Brit/pol/ - Suicide Pact Edition

>Ted Heath 'abused boys as young as 11', linked to 42 claims of paedophile assaults
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/claims-ex-pm-ted-heath-11272008

>Comedian hands Theresa May a P45 as she chokes to death
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/boris-wanted-give-stage-invader-hands-may-p45-form/

>Prepare for ‘Very Hard Brexit’ Says Top German Industry Group
unv.is/breitbart.com/london/2017/10/05/prepare/

>Ruddcunt "does not need to" understand encryption
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/tech/uk-home-secretary-accuses-tech-11284903
>"I don't need to understand how encryption works to understand how it's helping - end-to-end encryption - the criminals"

>Royal Mail vote to go ahead with strike over pay and pensions
unv.is/employeebenefits.co.uk/issues/october-online-2017/royal-mail-employees-vote-strike-action-dispute-pensions/

>Tory rebels should 'put up, or shut up' - Ruth Davidson
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41534552

>Unmarried men will go looking for ‘the alternative on the internet’ if they don’t tie the knot, says IDS
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/marriage-iain-duncan-smith_uk_59d3b8f9e4b04b9f92054af5

>Goldman Sachs to move to Frankfurt: another Brexit success
unv.is/standard.co.uk/business/business-news/goldman-sachs-leases-frankfurt-marienturm-skyscraper-to-move-jobs-out-of-uk-ahead-of-brexit-a3651171.html

>UK adults will have to opt-out from mandatory state organ theft
unv.is/express.co.uk/news/uk/862537/uk-theresa-may-organ-transplant-jeremy-corbyn-conservative-labour-medical-association

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Alright lads.

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Hey lads I know we all joke around with each other and talk smack on here but I have a serious question:

What can America do for Britain?

We all know America is the global superpower and controls the oceans. We've fought side by side with you guys for the last 100 years, winning two world wars. Hell even Trump got you guys out of the oppressive European Union.

I just feel like America needs to give back to Britain because ever since our rise to greatness Britain has been so overwhelmed trying to keep up with our superiority that she can't even help herself.

>What can America do for Britain?
you can fuck off for a start

suck they dick pham

You can fuck off importing your liberal cancer

>What can America do for Britain?

There is nothing that you can do for us, other than stop pretending that the Special Relationship exists. You only keep us in the picture to further your military, economic and political interests and Trump himself has said that we are most likely in the back of the line for a trade deal.

No
All social movements start in Europe. I dare you to name one that hasn't.
No u

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BLM

/alcoholism/

has peter actually got the 'tism

Brotherhood of Islam (ALLAHU AKBAR)

Dancing longboard (Jap)

Etc etc I forgot their names

Stop taking drugs.

w e w, also theresa may is getting kicked out in a week tops

Take the valiumpill Brit/o/

Send the jews back to Israel.

That was an intelligent and extremely well thought out reply. Well done, sir.

I did a shit on your dad

...and he rather liked it

Start buying guns.

Black lives matter, 2nd and 3rd wave feminism (the most cancerous types) Jewish control over media (hollywood)
junk food and fast eating, pulling down statues because: "dey racsis" literally all terrible social stances have come from america, so fuck off burger, sort yourself out then help us.

who else /sadboy/ here?

>tfw kissless virgin
>ugly
>receding hairline
>shit haircut
>skinny like skeleton

might end it with some tesco value bleach lads

You're repulsive, why would anyone want to be sad with you?

You've got nothing to lose. Why not train yourself to become a covert white assassin? How fucking awesome would that be? Not saying it's related to what I just posted, but Barbara Spectre is your neighbour btw.

youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ

that's okay i'm used to the loneliness by now

Did you enjoy my satire MI5?

Kek the abolishment of slavery started in Europe fucknuts. You're the ones who wanted to give niggers rights.

Kicking out the Jews started in Europe too

>the abolishment of slavery started in Europe
>Kicking out the Jews started in Europe too
You're saying it like those are bad things.

>already released the Uber driver that caused that incident yesterday
>they're not even fucking mentioning he's an Uber driver in the articles

>abolishment of slavery
Slavery is wrong desu user. That's something we should be proud of. We are a noble people.

>Being pro slavery

Edgy

>not being pro serfdom

seriously lads just fucking end it all now.

try a /SIG/ thread at some point, and find people to do shit with (play games online in a group, whatever)

>mfw I was shitposting on r9k and forgot to close the thread so I accidentally posted something on there that was meant for here.

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>Actually being autistic

>Hell even Trump got you guys out of the oppressive European Union
literally what
do burgers actually believe this?

Shame he's dead, he actually made some amazing music.

>tfw
first time someone recognised e-dub on here

youtube.com/watch?v=jhqoZbwFDdA

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how hair, lets see how bad it is.

I too have a bit of a receding hairline but i keep my hair longish to hide it.

Gonna go bald if it gets too bad though

working on new links lads

just make sure this thread isn't taken down for thought crime before the new edition...

I'm not saying I'm for or against any of those. The point was that all social movements start in Europe.

when he was at his best
youtube.com/watch?v=AYKYvVkhIYo

Objectively wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=_tdU4SzyOks

>tfw grey skies came out 5 years ago

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Definitely try /SIG/

Kissless virgin is a result of the other things, PRIORITISE!

