What's so special about this country?

scenic beauty and laid back people. But the past couple of years I've been here suggest anything but.

New Zealanders themselves are bland as sand - you try to talk to one and all they do is put up fake smiles, fake enthusiasm and energy, just so they don't happen to "offend" you or make the conversation seem to awkward. They are also the definition of scoundrels - the typical Kiwi's definition of a mate is one where you take them to a feed (generally at your place) at your expense, or take them to a party where they either just end up talking shit behind your or somebody else's back, or getting they themselves get mindlessly wasted and drunk like the degenerates they are.

Politically, Kiwis are closet communists. Any attempt to bring in common sense conservatism is fought back, and even when a somewhat decent solution is proposed, Kiwi's still back down because they are scared of betraying the "progressive" cause. Just now, their first Iranian refugee MP got elected, and, expectedly, Kiwis are mindlessly going on about how "she deserves it" or how "proud they are she made it this far".

Additionally, a chick (literal horseface uggo cunt) got elected leader to the Labour party here. Before the election in late September, the people and the media were losing their minds on how "strong" and "charasmatic" she was, the media itself going as far as to copy Trump memes in their headlines (e.g. Jacindamania). She has actively taken part in "women's marches", preaching equality and smashing the fascists and the lot, even though she herself has ADMITTED that this is the safest country for women in the world.

Just what the fuck is soo good or special about this hellhole?

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Fuck off back where you came from then

We've got more than enough immigrants

Get in line or get out the way.

It use to be special, but that has begun to fade. I wouldn't say Kiwis are closet communists as the pure amount of fear from taxes and 'muh land' attitudes appearing everywhere, if anything closet capitalists. Life is hard in New Zealand, we make it sound cool and laid back because that is the main advert to bringing people in.

i have no problem offending you,
Fuck off you cunt.
Happy? i hope not.

We're laid back because we're a low populated, but prosperous country.

New Zealanders just don't care much about politics as the rest of the western world. In comparison to Americans, not many people here know what leftist, liberal, conservative, and libertarian ideologies really mean. We don't really have strictly partisan media here controlling a narrative like America does.

Politics to the global level don't really affect us that much.

beta australia

What, you don't treat your mates to a feed whenever they come over?
What are you, a Jew? It's called sharing.

>Just now, their first Iranian refugee MP got elected
red pill me on this

This is literally our country's news. No one reads it
because nothing is significant.

The upside is that with less population is that no one is bought in by media narratives that try to highlight anecdotal happenings to paint a "rising" trend when there isn't any.

i'd read about that race at bathrust, sempai

We have higher IQs than even American city folk.

>Blaze ruins childs birthday party
>Someone left the knives on the stove

Trust me mate, it's paradise compared to what's happening over here and in the US

Basically just an Australian state with different black cunts.

Jokes on you Bathurst is Australian.

>Kiwis

not to mention all the disgraceful stormweenie youth. Their grandparents who fought the kraut are still alive, or barely in the ground, and the disgusting youth of new zealand idolize their enemies. Awful people.

And the maoris are the worst racists of the lot. They call somalis " black cunts" or "niggers" to their faces, hate "gooks" as they call them, and are for all intents and purposes national socialists. Burn the place down I say.

>Flee Iran
>Have life tailor made for entering politics.
>Media cums when she gets in on the votes of expatriots and last minute students

>kiwis
Hmmmmmmm what kind of kiwis are we talking about here?

>And the maoris are the worst racists of the lot
Most worship Hitler.

I bet you it was this. Someone doing spots on the element

Same as you, basically just Germany with dams

Green party list mp; her party has enough votes to get her into parliament.
Shes a lawyer and totes fuckable imho.

Also as usual, OP is a faggot.

all i know is that it is full of chinese and sheep rearing and the occasional vineyard

>The Delegates, Bill

Stuff is fucking cancer.

Read this article if you want a laugh: stuff.co.nz/national/97425334/bro-thats-a-live-grenade-man-shocked-to-find-live-device-near-his-house?cid=facebook.post.97425334

so graceful, so attractive, so oozing in charisma. It's so fucking pathetic that simply swapping Andrew Little for some inexperienced woman led to a surge in labour voters.

She's also in a relationship with that unfunny Guy WIlliams cunt

ARRRRAAAAAAAAAA DOG, YOWZAAAAAA

Fucking disgraceful considering the Maori Batallion had the highest casualty rate in all of the commonwealth during WW2.

Do you think economics is your ally?

Just stop raping sheeps, everything will be fine.

What has my country become.

I'm torn.

