive been working on all day

i drink myself to sleep so nothing

The anime episode I watched just before going to bed.

And a prayer to God.

What im reading on pol before I go to bed

>I did nothing I was supposed to do today
>I'm going to fail out of my profession
>I would welcome the soft embrace of Death
>better turn on the jewPad and check Sup Forums

Tried and true strategy.

Foreskin

>I hope I get a boner to scare the ghosts away

All I do is think of girls in my life. Yea I haven't been sleeping lately ='(

Why me

Why I can never seem to just leave this board behind me, take it all less seriously, and leave it behind forever so I can get on with my life and do better things.

OH wait now I wanna change my answer to that

I clear my mind and focus on my breathing. Sometimes I'll spend a minute going over what I plan on doing the following day, but nothing more than that. Used to have really bad insomnia in part due to stressful thinking while laying in bed.

Because we’re a group of men all trying to act more righteous than the other one but we cant base it on looks

Benis :DDD

This. I hate this place so fucking much, but I can't leave.

I escape into imagination land, and then have lucid dreams.
Shit is so cash.

>obviously circumjewed head
>little spermy ball hairs
2.5/10

This^^

*polite golf claps**

>Where did it all go so wrong?

Glad i mightve helped. Ok. Going to take my benzos now

That I'm disappointed I smoked cigarettes again today, but tomorrow is a new day with new chances.

I've said that to myself the last 4 years

Its complicated

this desu
how do i get gf? 20 yo no gf ever Virgin
I can tell my mom is disappointed with me

Benzobro!

I finished the original deus ex today, so I'll have a lot to think about before falling asleep, and in the next days as well.

I hope I die in my sleep? Am I the only one here who thinks of that?

still better than no benis :DDD at all
this one is hairless

>Tfw no rich psychopathic brother to eat comped sushi with

Ahaha. I’d better get all my shitposting out before my legs give way. Fun fact lol benzos are pretty much lighter fluid. I dont know why i cant sleep and I don’t care. Neo citrin helps too.

Sex mostly

>tfw no gf
>am i gonna die alone
>will i ever find a good job
>the jews man

No, you're not the only one. I hope you die in your sleep, too.

How smokeless powder ruined small arms innovation.

kek nice one amerifat

Mostly about my comfy comp breakfast in the morning

Iktf

Literally porn

Thinking about guns usually desu

WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING HERE!

I DON'T BELONG THISSSSSSS!

I've never craved death, mostly because I'm strongly against suicide. I just want a reset.

Don't tend to remember, I'm usually so drunk my memories have stopped being produced by then.

I try not to think about anything at all. It's the only way to not spend the whole night staring at the ceiling worrying about the dystopian future that awaits.

I usually have a good laugh thinking about how dumb niggers are, then I drift off to sleep.

>maybe I will die in my sleep

Couldn't resist when you made it so easy

Should I fap or not?

What the fuck is going on in the world today? Am I the only sane one left? Why is everyone forsaking past ideals that built our civilization for self-destructive and civilization decaying ideals?

How many white women are getting blacked right now? How would I know? Should I even bother dating?

Should I move? Should I go to Europe?(I can get a passport because my father is European)

nice numericals

covfefe

I try to focus on the air pockets in my intestines and move them to my anus so I can fart. I litrerally cannot sleep before this is done. I move the gas partly by trying to relax my intestines as much as possible, and partly by imagining the air pockets gradually move to my anus

I don't know why, but I've never had detailed dreams that are recognizable or make much sense at all for about my entire life. I've definitely never had a lucid dream. I either don't remember my dreams and just wake up at some point from nothing, or I have very mismatched dreams that don't really have a plot or make much sense to me at all. Stranger still whenever I have nightmares I don't react to them with fear. I can tell that it's a nightmare and I'm supposed to react to it but I don't- I just observe. I've always thought that other people tend to have more entertaining dreams compared to mine whenever I hear someone mention one that they've had.

Glumbf

i usually think about how ill stop procrastinating tomorrow. i see myself working hard, eating healthy and not watching porn.

and i do the exact opposite of those things when i wake up

Not enough streets.

a lot of different things.
Anything from shit I gotta do tomorrow, or full out war, i.e. bombs raining down on my city.

images of death

being WWE champion and bringing back the Attitude Era

All of the Swedish women who must be taking black dick at that very moment.