>skinny
eat more - 500kcal above TDEE or whatever works for you (will take no more than 30 mins to find out what this means)
>receding hairline
>shit haircut
Spend half an hour looking online for a haircut you like and consider if your hairline will allow that style. Then go to a good barber (you will pay 10-20 shekels) and take the pic of what you want. The good barber will do the rest, then get it cut once a month which can be done at a cheap barber if you are skint
>Ugly
Confidence matters more than looks and looks depends on more than just your face. Improve your physique, your diet and your attitude.

>kissless virgin
One step at a time user.

>modern christians
i'll take papists like moggo over these cucks anytime

So I'm 24 and have about 20k in the bank from slaving away. I hate my job and I'm unskilled and wasted a lot of time.
Do I use the money to go back to school or suffer and make more so I can rent somewhere to live.

buy bitcoin and just go to uni the government will pay for it and you can get better gibs from universities as a "mature student" anyway

e.g Loughborough in my 2nd and third year gave me £4k bursary

Go to college or university (or both), get yourself a better job and then find somewhere to live.

Invest it, degrees are memes, you'll be at least another 5 years before you get a job with that degree and another 10 before that degree earns you a large amount of money, if any at all

buy a couple g packs lad and turn them into profit

Natwest acc got locked because i fucked up the pin/password, can i still use my debit card?

politics related as the gov't have shares in RBS

There's a qt 3.14 24 year old on my degree. It's definitely doable.

20k in the bank at 24 is pretty good really.

Wehey! It's the We Wuz Anthem

audible kek

Phoning an ex out of the blue, bad idea? It's been 10 years since we split and it wasn't a good breakup, she told me if I ever tried to contact her again she'd go to the police.

Thing is, I'll be getting sent to God knows where, some arab shithole, related to my work with the intelligence services. It's put a lot of things in perspective for me given how dangerous it will be and she's the one girl out of all of them that I have the strongest feelings for.

I'm just not sure what I should say.

text is way less intimidating

Yeah but easy to ignore and block. Been thinking about whatsapping her but it's even harder to come up with something.

>Christianity
>not against abortion and faggotry
Trying reading the Bible you kike stooge.

Don't do it lad.

Its best for the both of you to never talk to each other again. you will learn shes with someone else and it will break your heart even more.

focus on getting a proper cutie

>girls

I've done as much due diligence as I can and I'm pretty sure she's not with anyone - if she is she's managed to keep it extremely under wraps.

>Thing is, I'll be getting sent to God knows where, some arab shithole, related to my work with the intelligence services
>The mi5 agents they assigned to here now feelpost on here

Do your HGV license. 30k. No people. Or something vocational. Better yet, train yourself to do something excellently that you love (writing, music, coding, etc) and learn how to sell it on the internet. I'm teaching myself to write romance novels while driving trucks and listening to audiobooks.
t. Durham English graduate and former civil servant/teacher

>related to my work with the intelligence services
Sure you are, mate.

>this woman is a serious consideration for future Tory leader

Not that serious considering she doesn't even have a seat.

kind of like this guy
its not too bad i suppose but it makes me depressed when everyone else i know has a strong hairline
also my hair is pretty thin and my skin is really pale so it makes it look worse

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Is that Charles' town?

>ain't no Catholic
>forgets that less than 500 years ago, he would have been burned at the stake
We need another Reformation, lads. Time for the Church to go back to its roots, with a good ole trial by fire.

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both sound pretty shit, spend it travelling

Prepare your anus for "Sup Forumsfag be gone" or some other related faggotry.
Also checked.

Call NatWest and they'll unlock it over the phone lad.

Any Cumrags here?

aw shit nigga mines worst than that.

i have a proper peek going on.

dont worry about it lad. if it really bothers you do what the other user said and go to a good barbers. they will jew you out of money but its worth to find a good style

I've been researching a bit around lifting, there's a 24 hour gym near me for around £30 a month. Might go late or really early so I don't get spotted by the chads.

And yeah the reason i'm so skinny is because I don't eat much. I was raised only by my mum since around 6 years old and I'm pretty sure she accidentally malnourished me by only making food that she thought was "healthy" because it had low calories. That became normal and now I struggle to eat enough, sometimes I even forget to eat.

most blokes hairlines recede a little bit, doesnt mean they will end up bald

Jesus, I know she probably didn't mean to, but that's borderline child abuse.

Trump endorsed Brexit and Nigel Farage (who ended up being some sort of Russian agent and closet racist according to Clinton lmao), then the referendum happened and you guys decided to leave.

An English couple from Tower Hamlets that I met here on the east coast told me that working class in Britain love 2 things (rather than just 1) as of 2016: British culture and Donald Trump, mainly because Trump comes from a British style upbringing and also because he represents British imperialism in the sense that he's a go-getter who is firm and sticks to his guns but also fair by allowing a bit of wiggle room as long as he can be convinced that it as morally correct.

I can't exactly attest to this because these are their words not mine.

Just get a skinhead you silly man.

>He doesn't listen to Avante-Garde classical, post-socialist realism.

youtu.be/gE3B0XwF3tg

What "Sheila" means in australian?

It's good advice tbqh

>he wants to be sober
Gross.

>English couple from Tower Hamlets
Your baits getting better , have a (you)

/powys/ representing

Kangaroo

Also kek @ pic related typing this post out

>tfw live in remain multiculturalist stronghold
My family comes from Anglesey, might return there.

Did you just open a .jpg next to a google drive text thingy as proof?

Not sure. Think it might be.

Are you sure? Wiki says that it is female name, but aussies use it in very strange way.

Daily Mail comments are heavily pro-Trump. That's where most white working class post their opinions online.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4732226/Trump-rules-transgender-people-military.html#comments