Reverse racism at all time high at workolace

The admin literally promote and hire minorities and females as soon as they meet eligibility. Meanwhile, white men have to go above and beyond for years past eligibility for a chance. What should we do?

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blue, hopefully the alien tech can save my dog :(

Purple button.

All of them

this

Grey. Just grey.

Purple. I almost picked red but that unhealthy pig doesn't need my help.

If you don't choose pink you need to gtfo this board

Green. Because,

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP!

Grey saves you from all side-effects from not pushing other buttons, so that one. Sorry, Dog.

purple

all the rest is literally useless whogivesafuck

Green

Amy Schumer is by far, the funniest comedian on the planet. (If you don't count Adam Sandler)

I'm not really depressed and use QWERTZ keyboard, so Amy Schumer dieing seems to be the best option.

Doggo shouldn't have to live through the pain of life like we do. Doggo's are already happy creatures, they would probably hate life if they lived that long

blue
those space niggers better hit me up with some sick ayy tech for bringing them into existence
im talking
>spaceships
>ayy puss
>body modification
>cool robot pal
>sheckle production

also pressing the rest of them because the lad who made this didn't put a limit

black button

Blue,

Use their advancements

youtu.be/Yb5ivvcTvRQ

If you press anything other than purple you are beyond saving.

Pretty shitty buttons sempai. I guess blue as long as they will kill everyone on Earth.

Purple is literally the only not autistic button

>indestructible
>space time travel
>AI
Supercar is by far the best and can help you gain any of the other benefits.

>replies ITT
No wonder they are only hiring minorities

Did some beaner fleeing ICE steal your job?

Cure for depression

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based

you just pushed Frieza's head on accident

Pink button could give me hours of entertainment, there's so many good Hentai out there that need to be translated!

>all computers use dvorak
This, I regret changing because I look like a retard using a regular keyboard in public.

Can I use a time machine before I push the purple button?

>pick blue
>NASA discovers some bacteria
I'd pick it if it means advanced aliens though.

Red. Bitch gotta go

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I press pink so other anons don't have to and are free to press other buttons

very alt-right

Roll for ayy lmaos

>not pressing the pink button
you guys are gaye

Dvorakfag here. thanks for the recognition. Since all other buttons are a shit I press that one

you're a tard, the pen is, you can just write all the other items and or effects into reality with it, effectively giving you all of them through the means of only one.

Gray button. I'd give anything to be able to be happy again

all of these buttons are garbage
wheres the button that sends them all to the trash

L
M
A Y Y
O

(B L U E)

Supercar is unbelievably OP, needs serious nerf to be on same tier as others

blue button wouldn't do anything, so I choose orange for some good kino

Ctrl F orange
LITERALLY 0/0.

orange

Green or Purple.

Fuck it, I’ll take the daily dose.

Aliens are real!!!
Iwanttobelieve

>red is whatever
>blue is potentialy fucking awfull
>yellow is whatever
>green is okay
>toasty orange is meh
>purple is okay
>dont have it
>hentai censorship is minimal, the good stuff doesnt have it anyways.

>ALL hentai
That's a lot of porn. I choose pink.

this so much

Blue so I can buy a twi'lek sex slave

As I understand it the pen is only good for convincing people. If you write "I have a supercar" that would be a lie and the car won't materialize for you.

>pen that rewrites history
>computer that freezes time
>teleporting supercar

tough choice. much better than the Nothin Personnel dagger or the kid that attracts pedos

Amy Schumer died in late 2015.

As tempting is the green is purple is clear winner

Gray, please just end it all.

pink, best choice

Tough choice between red and pink, probably pink because we barely ever hear about Schumer here.

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Pink,Blue,Purple and Green at the same time

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

None.

They're all lame as shit.

Or you can just learn Japanese and stop being a fag.

