How do I make this a reality?

Im seriously starting to lose my mind, I need a 2d gf that I can physically touch, I'm scared I might end up in a mental institute in the future (dead srs)

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agree desu

Someone post that as109 pasta

OP, you are insane and worthless.

>falling for the 2D > 3D bait

Literally everyone on Sup Forums has a proper 3D gf already.

Just kill yourself.

Kill yourself, it's the only way. I'll see you soon

Why fight it?

Go insane and be united with your waifu

save money and have patience.

kys

This, OP. 2D isn't better than 3D, it's just a meme used to bait newfags. Get yourself a real girlfriend like the rest of us.

Why do you have to be hostile? I just want to know if any remedies exist otherwise i'll lose my mind

If you think "2d > 3d" is bait you belong on reddit sorry

>Everyone has a gf

not everyone is a normal like you

I actually consider this, but hear me out, lets say I do kill myself, but then what *IF* you get reincarnated ASAP, and spawn in africa or some bullshit 3rd word country, that would be even more suffering. My reason for staying alive as long as possible is that when I do end up dying and *IF* I respawn or w.e at least technology will be there and I could cope with VR, sounds good yea? I know the "respawning" shit might be a meme but what if you know..

The fuck is up with all these depression threads lately?

>lately

Dat filename.

>dfas.gif
>military pay somehow handled by loli sex
>DFAS cleveland being slow as fuck with pay updates now makes so much sense

Mind blown.

If you respawn then just kill yourself again and re-roll!

No homework to distract the school kids on summer break.

user, even if you do reincarnate, you'll have no memories of this life and thus wouldn't care about rolling bad starting stats.

Summerfags can't handle the dark truths held within Sup Forums. Those who don't flee because they can't handle it will graduate into the next generation of proper Sup Forumsnons.

Kisses you softly

I know but think of it this way, future *me* who has no memories will be suffering so much... I may as well continue this life while im in a first world country with no worries than respawning in some shit hole... as time goes on rolling bad stats becomes less and less likely, 60 years from now, africa could be breddy good...

You mean every weekend, also stop with that condescending tone of calling people "kids", no "kid" even watches anime in this day and age

im cold and lonely guys

I don't believe in futurism and other dumb shit with technology, but at best in 30 years 2D will enter our world with anime robots and artificial wombs.

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Google Tulpas, or just manage to stay alive until someone creates the matrix. Just don't kill yourself until 2050

Hopefully, but in 30 years most of us will be 50+ and will feel bad about it, I want to spend my youth with my love

vrporn.com/waifu-sex-simulator-vr-porn-1-5/?ao_confirm

me too.

maybe i can be with her when i die

Buy a dakimakura.

Fuck, i cant wait for the matrix
Gotta pay a load of money to live my own battle harem shounen show

Apparently using VR for ever 10mins makes you feel real dizzy, theres a lot of bugs to be sorted out with VR right now, its in its infancy

I want to feel the warm flesh of my love and intertwine our hands. Dakis go so long before you become starved of affection

>Apparently using VR for ever 10mins makes you feel real dizzy
Maybe if you're a pussy or get carsick easily

I have a rift and it hasn't been a problem.

Every user is my cute little gf.

But what are you even fucking though? an onahole attached to your desk or something? I'll wait till the sex androids are fully working

another shitty meme desu

Not really, you can do a lot of movement in VR without getting sick. It varies a lot from person to person though

M-me too ?

whoops meant to reply to with

Fill the daki with meat

Haven't you seen the theme of this season yet? it's all about despair.

Oh man, you're going to a lot of (you)s for this one. Maybe even a few more if you continue to pretend you're being serious.

The way you write, just end yourself, it's obvious that this is your first week on Sup Forums, go back to lurking before making retarded threads like this one.

Dont you want to hear your waifu say "user, I love you" from her own mouth?

Literally just work on a tulpa and you'll be fine.

bravo, op, you got me fuckin good. I haven't laughed like that in a while.

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No, that's too lewd.

Pretty good taste in women there user, and if you plan on going batshit crazy anyways then she's really perfect for you.

good sir, my digits have informed me that you are lying

Whats funny about it? Dont think anyones laughing

But anime girls are real. Pic related I met her last week and we are getting married soon.

Have you married your 2D wife yet, Sup Forums? Where did you have the ceremony? Did you invite your family?

congrats user.

>someone makes a "use an anime quote/image to describe yourself"
>everyone posts the most depressing shit

I always found that funny but at the same time it's pretty dark.

