Eric Paddock in Vegas

FEAR AND LOATHING EDITION

>OUR BOY JUST ARRIVED IN VEGAS AND IS SPEAKING WITH AUTHORITIES

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Fully comped

How do you eat sushi without sauce?

sorry forgot sauce was too quick with the hands: reviewjournal.com/local/the-strip/strip-shooters-brother-in-las-vegas-cooperating-with-authorities/

He'll be staying at Mandalay Bay.

>Its reported he handed $100 bills to the authorities to take his sushi up to his suite
Damn

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Back in sin city for one last comp

>I will cooperate on one condition, I want LIFE TIME comps.
Ok Eric, you fucker.

So at this point they know shit, they’re just not saying anything. Praying for a legit insider because otherwise I’m pretty sure we’re getting to the end of the road here.

thank you for trying to push your reddit memes. Now go back and try there.

>police arrived today to speak to Paddock, but were met with unduly aggressive behavior
>neighbors report shouting of obscenities and occasional taco bell references
>Paddock was later seen at the station, taunting police that they would never know the taste of "comp'd sushi"

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>max comp

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>be bellboy
>Eric Paddock walks in, whiping sushi remnants out of his beard
>notice he has a shitload of duffel bags
>"sir why do you have so many heavy bags?"
>"shhh here's $100k, taco bellboy, carry my sush-I mean bags up"
>"ok"
>few hours pass
>he's been in his room all day
>there's a concert performing outside tonight
>can't on good conscience let him repeat what his brother did
>knock on the door
>"hello sir?"
>you hear what sounds like a gun being loaded
>break down the door to become an hero
>you burst in to see Eric laying in bed being fed thousands of dollars of sushi (comped) by a prostitute, he's clearly gained at least 15 pounds just in the span of 4 hours
>he shoots you in the face
>busts out the window
>vegas shooting 2: electric boogaloo
>he escapes
>takes the sushi with him
>shoots prostitute
>he has CIA on his payroll, $100k is nothing to him
>your legacy is now mass shooter who liked hookers
>media interviews Eric again, cocaine dripping out of his nose
>soaks up the attention
>gets a tv show on HBO
>everybody loves him
>outs Louis CK as a masturbating harasser
>outs the rest of hollywood
>exposes pizzagate as being real
>becomes best friends with Alex Jones
>he dies happily at 64 surrounded by his children
>"son come closer I need to tell you something"
>son comes closer
>"son your podcast was awful"
>dies a legend

he will be fully COMPED for his cooperation

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it really was all worth it just for taco bellboy

thank you, thank you

underrated

you KNOW either the hotels or the police are putting him up for free. they know how the man works

I keked

idk

this guy will be the e-celeb to beat them all. i guarantee it.

he's not going to slow down with the media mentions. you can tell the guy loves the spotlight

Fuckin comped

Serious question, you guys know that comped means compensated right?

>COMPS?
>at maximum sir

comped is the new kek'd

this ones on the house.

>It's a July afternoon in 2000 and Steve Paddock is sitting in the office of the GM of Mandalay Bay to negotiate for his appearance at 10 high stakes Texas Hold'Em games
>So Steve, where do we start, what do we have to do to get you here?
>Steve is dead silent, rocking back and forth and just starring through the GM
>The door flys open as a bell boy flys through the door and crashes into the GMs desk
>SUP FAGS
>It's Steve's attorney and brother, the other half of The Bellagio Boyz, Easy E, Eric Paddock
>Eric walks over to the passed out bell hop and wipes the blood off his shoes on his shirt
>STEVE NEED DRINK STEVE NEED DRINK STEVE NEED DRINK
>Eric yanks out of a vial of smelling salts from his coat pocket, breaks it and revives the bell boy
>GO GET STEVE A DIET COKE
>The bell boys zips out and grabs the drink and tries to hand it to Steve
>Steve starts screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Eric yanks the drink out of the bell boys hand, Steve calms down, and Eric slaps the bell boy across the face
>HEY PACO, YOU GIVE ME THE DRINK AND I GIVE IT TO STEVE, I GET STEVE THE DRINKS
>So FAG let's start talking, as Eric glares at the GM
>W-well.........we can offer up a free room for after every game and free food from our restaraunt on the floor
>What is the restauraunt?
>Taco Bell
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>Steve is rocking back and forth clearly distressed
>DON'T YOU EVER SAY TACO BELL IN FRONT OF ME UNLESS YOU'RE DENIGRATING AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN THE SAME SENTENCE
>Steve starts screaming "time for Wapner, time for Wapner, time for Wapner" over and over
>Eric stands him up and escorts him out of the room
>WE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW TO REALLY TALK, WE WILL GO TO ANOTHER CASINO IF I COME BACK AND EVERY TACO BELL WITHIN 5 MILES ISN'T LEVELED
>WE EXPECT HOTEL ROOMS LINED WITH UNDERAGED SIBERIAN PROSTITUTES AND THEIR NAKED BODIES COVERED IN CALIFORNIA ROLLS
>PUT YOUR FUCKING COMP FACE ON FOR TOMORROW FAGGOT

