Why haven't you enlisted in the military yet, Sup Forums?
>inb4 hur dur I ain't fighting no Jewish war
Let me tell you why you're wrong.
>you're surrounded by other patriotic Americans >communists are not allowed >best benefits of any job you can reasonably attain >get to travel the world >guaranteed paycheck as long as you're in >promotes a healthy, redpilled lifestyle (free gym, lots of physical, manly activity every day) >earn the respect of your countrymen >defender of your nation
So why haven't you enlisted yet?
Mason Phillips
>defender of your nation You mean go destabilize some region for Jewish interests while the American people suffer? Fuck that. If you're a patriot who wants to shoot people just go be a cop. You'll actually get to arrest the real degenerates and do your country some good.
Anthony Murphy
Because I went Officer
( Wave to the CSC / NSA guys)
Eli Hughes
Army was BLACKED and BEANED as fuck when I was in, and that was 17 years ago.
Probably looks like California now.
Cooper Jackson
I will say this though; if you decide to be a ZOG-whre be smarter than I was and join the Coast Guard; it's by far the whitest and it actually does useful stuff unlike the other branches that are just welfare whores.
Asher Miller
US troops in Syria are unlawful invaders of a sovereign nation and if they get killed it's the equivalent of a child getting hit when they play in traffic.
Anthony White
>Let me tell you why you're wrong. the whole government and head of the army is sold to the Jews. So US soldiers are, indeed, fighting for Jews. Than you for your service;
Brody Flores
Would rather not fight wars on foreign soil for the interests of Israel and the Jew
Brandon Collins
1. Infantry isn't doing shit right now 2. Near impossible to choose what job you want in the Air Force, need to give them a list of jobs and they pick one for you. Not going unless I am guratneed and Air Crew position 3. Can't swim so the coast Guard is no good
Parker Miller
cut off age is 40 isn't it?
Chase Gutierrez
Who would want to be a clean up crew for the Jews?!!!??!? You're the reason your own people won't exist in the future bud. But good job
Isaiah Adams
I got a bunch of scars on my body from being attacked by a wolverine so I dont like showering with other people, kinda self conscious
Jaxon Baker
I've tried back in 2009 but I was disqualified due to having gotten into so many fights in middle school. I wish I was kidding but I still have the letter of rejection around here somewhere. Now I'm 28 and I've had a tibia plateau fracture that's healed but renders me unable to skip due to the pain.
I'd still have loved to join up, if only for how better of a person I'd have become.
Dylan Diaz
Need to improve my cardio, but I live in a negro ghetto where people literally get robbed going to and from the gym. >running from bullets without pay is not cardio
Justin Lopez
>being the guy that gets killed or maimed for rich peoples profit >actually making no changes at home while your country gets taken from you
kek
i mean, if you go in because you enjoy action, then badass bro nice. but if you go in because you're "defending your country" then you are just asking to be the bitch in the relationship
Brandon Gutierrez
39 for chairforce, 35 for navy, 32 coastguard. Marines has the youngest cutoff followed by army.
Parker Sullivan
peace time military sucks ass
Noah Russell
>defender of your nation If there's ever any sort of nationalist uprising, you'll be the ones forced to suppress it. How exactly is that defending your nation?
Benjamin Foster
>Communists are not allowed
Samuel Wilson
Hardly
Jordan Morgan
Was actually court marshalled recently
Andrew Cruz
Had minor surgery when I was 8. Now I am medically ineligible. Yet enlisted people are on antidepressants and heart pills who are going to milk them for disability when they get out.
Henry Turner
>join leaf army >fight in America's messes
>join leaf navy >burn alive in rustbucket
>join leaf airforce >i don't even know what our airforce does
Joseph Allen
can't due to medical reasons
feels bad man
Charles Collins
Greentext this shit.
Also what branch?
Christopher Hernandez
I make more money here and I dont risk my life
Asher Ross
I was talking about the favor in the other posters picture.
Carter Lopez
US soldiers are litterally private army of Jews, thank you for your service to them.
Wyatt Reed
>i don't even know what our airforce does
Crashes?
Chase Wilson
I am enlisted though because fuck officer politics. 1A8X1 here. Can answer as much about it as i can but it cant be much because of the clearance and my NDA. Done with language course and currently doing the intel portion of training.
