scenic beauty and laid back people. But the past couple of years I've been here suggest anything but.
New Zealanders themselves are bland as sand - you try to talk to one and all they do is put up fake smiles, fake enthusiasm and energy, just so they don't happen to "offend" you or make the conversation seem to awkward. They are also the definition of scoundrels - the typical Kiwi's definition of a mate is one where you take them to a feed (generally at your place) at your expense, or take them to a party where they either just end up talking shit behind your or somebody else's back, or getting they themselves get mindlessly wasted and drunk like the degenerates they are.
Politically, Kiwis are closet communists. Any attempt to bring in common sense conservatism is fought back, and even when a somewhat decent solution is proposed, Kiwi's still back down because they are scared of betraying the "progressive" cause. Just now, their first Iranian refugee MP got elected, and, expectedly, Kiwis are mindlessly going on about how "she deserves it" or how "proud they are she made it this far".
Additionally, a chick (literal horseface uggo cunt) got elected leader to the Labour party here. Before the election in late September, the people and the media were losing their minds on how "strong" and "charasmatic" she was, the media itself going as far as to copy Trump memes in their headlines (e.g. Jacindamania). She has actively taken part in "women's marches", preaching equality and smashing the fascists and the lot, even though she herself has ADMITTED that this is the safest country for women in the world.
Just what the fuck is soo good or special about this hellhole?
It use to be special, but that has begun to fade. I wouldn't say Kiwis are closet communists as the pure amount of fear from taxes and 'muh land' attitudes appearing everywhere, if anything closet capitalists. Life is hard in New Zealand, we make it sound cool and laid back because that is the main advert to bringing people in.
Luis Reed
i have no problem offending you, Fuck off you cunt. Happy? i hope not.
Wyatt Peterson
We're laid back because we're a low populated, but prosperous country.
New Zealanders just don't care much about politics as the rest of the western world. In comparison to Americans, not many people here know what leftist, liberal, conservative, and libertarian ideologies really mean. We don't really have strictly partisan media here controlling a narrative like America does.
Politics to the global level don't really affect us that much.
Luke Walker
beta australia
Zachary Moore
What, you don't treat your mates to a feed whenever they come over? What are you, a Jew? It's called sharing.
Chase Garcia
>Just now, their first Iranian refugee MP got elected red pill me on this
Colton Russell
This is literally our country's news. No one reads it because nothing is significant.
The upside is that with less population is that no one is bought in by media narratives that try to highlight anecdotal happenings to paint a "rising" trend when there isn't any.
Zachary Hughes
i'd read about that race at bathrust, sempai
Hudson Allen
We have higher IQs than even American city folk.
Thomas Campbell
>Blaze ruins childs birthday party >Someone left the knives on the stove
Benjamin Ramirez
Trust me mate, it's paradise compared to what's happening over here and in the US
Ethan King
Basically just an Australian state with different black cunts.
Nolan Smith
Jokes on you Bathurst is Australian.
Caleb Martin
>Kiwis
Adam Campbell
not to mention all the disgraceful stormweenie youth. Their grandparents who fought the kraut are still alive, or barely in the ground, and the disgusting youth of new zealand idolize their enemies. Awful people.
And the maoris are the worst racists of the lot. They call somalis " black cunts" or "niggers" to their faces, hate "gooks" as they call them, and are for all intents and purposes national socialists. Burn the place down I say.
Gabriel Diaz
>Flee Iran >Have life tailor made for entering politics. >Media cums when she gets in on the votes of expatriots and last minute students
Isaiah Hall
>kiwis Hmmmmmmm what kind of kiwis are we talking about here?
Leo Scott
>And the maoris are the worst racists of the lot Most worship Hitler.
Jonathan Barnes
I bet you it was this. Someone doing spots on the element
Parker Morgan
Same as you, basically just Germany with dams
Kayden Allen
Green party list mp; her party has enough votes to get her into parliament. Shes a lawyer and totes fuckable imho.
