What would happen if i flushed down my passport mid flight and claim political asylum in the terminal?

what would happen if i flushed down my passport mid flight and claim political asylum in the terminal?

Are airline toilets actually powerful enough to flush down an entire passport?

You dont wanna be a turkroach anymore?

i will wet and rip it beforehand of course

no. anything but tihs :(

Don't worry. Once Trump takes care of the deep state the whole world will be better.

nothing

This has happened before. They'll just send you back when you land whenever you land.

Modern passports create sparks and smoke when ripped for this reason precisely.

t. Airport Security

how will they know which plane i came from?

im pretty sure turkish passport dont have that.

They'll see you have 6 legs and then they'll know you're Turkish.

The passport, or shreads of passport sitting in the waste tank of the plane.

You didnt think that when you took a shit on a plane that they just jettison your waste over the sea as you fly......right?

Is this true?

do you really think they will search the poop to find passport shreds?

My money's on free return flight!

a quick visual body-hair count will be all the identification needed

Yes Yüsüf

This movie has already been made

Probably just detain you until you give them identification or they look at video footage until they identify you

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stay where you are roach

try it out :)

This is actually a good question. What will happen if I for example went to Finland, got rid of my documents here (because we can travel in the Schengen without being border checked), melted the tips of my fingerprints and fucked up my face to be unrecognizable. I ring the police in Helsinki that I want to come live there - will only speak English with them having no way to identify me. Will they give me assylum? Will they jail me? What happens?

How brown you are? LeL

kek

Flush yourself down the toilet, you fucking cockroach.

I know what they should do: parachute your dumb ass into the closest desert for being a piece of shit

you will have zero problems at the border.
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They'd probably force you back onto the plane and send you back to face consequences for your actions.

No you retard.

What in the

it wouldnt work

they'd figure out ur a slavshit and probably take you out back and put a bullet through your head.

They’ll just look for the plane that landed behind the fridge

Yowza

>what would happen if i flushed down my passport mid flight and claim political asylum in the terminal?

ROFL, figures that a STINKY TURK wouldn't understand what a toilet is for.
It's not for GETTING RID OF TURKISH PASSPORTS.
(it IS for getting rid of Turks though)

Wouldn't they just look at the security footage of him getting off the plane?

>get asylum
>when the day comes you will hang alongside other refugees

I dont care

>finland
they would appreciate your autism