Adam Nguyen
Everything you said is true but you can still add >dying in a Jewish war at the end and it's still correct
Benjamin Flores
>conscription I'll go back when they call for me.
William Kelly
Are Air Crew positions hard to come by? I asked my recruiter about guaranteeing me any aircrew position, and said I might be waiting for a long time
Brayden Lee
>Defender of nation From what? a lack of opium and oil?
Cooper Harris
What's left to defend? America was already invaded while you were playing proxy wars and being a jewish cock sleeve.
Kayden Sullivan
US recruiter please fuck off
Carson Perez
I went to my recruiter in august of 15 and was at basic by jan 16. Gotta get lucky with openings buy aircrew is definitely a cool job to get. If you enlist do noy settle and DO NOT go in with an open contract for a job
Xavier Jones
Defend Jews from.not having the worlds money while youre homeless or wirking to pay bills, thank you for being a pattiot to the finsnciers of politics.
Landon Jenkins
Too old for my forces. So I got my training somewhere else.
Isaac Thomas
op is a kike
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Evan Brown
Fuck Civic Nationalism
I'll join when we get Freikorps.
Sage this thread because it gets repost every day
Luis Jones
I would have gone OCS when I was younger but I have exploding knee syndrome and flat feet.
Im late 20s now, Im too old and I can't run for shit. Im not out of shape I just can't run without my legs falling apart
I serve my country by teaching US History instead. I envy everyone in the military it was what I always wanted to do growing up.
Anthony Gonzalez
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Jace Hughes
See how fucked up your life gets when gasoline hits $20 a gallon
Opium is indefensible however
Leo Morris
>I serve my country Good goi.
Asher Morgan
I was comms guy in the army.
Bentley Price
Nothing deters communism like 200 000 nonchalant troopers.
Christian Brown
Join so you get military experience because you will need it when things break down here, but if you get deployed, band with other whites for protection so other ethnic/racial groups die, not you.
Lucas Long
I did. Little secret: if you don't realize you're basically a mercenary you're an idiot.
John Gomez
Because I'd rather defend Denmark and not EU.
Asher Cook
I tried to join but was denied due to not having a moral enough character. I tried every branch and was told the same thing. That was in 2008. The reason I was denied was because of a misdemeanor possession charge "less than one ounce of marijuana" and there were no waivers available at the time.
Matthew Gomez
That sucks man. When i was in basic in jan 2016 they said if we had done weed less than 14 times and noy after signing our contract we would get a waiver
Cameron Johnson
Lol just go for a severely undermanned field. I got five waviers and a signing bonus.
Anthony Miller
I'm a 12A in the army, fuck enlisting
Tyler Ortiz
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Camden Kelly
The vast majority of these fuckers out here wouldn't last one day in basic.
They would be crying, pissing, and shitting themselves so hard everyone around them would be forced to buttfuck them in a train just so they get crones and 4F.
When I was a platoon leader, I loved to get the kind of fuckers I see out here in my platoon.
OHHHHHHH MAAAAAN. Did I love to break them down and fuck with them. Most begged to get out in no time flap. And I was fucking delighted to show them the fucking door.
I've smoked almost daily since then, because I gave up on going in. I'm 32 now and doubt they would take me. Plus, I'm overweight now as well. Sucks because a lot of my friends joined right after high school in 2003 and they all seem to be doing well.
Liam Richardson
Pic very related
Josiah Russell
Youd be surprised how many military members browse Sup Forums. I knew at least 6 marines amd airman back at DLI who would always drop Sup Forums tier material
Hudson Bailey
Good Men died to protect America's sovereignty. Oil is a vital commodity, but it's still just a commodity. It isn't worth trading control of our nation for.
Brandon Morales
They shouldnt, government slaves shouldnt be here, we arentba fan of the military.
Xavier Hall
Because in the army you
>can't stay up late >have to shower in front of other people >change in front of other people >sometimes poop in front of other people >internet is monitored
Need I say more?
Lincoln Allen
because im 35 years old
Chase Morgan
Nobody respects butter bars. You get laughed at in any real unit. My pl made us do pt out in the field because we were having trouble with range control. Later that we got tied him and gave him a rough ride in the back of our lmtv with our mre garbage.