Pen, not even up for debate.
>copy Mein Kampf
>send to every non-jewish publishing house on the planet
>Reich 4; Zyklon Boogaloo
>become the Fuhrer but with a propaganda instrument with a literal 100% success rate

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There is no such thing as reverse racism, it's just racism. Stop falling for the meme

Hmm... Well, the gray one looks like the only one that would actually improve somebody's life. On the other hand I don't have depression, so I choose red.

What does the pen do? Does it make something to be true? If I write that water melts at 40°C, will all the water at lower temperature become solid? Or maybe I didn't understand it right and it is a device to uncover the truth? So if I indend to write about 9/11 perpetrators, it will name every single person responsible?
Either way it seems to be a doomsday device.

Whites must organize along racial lines like everyone else does.

aapiusa.org/Advocacy/Legislative

>Amy Schumer dying is irrelevant, instead, offer the death of the Jews, or all niggers or something
>It's statistically impossible, considering the vastness of the universe, for aliens to NOT exist somehow, change it to "Humanity finds similarly developed life from another planet"
>Never heard of Dvorak
>Don't care about Horror movies
>Don't own a dog
>Don't have depression (Y E T)
>The best part of hentai is the art style and the poses, the arched back with the typical moe face looking back at the male in doggy style, for instance. Plus hentai genitals look like shit because it's going to be censored anyways

Since I'm a Sup Forumsidya autist, I want Obsidian to forever have the rights to make superior Fallout games. I'll even compromise, and allow one shitty game by Bethesda, followed by a stunning game from Obsidian, like 3-New Vegas, as long as it's the original F:NV dev team, not the faggots working there nowadays

Why wasn't the alien button grey instead of the depression button? Also, blue is more commonly associated with depression than grey.

In summary, this picture really pegged out my autism in ways even I didn't think possible.

This desu

Grey. I've always wanted a new Night of Broken Glass.

Green, though purple would be great, having a doggo forever would be a pretty big responsibility from which I could not escape

"Oh nooo, I mysteriously tripped and fell on all the buttons! How clumsy of me!"

"Oh no, I fell on the Amy Shumer button twice!!"

Does doggo age like a human or does he get old at like 15 and stay like that till I die

Laptop of the Omega Wizard, for sure.
>infinite time to do coursework with no downsides

>the virgin "option"
>THE CHAD DECISION

This is normal for the past 12 years of my life and 5 different companies.

Also, grey button.

I genuinely suffer from major depression.
It's likely genetic.
I refuse medication.
I'm still the best employee anywhere I work.

Red or black

This

Green, without a shadow of a doubt. Bethesda destroyed Fallout.

But the green one would be the same as the grey one

10,000% THIS

what kind of aliens are we talking about here
illegal aliens?
technically aliens that are just bacteria from outside earth?
advanced civilization that visits our planet?

>a bunch of bullshit I don't care about
>all hentai uncensored & translated
There's only one real choice.

Supercar is better than assassin dagger because you can use it to assassinate cucks who are already dead too.

grey

Party is bag underrated.
>any drug
I'm going to take this to mean any fictional drug as well, meaning literal panaceas and age-reversing drugs and things like NZT from Limitless.

I want to see her slow downward spiral, death would be too quick. I wanted aliens to be real ever since i was a kid.

Whisper "George Soros" into my assassins dagger and stab him 4 times to see what happens.

Aliens are real, no doubt.

It could restore so much of my happiness to know that the jews and illuminati are such fucking assholes because they need to strip mine my resources for a good reason: eg, the earth doesn't get blowned up by ayylmaos

He will instantly die after the first, because the dagger is bugged. Take pen instead and write "George Soros is dead" and don't forget record him being buried alive.

Supercar
>fly around until I find feral niggers
>land on them, crushing and killing them
>do this repeatedly
>find government subsidized housing
>crash into it repeatedly
>go back in time and help Hitler, becoming one of the highest ranking Nazis ever
>stay there

This. We're in the wrong timeline

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This is only the begining, it's going to get SO much worse as the years progress.