On the one hand, I want to keep the current housing situation so that I can make gains when I buy a house.

However, on the other hand, house prices may rise faster than my salary can, and eventually this ole' bubble is going to pop, and it's going to wreck us, because it's the one way everyone is trying to get rich. So, in this case, I'd want Jacinda to come in and implement some sensible, sane taxing so that we can have an economy which functions for us as an overall country, and not just for the few people whom are already doing well.

That new green MP can fuck right off, however. So can the neoliberal scum.

Are there any pure blooded Maori or are they all bread out?

haha New Zealand. We're coming cunts

SAY IT WITH ME: PRIME MINISTER JACINDA ARDERN

She'll crash just like dank weedman in canada. Notice how most of her campaigning was at univerisities and schools where people couldn't ask her tough questions.

Also did anyone notice how coming out of the latest negotiations she sounded frazzled

>30 something
>actual real life socialist
>woman
>in politics for not even a decade
>thinks she can effectively run a country
wew

also I fed her whole apples straight out of my hand at a community bbq in west auckland once I shit you not

Fuck off home then. We we're full before you got here and we'll be full once you leave.
It's depressing to see the change from the 90's to now. I can only imagine how older people feel about things

It's ok though because we will get a 50/50 gender balanced cabinet

>I can only imagine how older people feel about things
As the major voting bloc they let it happen and continue to do so.

Why the fuck do the keewee (((media))) flock to support a walking fuckhole with lipstick??????

I hope so. Take the Winston booby prize, not even a full term, then out on her twat.

A three party negotiation is three times harder than a two party one because there are three relationships to manage. No wonder they had to rope in Michael Cullen (retired), Annette King (retiring), and Mike Munro (a Clarke hack) to negotiate. As has been amply demonstrated over the last 9 years the Labour party is useless. Just because the media got a boner for Jacinta doesn't mean the rest of their mob suddenly became competent.

No pure bred Maori left, a lot are 1/2 or 1/4 Maori and quite a few are nearly White at 1/16 and 1/64 Maori. New Zealand never had a one drop rule policy so there will be a few "Whites" with a tribesman way back in their family tree. I don't consider these individuals a problem, I am more concerned about the Chinks and Arabs flooding this country. We can deal with impurities and the divisive who is White argument later.

I've been wanting to fly to NZ off the cuff and go bush for a couple weeks

Where should I go? Which island?

Kiwis voted for Winston

Kiwis might be commies but at least they aren't pussies like the rest of the anglosphere with our traitors, liars and idiots for leaders.

God save Kiwidom.

best thing about them is that they are almost as good as australia.
they are pretty good at copying australian culture, inventions, food etc etc.

>not to mention all the disgraceful stormweenie youth.
why is this a bad thing again?

Go to the South Island if you are into skiing. A lot more White people down south. Just be aware that a lot of NZers love to mock Australians.

Boomers especially. The downside of living in a country where everyone is so carefree is no one wants to actually fight to keep it that way. Our grandkids will all be asian and we only have ourselves to blame

What are you talking about? People love Trudeau! He has so much respect on the world stage especially compared to drumpfy.

Jacinda is a confident and kind person who has really stepped up and I think you should give her a chance and actually show a bit of respect. It's not easy for a young socialist woman to rise the ranks in conservative patriarchal New Zealand, no less a pregnant woman at that. Jacinda will be an excellent Prime Minister and she always has Aunt Helen to offer great guidance.

Chinks must go

>Trudeau 2.0- South Pacific edition

Does she also like weed?

Chatham Island

The media got bored at the prospect of a 4th walkover campaign where they had no influence and decided to make it a horse(face) race.

Auckland Islands

Ross Dependency

You like Trudeau? LOL! I guess if you are OK with non White migrants coming into your country then you can leave your door open at night for the home invader. Literallly no difference between the two. You might as well just bend over for that migrant cock if you support open borders cucks like Trudeau.

>look up list of Australian inventions on Wikipedia
>almost all of them are listed as originating in "Australia/NZ"
>turns out the Kiwis copied our inventions so quickly that they feel a sense of ownership too

Say it together now 'DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH"

Only faggots and traitors hate their own country.

its the uk v2.0

I fucked two girls from NZ and they were both chinkypoos

That's all I need to know

I also used to work with a guy from NZ, who was one of those Muslims you just knew was a on a watchlist somewhere

I'm not sure if I've ever met a proper NZer before

If you've ever been anywhere near the gold coast you have

So if i get this right, nothing really happens over there but your politicians are already selling your own people for globalist brownie points, correct?