Aiden Bell
True most people here probably couldnt make it through even AF basic training more or less even get recruited. Also i dont understand why people here hate the military. >hurr we fight for da jooooz Yeah ok so you obviously dont know abouy our global operations thay have nothing to do with israel much less the middle east.
Lucas Bailey
No. I'm sure one or two sneak through every now and then.
Weak leaders let them sometimes.
Cooper Collins
Good, get out of here we dont support the thugs ofbthe Jews.
Jordan Nelson
I did, 4 tours, 24 years
Cameron Torres
Good servant of the state.
Anthony Scott
Lol ok there buddy. Explain how im a thug for the jews as a linguist knowing korean.
Michael Fisher
I'm a wealthy banker so I never had time to serve in the military. But I applaud those who do. Protecting US banker investments around the world is a noble endeavor. Thank you! High bank profits and huge banker bonuses are good for America. We all benefit. You guys are heroes! My kids are going to the most expensive private schools and will be going to elite universities, so they thank you too.
Andrew Cooper
Fuck off with your warmongering, kike schill.
Michael Edwards
How about company commander with rail road tracks? I was that as well.
You retards out here haven't got a fucking clue and its obvious.
Check yourselves. Get off the fucking internet and get with the program.
I'm just about done with watching you fuckers bust a load in the air.
Its pointless.
Jordan Myers
>elite universities No they won't, because money has nothing to do with education.
Mason Martin
While you're not wrong
Landon Stewart
How did you comission? Also i see a ton of 1lts straight outta the academy and theyre like 22 and theres tons of a1cs here who are older than them and complain abiut having a superior who is barely 23 yo
Charles Baker
You didn't say why it wasn't fighting a Jewish war though. The fact is that Sup Forums has your number. Dying in some Iranian goatfucker's or Norkie's hellhole doesn't make any sense when there are commies at home threatening our way of life more than those foreigners ever could.
Use the IDF if you want Greater Israel, leave me out of it.
Josiah Morales
I'm sure you came in as o-3. Everyone starts somewhere and, officers get taught humility constantly. Act like a faggot get an ate-up unit. You act like your invincible your not.
Sebastian Bennett
Because this country isn't worth fighting for, even in self-defense. I'd like to leave, and I'm going to try as soon as is feasible.
Noah Collins
I'm waiting for enlistment bonuses to go up so I can get my shekels
Charles Sanchez
Go critically manned jobs. 1A8X1 when i signed had 14k
Alexander Nelson
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Wyatt Jackson
>you're surrounded by other patriotic Americans You mean mostly nigs, spics and single mother retards looking for gibs and a free ride through University of Phoenix?
Leo Cook
>Can't swim >nigger >fag flag You realize aircraft fly over water, right? When I was deployed we had 2 go down in water. Every one lived because there were no non-swimming niggers aboard.
Caleb Lewis
I'm a Senior in High School. I don't really have any aspirations to join the military, but if this North Korea shit blows up, I'm enlisting in the USMC.
Brody Anderson
Just do a 4 and out for free college
Grayson Young
>So why haven't you enlisted yet?
They say a sub goes out with 150 men and comes back with 75 couples.
William Bennett
>he thinks education has anything to do with money
Jason Moore
>Fuck Civic Nationalism >that flag american education strikes again
Asher Nguyen
What about being a police officer? Or coast guard? Border Patrol?
Connor Rodriguez
>you're surrounded by other patriotic Americans Adding to the national debt >communists are not allowed While sapping the tax teet >best benefits of any job you can reasonably attain Such as dying for Israel and leaving gf for months >get to travel the world Away from your ancestral homeland >guaranteed paycheck as long as you're in Mercenary >promotes a healthy, redpilled lifestyle (free gym, lots of physical, manly activity every day) Along with the microaggression classes and lowered standards every day >earn the respect of your countrymen Who and being drowned by the aliens brought in by Uncle Sam >defender of your nation (((your)))
Robert Collins
Estonia education everyone
You can't do that though.
Jaxson Collins
at least you get free health care when you sign up
Isaiah Perry
Bingo. America has ceased to be worth fighting for since the civil war.
Ryan Rivera
uh why the fuck not?
Colton Nguyen
>tfw automatically rejected because autism diagnosis
It's not even true, I was just a bit shy in school.
Levi Adams
Honestly, being a drain on the corrupt and ideologically insane American government is a good thing, as is spending time away from it