Also as usual, OP is a faggot.
Jeremiah Edwards
all i know is that it is full of chinese and sheep rearing and the occasional vineyard
so graceful, so attractive, so oozing in charisma. It's so fucking pathetic that simply swapping Andrew Little for some inexperienced woman led to a surge in labour voters.
Andrew Russell
She's also in a relationship with that unfunny Guy WIlliams cunt
Xavier Lopez
ARRRRAAAAAAAAAA DOG, YOWZAAAAAA
Fucking disgraceful considering the Maori Batallion had the highest casualty rate in all of the commonwealth during WW2.
Ayden Anderson
Do you think economics is your ally?
Sebastian Foster
Just stop raping sheeps, everything will be fine.
Parker Cruz
What has my country become.
Carson Bell
I'm torn.
On the one hand, I want to keep the current housing situation so that I can make gains when I buy a house.
However, on the other hand, house prices may rise faster than my salary can, and eventually this ole' bubble is going to pop, and it's going to wreck us, because it's the one way everyone is trying to get rich. So, in this case, I'd want Jacinda to come in and implement some sensible, sane taxing so that we can have an economy which functions for us as an overall country, and not just for the few people whom are already doing well.
That new green MP can fuck right off, however. So can the neoliberal scum.
Thomas Nelson
Are there any pure blooded Maori or are they all bread out?
Jayden Powell
haha New Zealand. We're coming cunts
David Evans
SAY IT WITH ME: PRIME MINISTER JACINDA ARDERN
Asher Howard
She'll crash just like dank weedman in canada. Notice how most of her campaigning was at univerisities and schools where people couldn't ask her tough questions.
Also did anyone notice how coming out of the latest negotiations she sounded frazzled
Oliver Lewis
>30 something >actual real life socialist >woman >in politics for not even a decade >thinks she can effectively run a country wew
Joseph Lee
also I fed her whole apples straight out of my hand at a community bbq in west auckland once I shit you not
Jeremiah Fisher
Fuck off home then. We we're full before you got here and we'll be full once you leave. It's depressing to see the change from the 90's to now. I can only imagine how older people feel about things
Zachary Watson
It's ok though because we will get a 50/50 gender balanced cabinet
Joseph Edwards
>I can only imagine how older people feel about things As the major voting bloc they let it happen and continue to do so.
Xavier Reed
Why the fuck do the keewee (((media))) flock to support a walking fuckhole with lipstick??????
Christopher Anderson
I hope so. Take the Winston booby prize, not even a full term, then out on her twat.
A three party negotiation is three times harder than a two party one because there are three relationships to manage. No wonder they had to rope in Michael Cullen (retired), Annette King (retiring), and Mike Munro (a Clarke hack) to negotiate. As has been amply demonstrated over the last 9 years the Labour party is useless. Just because the media got a boner for Jacinta doesn't mean the rest of their mob suddenly became competent.
Lincoln Ward
No pure bred Maori left, a lot are 1/2 or 1/4 Maori and quite a few are nearly White at 1/16 and 1/64 Maori. New Zealand never had a one drop rule policy so there will be a few "Whites" with a tribesman way back in their family tree. I don't consider these individuals a problem, I am more concerned about the Chinks and Arabs flooding this country. We can deal with impurities and the divisive who is White argument later.
Christopher Kelly
I've been wanting to fly to NZ off the cuff and go bush for a couple weeks
Where should I go? Which island?
Parker Sanchez
Kiwis voted for Winston
Kiwis might be commies but at least they aren't pussies like the rest of the anglosphere with our traitors, liars and idiots for leaders.
God save Kiwidom.
Adrian Butler
best thing about them is that they are almost as good as australia. they are pretty good at copying australian culture, inventions, food etc etc.
Isaiah Anderson
>not to mention all the disgraceful stormweenie youth. why is this a bad thing again?