>I have very mismatched dreams that don't really have a plot or make much sense to me at all
that's like all dreams my dude.

...

I bet some people do this and then call people porn-watching degenerates on Sup Forums immediately afterwards just to kill the pain.

killing jews

Your mum

I'm pounding one out so I'm thinking about hot chicks sucking me off. Then I blow such a monster load right into my underwear that I pass out.

underrated

contemplating if i will truly be able to enjoy life if I find success at like age 50

>why is my mother such a control freak
>why won't she fucking leave me alone and let me do things for myself
>my feet hurt
>tfw no gf
>drift into a deep sleep

This cute boy I met at my friends college

I usually put on something to listen to where someone talks, this is good because it keeps me from being alone with my thoughts.
Favorites include Peterson, Tucker, and Sargon
>inb4 Sargcuck of Mossad
I don't agree with him on everything and certainly am not a fangirl but his voice is calm and soothing.

I would listen to more redpilled people but I don't want anyone to hear a podcast about da jooz through the walls (collegefag)

nothing because i use a white noise generator.

The inevitability of death.

which college is ur friend?

I sometimes think about my ex-gf. I had low self esteem at the time I was with her. She was pretty hot but completely self absorbed and shallow. I got screwed over pretty bad by her. She has breast implants. When I think of her I imagine cutting one of the implants out and putting it in the other tit then sewing both back up. This gives her one floppy ass tit and one mega tit that she has to manage life with. Soon I'm in dreamland.

>Tfw no gf because finding someone with actual moral values who hasn't been screwed by more dicks than she can count on one hand is too much to ask for these days

How great the first 5 seconds of tomorrow are gonna be before I remember everything

Does your roomate fucking hate you? How can she sleep with that in the same room? or seperate room apartment upperclassmenfag?

Usually laughing from something I read on here.

Protip: You're gonna want to try not to do that.

Ponies

Wish I had a painless suicide method. With I would never wake up.

That I wish I didn't have to walk all the way down stairs just to take a piss because my brother has to keep his dog in the upstairs bathroom.

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For years, I always pretend I'm god and decide which races or countries to eliminated from the world and how to make it a good place. I have genocided niggers and jews every night for over a decade.

>National socialism, what could be.
>The sad fact that 99% our population are fucking airheads who dont give a shit about anything other than drugs sex and fame.

>The fact that we could take a bunch of WHITE brits and other WHITE Europeans into our country and build an Empire down under.
> The fact that instead we take bunch of NIGGERS AND MUDSLIMES who just drag us down.

I just want to give up but that makes me just as bad as everyone else, so instead Im fucking stuck here, looking into the last dying breathe of Western Civilisation. We arent even going out with a bang, its like a we are just taking a bunch of pills and dozing off.

>my brother has to keep his dog in the upstairs bathroom.

How much my life would be different if my dad didn't die when I was 10. And how much I'm not going to be able to handle when my mom dies because after that I'll be alone in the world, my family is dysfunctional so we're all estranged. I'm 23 and I recently lost my job I'm currently unemployed and I have no idea what I want to do with my life, this keeps me up most nights I don't even fall asleep

>3.8 being portrayed as almost 5 times as small as 7.1
FUCK THIS IMAGE THE SCALE IS COMPLETELY WRONG. and no I'm not mad cus tiny dick, I'm mad cus fucking 4 is shown as ONE THIRD of 8. WHAT THE FUCK

makes me want to kmc, i missed out on PTP
i have diagnosed legit OCD and depression, also sometimes derealization/depersonalization
i feel so hopeless a lot of the time
i just want a qtgf but i have trouble leaving the house sometimes and i don't know how to socialize that well

how do i fix myself?

Thanking God for all I have and the many times he saved my ass.

>be NEET
>have DPSD
>mom got me a cheap uncomfortable mattress to replace my comfy old one with springs popping out the sides.
>literally just stay awake browsing Sup Forums or watching TV until I'm so tired I collapse into bed
>fall asleep instantly with no uncomfortable "why aren't I asleep yet" thoughts

Doesn't want the untrained puppy pissing or shitting all over the carpet so he just stuffs him in there at night.

I hope a nigger steals your bike brother

why do you do this to me?

>what if nuclear war with north korea
>i really wish my legs would heal
>tfw no gf
>fuck the Spaniards
>we should annex Belgium, Luxemburg and French Flanders
>we should really give our king more power
>i am tired