That guy is fuckin horrifying. HE must of been through some shit too, being all yellow bone and shit.

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if paddock had a pilots license and 2 planes at one time then why did he not fly a rental plane full of tannerite into the crowd?

why? because he either had been set up or was anti gun.

think about it. the guy had beeen planning this for awhile. you think he wouldnt of come up for the airplane thing if he was for real the one behind this?

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The FBI interview? It's comped.

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dude honestly i think he was just calculating shit 24/7 his whole life and by the time he got to be his age he couldn't take constantly calculating shit to make sense of the world. then he just fucking snapped when he heard the country music because it reminded him of the previous night when his neighbor started playing it while he was trying to sleep and having nightmares (as his gf described him as having at night).

Where are his other brothers

Police making sure he knows nothing. Gotta be sure all leaks are plugged.

granted my theory doesn't account for the accumulation of all that guns and ammo. obviously that wasn't just a snap

WHERE ARE THE OTHER 2 SIBLINGS???

they werent comped

Nice work!

so he just happened to buy almost 50 rifles in the weeks leading up to the event for no apparent reason?

3/10 for getting me to respond

anyone see any wetworks advertisements in LV craigslist recently?

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yeah i posted too fast

happens when you dont work at taco bell

>he say you Mandalay Bay gunna

It means free shit. On the House. High rollers get comped. You work at Taco Bell, leaf.

Can I get comped at taco bell? Im sorta hungry right now and low on funds.

It means 'Complimentary' you ninny

BRRRRRRRRREAKING NEWS

HOTEL AUDIO THAT WAS RECORDED JUST BEFORE THE SHOOTING IS RELEASED

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Still sleeping under the same freeway overpass in the San Fernando Valley where they were born, working at Taco Bell. Eric and Steve are the only two to ever reach gold card status, so you can understand why the news isn't interested in the others.

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This guy better be more coherent than his interview or he's going to get comped a room and thousands of dollars worth of nutraloaf in the pen.

Why is no one on Sup Forums talking about how this guy is an obvious Jew-face?

>he doesn't know about the box deal
i got comped an xbox one in september from taco bell.

but the games closed now. $600 video game consoles aren't a big deal for some people. we're a gaming family

No leaf, it means Co-M(ilitary) P(olic)ed, like when US and Leaf Soldiers meet at the Border for go backs

HOLY FUCK, NOT A DRILL

I played it never won shit, it was rigged

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WHEN STEVE WANTS A SANDWICH
YOU GET STEVE A FUCKING SANDWICH

The guy who did the shooting, whats his name again?

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That autist was in on it

Don't half ass it you faggots.

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>WE EXPECT HOTEL ROOMS LINED WITH UNDERAGED SIBERIAN PROSTITUTES AND THEIR NAKED BODIES COVERED IN CALIFORNIA ROLLS
ywn be COMPED to this degree

(They) will pull another 9/11 before the JFK files are released! Confirmed!

>I played it never won shit, it was rigged
that's because taco bell employees literally aren't eligible

YOU THINK STEVE PAYED FOR THE FLIGHT TO JAPAN???

Steve "I get a bill I will kill" Paddock

CAN'T EVEN THE STEPHEN

$10 says he eats at Taco Bell

this is only a Sup Forums meme
found the triggered taco bell poorfag

Im using my max comped ass.

COMPED

100,000 KeKs

Why is no one talking about this?

It means complimentary. Ever stay at a hotel? You know how some hotels have a complimentary breakfast? Well casinos do the same thing but on a much larger scale. They offer complimentary drinks, meals, even hotel rooms. Provided you gamble a certain amout.