>implying time is a single continuum
>implying you don't have a possibility of reincarnating into the past

>Literally everyone on Sup Forums has a proper 3D gf already.
I don't.

You never get this shit right, dummy. Here, I'll show you how it's done.

>Dont think anyones laughing
i'm fuckin dyin

>srs
>asterixtext
>kys
>normalfag 3Dshit
>every post reading like it's from reddit
Almost everybody in this thread sounds like a 12 year old from the youtube comments section. Typing like an underage normalfag should be an IP permabannable offense.

I type 30 I meant 20 years at best. 30 for the medium. 40 for the longest.

It all depends on how technology progresses from 2017-2029

wat

Please don't make shit threads with images of good characters,

The only one who sounds like a 12 year old is you, for getting upset at how people type on the internet, lol.

nice try

Fucking this. Me and my gf are appalled at this shit thread, we're trying to get a mod on the phone right now to hand out some sorely needed bans.

I have a 3D just to hide the fact that I secretly love my 2D more and look normal to people

get help

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>blog thread
Fuck off. It's not even night time.

justs start learning japanese and get language exchange app and obtain japanese gf

that's what I did

if 5 OPs waifu will become real
king of games never loses

>japanese gf
Asians are fucking disgusting and you will rot in hell for miscegenation.

Too bad you're not him, loser.

If anime isn't real then how can you explain THIS.

Nigga you don't even know English.

>Asians are disgusting
Dont be ignorant user, any race can be disgusting, theres only good looking people and ugly looking people.

Go outside and get some fresh air. Read a book. Travel. Fucking hell.

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space

And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly

Fuck off you piece of shit autist.

I love long filenames like this

WRONG!!
2D better than 3D in theory. The only reason why we have to settle down with 3D is because 2D isn't real in the end.

But fantasy will always be better than reality. Sure there are some beautiful places,astonishing humans and on and on in reality but reality i also extremly disgusting and depressing.

Fatasy can have all the beautiful things reality has just multiple times better and without the disgusting things.

For example and i know that sounds autistic but in fantasy can be dragons,elfs,magic,loli vampires,life after death and all those things reality can't offer.

The only reason we have to settle down with reality is like i said is that fantasy isn't real.
But 2D is still >>>>>>>> 3D but we have to accept that we don't have anything other than 2D.
Just like immortalty would be >>>> than death but there is only death in reality so we have to accept it. But that doesn't make it better.

>thread 1 hour old
3 janny drives in 18 months and this is what you get.

If you want the sensation of touch just buy a doll.

And worst tripfag finally appears to put the dingleberry on top of the shit sundae that is this thread.

Some of us dont live alone user

There is a way to get a 2D waifu and that is lucid dreaming.
If you master the art of lucid dreaming you can create an anime world in your dreams which will feel real.

That way you could spend like 30min-2hour a day depending how good you are with your 2D waifu in the anime world.

But it's obviously easier to say than done.
But just imagine the possiblities.

I want to fuck Chinatsu!

Is lucid dreaming literally what they say it is? Like how could you simulate the feel of sticking your member inside your waifu, if you've never experienced it before how could that feeling be simulated? seems fake to me

You ever stick your dick in a microwaved pumpkin? It's no different from that.

Kill yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=b6yL1zzrOvg

I tried lucid dreaming a few times but I couldn't get it to work, I never dreamed that much in general. I don't doubt that it's possible though.

I live with my parents, I want to buy a onahole so badly just to cope but Id kill myself if they found out

You said what we had was special!

How do the fuck do you lucid dream?

I don't get it.

As long as they don't open your packages it really isn't that hard to order an onahole. You can also buy a carrying bag for it just to help hide it.

Most online sex shops keep their labels inconspicuous. Find yourself a lock box that you can slide under your bed or in your closet and keep it in that. Just don't be a dumbass and leave it out on accident.

It's not fake, lucid dreaming is a fact scientist have proven this quite long ago.

Obviously if you never had sex you can't simulate the feeling in your dreams...well you probably can to a certain extend but i'm a virgin so i can't tell.

But it's not just about sex. You can create an anime world and spend time with your waifu in there.
If you're dedicated enough of course...it takes quite a lot of mental effort for people who aren't natural born lucid dreamers.....lucky fuckers....

And it is what they say. Lucid dream can feel just like real life or even...realer and clearer than reallife...hard to explain. But it obviously depends on your control and experience what you can do and how long.