Retarded. New Zealanders actually consist of Dutch people for some part. You are not an actual people (just immigrants); we are.

you would too if you knew what sort of perks getting into the globalist club got you

I think Trudeau is one of the most capable leaders in the world and Canadians can't get enough Justin. He offers both stable and compassionate Government. My family immigrated to NZ after world war two and my gf is a migrant from Scotland. Don't be afraid of others. Jacinda has promised to reduce immigration until our country can guarantee them safety and protection from exploitation.

>be australian
>wake up next to me sistah
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get cancer due to no ozone layer
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because high ping
>give them all my petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the majestic irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on my way
>finally get to shitposting plant
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so can afford to pay internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos on the way again
>no petrol this time, give them some of my ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was mine all along
>cry myself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by a spoidah
>die

what makes you think NZers are Dutch?

Sorry mate i'm not into beastiality

did I say that, you fucking idiot? do you have any idea where the white people inhabiting new Zealand came from?

Half our population is stoned/drunk/twisted on meth, my guess is you are from Auckland?

fucking a human would be bestiality to you

NZ sucks so much. Kiwi identity is being destroyed very quickly as well. Auckland Uni has been overridden with Asians and is just so soulless. There is no logical reason for someone not to pull a shooting there because they all live 'for the lulz' and nothing else.

Britain.

>implying mullets are bad

I've been in this country since 2011 (Moved from South Africa) I become a citizen last year and even though I am glad to be safe in a civilized country I'd move back if I had the chance wanna know why? Because the friends I had over there are life long friends literally my brothers and even though I have made great "mates" here in NZ they just aren't the same. First of all kiwis are so "polite" its rude like for example I'm talking away with a co worker during lunch break he suggests that our families should have a BBQon Saturday we make a date and shake hands.....Saturday comes and we show up at his house (he even reminded me on Friday) my wife and I knock on the door and he answers "what are you doing here?" He tells me to basically bugger off and you know what the worst part is? He acted like nothing happened at work the next day. That was two years ago and I have moved on but that is just one example

Nothing, we are the Britain of the South Pacific but are in militant denial of it. Virtually all of our cultural miscellany except for that derived from Maori is heavily influenced by the Brits.

This country is collectively retarded and should just return to Dominion status with Boris as Minister Responsible.

Abel Tasman saw NZ and might have landed there but they never colonised it you ass.

yeah that's it, right? you gonna continue being an idiot or try to understand what I meant when I said New Zealanders are partly Dutch?

Is this bait? If not I hope you get pancreatic cancer

retard

Did you feed them through a chainlink fence?

I've experienced this before, NZers are horrible plan makers, took leaving for me to realise that though.

I'd straight out up knock him out if someone tried that with me.

Noice post

What is your point precisely? The only Dutch part of New Zealand is its name, there isn't any widespread cultural effect that the Dutch have had because they have never been here in numbers.

Are you just salty you guys never colonised this place? Because take it from me, between the widespread depression that afflicts the population and the natives you really didn't miss out on much.

might have had a fight with the missus

Gay accents

>Awstrahliah calling others accents gay

Go back to Asia then, you won't be missed

I only brought up Dutch people because you talked shit about them. The point was that you are not an actual people but consist of immigrants from different European countries who speak English now. So the Dutch are Germans bullshit doesn't fly. The New Zealanders are Australian thing IS more or less true, with the biggest difference being -like that guy said- a different native population. You are more or less of the same stock and speak the same language. We speak Dutch, Germans don't understand us.

It stands to reason that you should have a significant portion of the population with dutch heritage to consider New Zealanders as being "partly dutch". I have never met one single dutch kiwi. Furthermore, New Zealand exhibits absolutely no aspects of dutch culture whatsoever outside of its name.

Don't try to play stupid fucking word games -- your inference was that the Dutch colonized NZ and that there is a significant amount of dutch culture/dutch people here. That's wrong. Kill yourself.

Just to let you know theres a wonderful dutch cafe at Church Corner in Christchurch. So the dutch have that going for them

now you have not lived around maoris with their racism and their tribal bullshit, and their blut und boden, so I forgive you. NatSoc is all fun and games until you're on the receiving end.

Really?
I really wanted to but I was with my wife and I didn't want to cause a scene
Maybe but the very next day he acted like nothing happened and when I asked him he ignored me and quickly changed the topic

>a fucking toothpaste

Who cares about causing a scene? If someone humiliates you, knock their fucking teeth out. Doesn't matter who they are, doesn't matter where you are. Don't let yourself be walked on.

I'd straight up smash the cunt's fucking face in if he did that to me.