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nobody mentioning how Eric looks just like Adam Lanza

SUSHI FUSION IDENTIFIED

checked and COMPED

checked & kek'd

DO WE LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF TACO BELL NIGHT SHIFT SHIT FOR BRAINS THAT YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO DEALING WITH?

HAS YOUR SON EVER TAKEN A COMPED FLIGHT TO EAT THOUSANDS OF DOLLAS OF THE FINEST SUSHI?

COMPED POSTING is the new OATS POSTING

HIS KOMP

>his brother could do anything
>AND HE DID
>MATHEMATICALLY

what if:
his brother wanted him to pay for the comped sushi and lavish life-style that he had due to him and he did the shooting just to put him in this situation and make a fool of himself

again:
>MATHEMATICALLY

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>Eric Paddock takes his bi-monthly stroll down to his local Social Security office
>There is a disheveled 40 year old woman sitting on the bench outside patiently waiting for the office to open to get her niggerbux card refilled
>The woman is glaring at Eric out of the corner of her eye, clinching her nearly disintegrated EBT card in fears that he may try to steal it
>Eric sits down beside her and lets out a long drawn out sigh
>You know............you and I are the same........
>The woman is completely befuddled because Eric is wearing a white track suit lined in gold with a gold chain that has a diamond studded star of david hanging off of it while she is wearing an old janitors jumpsuit that was thrown away because he sharted in it and now it is completely covered in 18 different infant chimpanzees vomit and diarrhea
>You need food........COMPED
>The woman jumps back as he screamed comped and misted her with saliva
>You need shelter.........COMPED
>The woman is now shaking because of her brain being attacked by Erics airborne autism
>You and I.....we just show up and everyone is waiting to COMP us just for existing
>I have Steve to take me down to COMP-town and you have the American taxpayers making it rain over you with COMPS
>The woman is now drooling with her head slumped over to the side gyrating back and forth
>Well......I'll see ya later, I've got an appointment with Hirohito over at Sushi Fusion for a consultation on my meal prep for my Taco Bell trip

GEE, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DIDN'T GET STEVE A SANDWICH WHEN STEVE SAID HE WANTED A SANDWICH, EINSTEIN?

Hate this faggot so much, taco bell is the shit.

someone in another thread hinted sushi was a codeword

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>Eric Paddock is taking his daily meal from Sushi Fusion prepared by an 839 year old Japanese chef that was a Kamikazi pilot in WW2, but, was resurrected by the Paddock lineage to prepare the most expensive and authentic sushi from the ESA list
>Eric orders it to go every week and switches it to a Taco Bell bag in his car
>Eric arrives to Taco Bell and walks up to the cashier as if to make a complaint about his order
>Uhm yeah, PABLO, this shit is fucked up
>He pulls out the sushi
>The cashier immediately knows what is going on because she heard a story from a 14 year old Taco Bell slave laborer at the childrens hospital as she volunteers at for her internship credit for her prospective medical study program as the slave laborer had been admitted as to what was now regionally known as "COMP syndrome"
>She starts to shake, uncontrollably out of pure dread
>YOU SEE, THIS IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI THAT WAS COMPED TO STEVIE FRESH
>It's the rarest sushi in the world, it's the bottom belly fat of the "Comp Fish" harvested with an atomic knife from the zygote of two previously endangered species that were driven to extinction in order to make it wildly expensive by a fiscal arms race created by 18 competing hotels in order to lure Steve Paddock to a high stakes Texas Holdem table in the ultimate "comp off" that will go down in history as the most lavish high roller luring expenditure in United State Casino history
>The girl is now sweating profusely and she cant stop shaking
>YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PEDRO
>THIS ISN'T SOME WELFARE SUSHI THAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE SPLURGE ON FOR YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY ONCE EVERY OTHER YEAR THAT IS FISHED OUT OF SOME GOOKS ASSHOLE IN THE UNREFRIGERATED LOADING DOCK OF PUBLIX
>The multiply misgenderd server is now shaking on the floor, with her eyes rolled into the back of her head, and foaming at the mouth in full "comp shock"

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Transcript it.

what if:

Stephen carried out the shooting because he didn't have the heart to tell his brother the comps were actually just a tab. Eric's exuberant lifestyle and sushi expenditures actually put Stephen in debt. He carried out the shooting so he wouldn't have to pay the tab Eric racked up in thousands of dollars of sushi. He just wanted Eric to be a happy boy.