John Flores
Go to the South Island if you are into skiing. A lot more White people down south. Just be aware that a lot of NZers love to mock Australians.
Aiden Gomez
Boomers especially. The downside of living in a country where everyone is so carefree is no one wants to actually fight to keep it that way. Our grandkids will all be asian and we only have ourselves to blame
Elijah Ramirez
What are you talking about? People love Trudeau! He has so much respect on the world stage especially compared to drumpfy.
Jacinda is a confident and kind person who has really stepped up and I think you should give her a chance and actually show a bit of respect. It's not easy for a young socialist woman to rise the ranks in conservative patriarchal New Zealand, no less a pregnant woman at that. Jacinda will be an excellent Prime Minister and she always has Aunt Helen to offer great guidance.
Sebastian Evans
Chinks must go
>Trudeau 2.0- South Pacific edition
Does she also like weed?
Daniel Roberts
Chatham Island
Lincoln Peterson
The media got bored at the prospect of a 4th walkover campaign where they had no influence and decided to make it a horse(face) race.
Asher Edwards
Auckland Islands
Kevin Hernandez
Ross Dependency
Lucas Davis
You like Trudeau? LOL! I guess if you are OK with non White migrants coming into your country then you can leave your door open at night for the home invader. Literallly no difference between the two. You might as well just bend over for that migrant cock if you support open borders cucks like Trudeau.
Jace Morris
>look up list of Australian inventions on Wikipedia >almost all of them are listed as originating in "Australia/NZ" >turns out the Kiwis copied our inventions so quickly that they feel a sense of ownership too
Julian Hughes
Say it together now 'DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH"
Mason Foster
Only faggots and traitors hate their own country.
Parker Evans
its the uk v2.0
James Garcia
I fucked two girls from NZ and they were both chinkypoos
That's all I need to know
I also used to work with a guy from NZ, who was one of those Muslims you just knew was a on a watchlist somewhere
I'm not sure if I've ever met a proper NZer before
Angel Lewis
If you've ever been anywhere near the gold coast you have
Jaxon Hill
So if i get this right, nothing really happens over there but your politicians are already selling your own people for globalist brownie points, correct?
Luke Parker
Retarded. New Zealanders actually consist of Dutch people for some part. You are not an actual people (just immigrants); we are.
Julian Lopez
you would too if you knew what sort of perks getting into the globalist club got you
Nolan Anderson
I think Trudeau is one of the most capable leaders in the world and Canadians can't get enough Justin. He offers both stable and compassionate Government. My family immigrated to NZ after world war two and my gf is a migrant from Scotland. Don't be afraid of others. Jacinda has promised to reduce immigration until our country can guarantee them safety and protection from exploitation.
Landon Hall
>be australian >wake up next to me sistah >"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight" >ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant >get cancer due to no ozone layer >get stopped by abos >their faces haven't loaded yet because high ping >give them all my petrol anyway >apologise for invading their country >say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the majestic irrawajjialabumbajjiju people >continue on my way >finally get to shitposting plant >shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so can afford to pay internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap) >go home >get mugged by abos on the way again >no petrol this time, give them some of my ping instead >switch on the tv >the wallabies lost to new zealand again >"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead" >the kangaroos lost to new zealand again >"m-muh cricket" >3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706 >"m-muh afl" >can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera >go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was mine all along >cry myself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita" >get bitten by a spoidah >die
Gavin Martinez
what makes you think NZers are Dutch?
Leo Martin
Sorry mate i'm not into beastiality
David Parker
did I say that, you fucking idiot? do you have any idea where the white people inhabiting new Zealand came from?
Nicholas Russell
Half our population is stoned/drunk/twisted on meth, my guess is you are from Auckland?
Nolan Smith
fucking a human would be bestiality to you
Robert Evans
NZ sucks so much. Kiwi identity is being destroyed very quickly as well. Auckland Uni has been overridden with Asians and is just so soulless. There is no logical reason for someone not to pull a shooting there because they all live 'for the lulz' and nothing else.
