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>kills 500 niggers each year

Are hippos the most based animal on the planet?

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Yeah Hippos are awesome plus their double can be used to insult fat people

Fucking Hell it would be legit terrifying to be chased by that

I wasn't aware hippos were even aggressive to humans.
oh wait they aren't

Niggers kill thousands of niggers each year. Are niggers the most based animal on the planet?
Also what about artificial niggers?
Do you think we should create nigger android gangs to kill nigger gangs?

>oh wait they aren't
Most dangerous animal in afrika to humans.

>ITT Sup Forums finds it's spirit animal

This. I believe Steve Irwin himself claimed that the most dangerous thing he ever did was cross a river full of them.

They are extremely territorial and surprisingly fast.

>afrika
>humans

Hippos apparently kill more people every year than any other animal in Africa

youtube.com/watch?v=q08E4240aC0

scariest animal on the planet

>africa
>people

Based Hippo "aint no niggers in my rivers" potamus

haha yeah its a battering ram on legs that can also eat you in one big gulp

You missed the joke

Kek.

newfags everywhere

Hippos
>fat
>african
>ill tempered
>look all comical like
>in north america, hippos lie around in the zoo as we throw food into their mouths
Hippos = Sheboon

>Do you think we should create nigger android gangs to kill nigger gangs?
...if we can program them to do that exclusively, yes. I'd say it's an idea worth pursuing.

By the way, did we ever get anywhere on genetically engineering those hives of zyklon bees?

Yes. I also love that they look so damn ridiculous and yet are the most dangerous animal in Africa.

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
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Found Sup Forumss new favorite brewery with based hippo mascot. Based in white suburbia paradise.

Hippo "drown the coon in the lagoon" potamus

Viz, to wit, ergo, and Q.E.D.

9/10

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Amazingly ugly, their faces look like ballsacks.

cute as pie!

Except niggers

>Most dangerous animal in afrika to humans.
>Implying that's not niggers

Are you retarded?

Niggers aren't humans

Aww baby hippo is deplorabl-I mean adorable

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they are seriously scary as hell. Not even kidding
youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08

Perfect pet for me
I used to have Dobermans but can't have a dogo now because I grieve when they die
I just looked it up and hippos live 40 to 50 years so that's me for life

I'm pretty sure the most dangerous thing Steve Irwin has ever done was swim with a stingray.

/r/ing hippo pepe type guy

It's like a cute turd
I want one
(A hippo)

This is a good animal story. My sister's husband works at the Zoo (not in video though)

youtube.com/watch?v=wXfO9ngX-OA

there are 3-4 videos on Fiona (hippo) if you are into animal stories

feels cute man

Kek

horses and cows kill a lot more, that is fake as fuck

so i just did it myself. say hello to hippopepe

Kinda looks like croc

added ear

6/10

Decent first effort, but needs work.

yeah its just a basic ms paintjob. someone else wants to meme up a better more smug version i would be a happy hippo

apparently in US, not so

cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5829a2.htm

am hipper

and yeah it does
actually pretty happy with the r8, m8. start posting it and maybe a drawfag will pick it up.

>new forced meem

Their closest relatives are whales. They basically branched off the amphibious group of mammals that whales came from.

so you are saying in the us, hippos kill 2900 people still you have none?? LOL
I know a lot of people who died with horses and in spain with bulls

wow... I cant even.... literally shaking from how fucking stupid you are.

t. hippo

you seem to know much about whales. why.

>animal-size-comparison-5.jpg

>Sharks kill 5 people annually.

I call bullshit.

Lmao at everyone replying to this post thinking niggers are people

Not really an animal but you're still leaving out a top contender.

I don't know why bu I feel a strange bond or kinship with the hippo. I think we should do all we can to support our blubbery allies

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Yea but they can t-bad people to death IRL, which is some pretty high level trolling

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Salt kills way more niggers per year than hippos

According to the World Health Organization mosquito bites result in 1 million deaths in africa each year
I think I found their weakness

>Brits, democrats, and swedes cant even fight a hippo with their bare hands

it's hippepe you FUCK

i didn't realize America had a problem with hippos killing people

typical germ. how old are you? 13?

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I would tame it and ride it like a horse, niggers never attempted to tame animals

I always wondered why these fuckers existed. Now I do. Sent here by God himself.

JESUS CHRIST

most racist maybe

hippepe will defo have some good angery versions.

big if true.

this post is so underappreciated by the mongs on Sup Forums. well played fellow burger

Run nigger run

wouldnt niggers be the most based animal on the planet? since they kill each other even more

nah mate, Rhodesians are.

> youtu.be/Uoaq3K65MSY

>niggers
>human

There is a Liberian war lord by the name of General Mosquito, because mosquitoes kill so many people.

Hippos have evolved to hate niggers overtime.

could we smuggle automatic guns to hippos?

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i like this one.

you can do better.

make an hangery hangry hippepe

>kills 500 niggers each year
>not a single video about it

>strange animal kills 5 in africa every year
>2 gore footages

Im trired of this crap

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seriously this. WHERE'S MY HIPPO SNUF FILM!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE HIPPO CARNAGE

Blepe is already a hippo, no?

And the kids just don't get the joke. Well played

that's because hippo ate the cameraman also.

hilar

>this guy slaps your baby mama's ass

No one survives to upload the footage

LOL Sharks are pussies

Yes, we need more hippos

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If nigs had their shit together they could weaponize hippos and rhinoceros, just like poos and asians managed to with elephants

Plus hippos are good swimmers (as opposed to blacks), so you could have a amphibious war hippo unit, raiding coastal villages like vikings on their ships. How cool would that be?

hivemind

If you're ever in Africa and have to choose between crossing near crocodiles or hippos, take your chances with the crocs. Hippos aint scared of shit