Tell me why you aren't getting /fit/ right now, Sup Forums

Tell me why you aren't getting /fit/ right now, Sup Forums

The A in Fat comes before the I in Fit.

He's dead. This is where /fit/ gets you.

gym is full of niggers

I drink too much alcohol but overall it's decent not a fat ass

That's just because he had a heart problem he didn't know about.
So what, don't talk to them.

jews

Unironically this

I am.

Also into level /fa/

I could never really get into /fa/

Why though? It's not like George Soros goes to your local gym and prohibits you from entry.

No space for a home gym, not paying $30 a month to use some shitty gym.

Already was at the gym this morning

you dont get it maaan, Soros is God, Jews sell you powders and shame your laptop natural Aryan body

Why not pay that for something life changing? Surely there's something you can cut down spending on to afford a membership.

Because I'm going to Mass.

That's a good alternative but you should really be doing both. Even just a few days a week can make a difference.

And if he hadn't been abusing his body by starving it then cramming it full of calories and putting as much stress on his heart as a 900lb woman's, he'd still be unaware of the problem and living happily.
>cracks beer
Yeah, I'm going to relax into my old age. I don't know a single person over 90 who worked out a day in their life.
I know plenty of dead joggers.

Well don't go to the extreme Zyzz did. You don't have to be like him but at the same time, you don't need to be a fat piece of shit who drinks beer all day, there is a good middle ground.

I like food

You have to do it everyday and I don't want to.

But I am!

its almost 11pm?

So do I, there's a thing called control though and also eating food that's good for you. When I first started, I needed to eat more in fact because I was skinny as fuck.
Unless you wanna be like Zyzz, you really don't. Like I said before, there's a middle ground.

Decent words but I can't put stock into them because of the memeflag.
>disregard all meme flags
So you could be saving my health but instead you memeflagged, so now I must eat until I burst my pants.
You could have saved me, user
pic related.

No you don't;
If you want to get in decent shape, you can workout like 3-4 times per week.
You don't need to become a bodybuilder.

this
listen to this guy.

Start lifting and eating healthier.
I started close to half a year ago and never felt better/more confident.

three times a week are plenty

I'm giving good advice and you won't listen because of a memeflag?

I dont want to turn into a faggot

How does getting /fit/ make you a fag?

>Tell me why you aren't getting /fit/ right now, Sup Forums
I have a bench in my room, making gains now life looking sweet. Why are you shit posting on the internet instead of working out?

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Good job, I just started a workout regimen.

Because I'm about to go to bed and I don't workout on Sunday anyway.
Good luck senpai

Because Jewish media told him that being masculine is dangerous and racist.

My great uncle is 76, he's been drinking and smoking since 13, he rarely exercised and eats whatever the hell he wants (just not excessive). Still alive and in good health.

Meanwhile, cousin worked out regularly, ran marathons and went on diets to maintain ideal body weight. Got terminal cancer at 31 and died....

Last time I left my house I was being followed by CIA agents so I can't go to a gym but I might tell my mom to pick up some weights next time she leaves to buy me groceries

Just don't over do it, it's that simple.

Have fun living to 90 but what's the point of having your body for so long when you never used it zyzz died from recreational drugs btw

Lol you're a fucking retard if you think this means anything

There is literally no reason to be muscular unless you are a fighter or live in a bad hood. Waste of time.

I know right, you could just be sat on your ass shitposting. There's also a reason to do it for your health and aesthetics.

zyzz was a rentboy and a degenerate....he also took degenerate drugs and shitposted on the chans after the age of 18.

wtf is wrong with him?

Yeah he had his problems but the fact he went from pic related to the op pic is great.

puberty gainz

Because the mods keep moving the /sig/ threads to /bant/

because i'm drinking red wine, watching films and planning for a decent nights sleep before going to work you shiftless little cuck

I started 6 weeks ago and go every other day, it's quite doable

He looks like he was nearly done with puberty after that pic.

Case in point
Here's another on Sup Forums
Fucking mods man.

Shills must be sliding threads again

All threads about people actually improving upon themselves always get slid.

What is it? Body fat?

I don't know how to use any of the equipment at gyms, and don't want to be around anybody. Having to do it for months and years just to see progress really makes it unappealing to start.

Fashion

Can't really argue with that. Kinda true. Fat lazy keyboard fucks lol

Well try doing something at home and then save up and buy some basic equipment. Most gym equipment is pretty easy to learn anyway and just ignore people at the gym, they're about as interested in you as you are interested in them. Don't think about anyone else, remember, you're doing this for yourself.

Because I like having sex with women and also don't want to look like the faggot in your pic.

A. You don't need a gym to get fit. See yogging, running, biking.
B. A bench is literally 5ish feet by a foot and a half maybe. Adjustable dumbells take up no room
Just sayin

If he's so fit why'd he die?
I'm fat and I'll probably live until I'm 90 unfortunately, why risk fucking that up to look like a gay porn star?

Zyzz is a shitskin. Why do you worship him?

Heart problems and drugs. If you're fat you won't live past 75, you'll die of heart related issues or some form of bowel cancer. You don't have to look like Zyzz, it's about getting healthy and living a good lifestyle.

Naw, my great greatuncle is still alive and he's pushing 100, fat as fuck too. I'm not saying everyone should be 400 lbs but as far as "fitness" it doesn't seem to help or hinder.

but I am user..

Shouldn't you be working on temple OS right now?

Was he fat at your age? Also, it's not about living long, like I said it's about having a good lifestyle, being healthy and looking nice. I'd rather die at 30 fit rather than die at 100 fat.
Keep going user, you're gonna make it.

My gf likes chubby dudes, so no reason. Not really concerned about my health.

>sleep apnea
>fibromyalgia
>smoker
>already 40

I'm too tired and it hurts to much to stress my body, the stress makes it hard to quit smoking and i'm already too old for it to matter.

today is rest day

Because I'm an ugly dumbass and only eating makes me happy and

F

Don't do it for women, forget about everyone, do it for you and your aesthetics.
Yeah, if you're around that age I wouldn't really recommend it unless you're really fucking determined which you really don't sound at all.
Try getting professional help or see if eating healthier food makes you happy. Have you tried working out? Because that makes me feel really happy after a session.