Ryan Flores
Britain.
Jayden Nguyen
>implying mullets are bad
Julian Ward
I've been in this country since 2011 (Moved from South Africa) I become a citizen last year and even though I am glad to be safe in a civilized country I'd move back if I had the chance wanna know why? Because the friends I had over there are life long friends literally my brothers and even though I have made great "mates" here in NZ they just aren't the same. First of all kiwis are so "polite" its rude like for example I'm talking away with a co worker during lunch break he suggests that our families should have a BBQon Saturday we make a date and shake hands.....Saturday comes and we show up at his house (he even reminded me on Friday) my wife and I knock on the door and he answers "what are you doing here?" He tells me to basically bugger off and you know what the worst part is? He acted like nothing happened at work the next day. That was two years ago and I have moved on but that is just one example
Jack James
Nothing, we are the Britain of the South Pacific but are in militant denial of it. Virtually all of our cultural miscellany except for that derived from Maori is heavily influenced by the Brits.
This country is collectively retarded and should just return to Dominion status with Boris as Minister Responsible.
Brody White
Abel Tasman saw NZ and might have landed there but they never colonised it you ass.
Jaxson Powell
yeah that's it, right? you gonna continue being an idiot or try to understand what I meant when I said New Zealanders are partly Dutch?
Justin Kelly
Is this bait? If not I hope you get pancreatic cancer
Austin Peterson
retard
Elijah Hall
Did you feed them through a chainlink fence?
Jayden Allen
I've experienced this before, NZers are horrible plan makers, took leaving for me to realise that though.
Robert Bell
I'd straight out up knock him out if someone tried that with me.
Lucas Baker
Noice post
Dominic Reyes
What is your point precisely? The only Dutch part of New Zealand is its name, there isn't any widespread cultural effect that the Dutch have had because they have never been here in numbers.
Are you just salty you guys never colonised this place? Because take it from me, between the widespread depression that afflicts the population and the natives you really didn't miss out on much.
Angel Watson
might have had a fight with the missus
Nathan Cooper
Gay accents
Jaxson Nelson
>Awstrahliah calling others accents gay
Blake Nguyen
Go back to Asia then, you won't be missed
Alexander Lewis
I only brought up Dutch people because you talked shit about them. The point was that you are not an actual people but consist of immigrants from different European countries who speak English now. So the Dutch are Germans bullshit doesn't fly. The New Zealanders are Australian thing IS more or less true, with the biggest difference being -like that guy said- a different native population. You are more or less of the same stock and speak the same language. We speak Dutch, Germans don't understand us.
Bentley Bell
It stands to reason that you should have a significant portion of the population with dutch heritage to consider New Zealanders as being "partly dutch". I have never met one single dutch kiwi. Furthermore, New Zealand exhibits absolutely no aspects of dutch culture whatsoever outside of its name.
Don't try to play stupid fucking word games -- your inference was that the Dutch colonized NZ and that there is a significant amount of dutch culture/dutch people here. That's wrong. Kill yourself.
Owen Garcia
Just to let you know theres a wonderful dutch cafe at Church Corner in Christchurch. So the dutch have that going for them
Hudson Thompson
now you have not lived around maoris with their racism and their tribal bullshit, and their blut und boden, so I forgive you. NatSoc is all fun and games until you're on the receiving end.
Jacob Miller
Really? I really wanted to but I was with my wife and I didn't want to cause a scene Maybe but the very next day he acted like nothing happened and when I asked him he ignored me and quickly changed the topic
Julian Perez
>a fucking toothpaste
Grayson Thomas
Who cares about causing a scene? If someone humiliates you, knock their fucking teeth out. Doesn't matter who they are, doesn't matter where you are. Don't let yourself be walked on.
I'd straight up smash the cunt's fucking face in if he did that to me.