>2017
>People still believe in religion
What the fuck? How long is it going to take these stupid old stories to die out? None of them are true.
>Decide to read the Bible
>Open it
>One of the first stories is about a talking snake
>A TALKING SNAKE
Snakes can't talk. They don't have vocal chords.
Hello Schlomo. How is life in Greater Israel, best ally™
Talking snake is just a nice way of saying "Jew"
There is no bigger sign of an adolescent brainlet than one that impotently rages against religion
No religions are true. They're all false.
Why aren't you retards saging the JIDF shill.
Wrong
Someone once told me to read the bible from the perspective of the person who wrote it. Think why would they write the stories and what could those stories represent.
The stories themselves are not to be taken at face value.
Theory. Theory. Theory. Theory. Theory. Theory. Theory.
First off, it's vocal cords, you mong. Secondly, no, they don't, however they do have a larynx. Snakes are capable of more than just hissing. Thirdly, why does your brain go to "snakes don't have vocal cords" for its reasoning as to why not? -That's- the part of the story that stood out for you?
you sir are the schlomo
>believing that there is a god who willingly chose to send his magic aids baby of a son to die to redeem all people and putting yourself in the moral right because of it
makes perfect sense
fuck off with any muslim tier philosphy
OP is a fedora or a pagan or both since most pagans were fedoras at one point of their lives
sage
>gay flag
>atheist
LOL
sage
>I'm 12 y/o the thread
This
sage
He is risen.
>How long is it going to take these stupid old stories to die out?
People like you will die out, because you will all be purged (DEUS VULT), and Christianity will still be around.
How's your religion of "no God" working out?
Is Sup Forums being raided by atheists? Food servers are getting rich with all this tipping right now.
I wonder ((((who)))) could be behind this thread.
Luckily, this man preventing the second coming from happening.
>>One of the first stories is about a talking snake
>too dumb to know a mythos when they see one.
Damn atheists are dumb!
Sage
Maybe it has to do with the fact that many people have good relations with their institutions and religion is the only moral ground for psychopaths, which run rampant in society.
>talking snake
>doesnt realize it was satan
SAGED
Daily reminder Atheism is the worlds fastest dying religion
Genesis is about man kind acquiring sentience. A lot of the stuff put in it is symbology written by shamans high off their asses on psychedelics. They wrote it like that because that was a common way of communication. Atheism is not secularism you prepubescent shit.