Why the hell does Sup Forums worship cowtits so much?

Why the hell does Sup Forums worship cowtits so much?

>Sup Forums is one person

its all about that booty


Remember this
Ass>tits

>Sup Forums
>single entity

Tovarishch))))))))))

Sup Forums worship all kind of 2D.

Factually incorrect.

Idk I just love tits.

Hm!?

>Factually correct
ftfy

Go fap to Kodomo no Jikan, Pedobear.

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>pedobear
Is this 2007?

I wish.

Old memes> modern memes.

Cowtits are femininity incarnated.

Excellent taste.

Sonotoori. They make girls look beautiful.

Well, I don't. Cowtits are nothing but a male chest after a boob job. Being attracted to cowtits is literally gay. Don't be a faggot!

>not appreaciating the value and taste of a oldmeme.

newfags are cancer.

Flatty pls go.

because Sup Forums for women, /d/ is for traps

I've seen some fucked up "logic" used to try to defend or attack something on here but I think this might be the most fucked up.

1. thighs
2. ass
3. stomach
4. legs
5a. pussy
5b. face
.
.
.
9001. eyes
900001. forehead
900000001. armpits
9000000000000000001. tits

strong is love

>Sup Forums and only Sup Forums worships cowtits, not the entire world

I love flat chests. I love small breasts. I love medium sized boobs. I love big tits. Why can't you people do the same thing?

good taste

can this meme die off already

filled with men's hopes and dreams

Is that a question?

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Cause they'd probably feel like heaven
Shit idk

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Because Sup Forums is a shitposting board and people want to shitpost for free (You)

Saying you like everything won't give you (You)

I was gonna say good taste for putting thighs and ass that high but you need to swap armpits and stomach
literal pleb

My wife has big titties and they're the best pillows.

Normalfag need to fuck off. Why are you people even here?

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because Sup Forums has shit tastes, that's why.

(You)

I love big boobs.

get that shit out of here

they're filled with men's hopes and dreams

Because they're godly.

It's just science man
Being curvy overall has always been a sign of great fertility, so obviously we go for cowtits. Same thing with ass

>we

This meme need to die. Sup Forums has always prefered loli anyway.

>not loving big boobs AND flat chests
The 2D world isn't so cruel so as to make you choose one body shape.

>le my opinion is le official Sup Forums opinion maymay

I meant we as in guys but whatever

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>complains about someone using "we"
>uses Sup Forums in the next breath

Just stating fact no need to get so butthurt, normalfags.

>Butthurt
Does anyone even use that term anymore? What is this fucking 2009?

I don't care about your opinion I was just pointing out how hypocritical your post was

Yeah man its 2016 the new hot word is cuck now get with the program people!

>not liking cowtits and loli all the same
>closing off your tastes this hard
>being a fag

Where did I say I did not like cowtits?

Precisely

>loli is listed as a character trope and not a body type
>loli isn't even the most popular
>tomboy and oneesan (who are generally not lolis) together easily outnumber loli
>popularity of loli is highest with underaged b& and gradually drops with age, so you're basically admitting to being underaged and thinking all of Sup Forums should be like you


What did you possibly hope to accomplish with posting this image? Was it your goal to make yourself look as wrong and stupid as possible?

>popularity of loli is highest with underaged b& and gradually drops with age

You're wrong on this.

Your image literally proved that. Nice job.

>14-17 only
>loli is 7th
>18-24 only
>loli is 3rd

?

Imouto, schoolgirl and tsundere are most frequently lolis.

Like all lolifags you expose yourself as irrational and easily upset at every point.

because we used to be like you until we grew up

then we came back to shitpost because our lives became boring again

well , you aint wrong 'bout that, baby...

>not liking both

The only cancer here is normalfags who can't appreciate all 2D.

>moving goalposts and putting words in my mouth when all I've done is correct you trying to claim "Sup Forums has always preferred lolis"

irrational
and
easily upset

because they never expierenced the DOWNsides of large breasts on real women.

think about what happens to an E-cup after they stop being all youthfull and shit , let that SINK into your mind for a bit.

also:
>cow-tits
>creates imbalance
>creates heavy air-resistance
>back problems
>sagging

>itty bitty kitty titties
>aerodynamic
>well balanced
>no negative impact on physical health
>stand firm as a wall into high age
>still enough capacity to feed an average baby more than it needs per day

cow tits are good one-night stands , but small breasts are for a whole live

I hate it when a chest is made to look like a butt, especially if it's because of the clothes.
Not that there is a single bad thing about bums, mind.

Cowtits suck. Big fat cat tats are the largest acceptable tit size.

>real women
>relevant in discussion about 2D
Now this is desperation

OP never implied that.

>Why the hell does Sup Forums worship cowtits so much?
Most of us are heterosexual men or lesbians.

This might just be the most retarded logic I've ever seen on any place ever.

no old meme will ever beat DELETE THIS or JUST
prove me wrong

The problem here is that so many flatfags believe anything bigger than an A cup is automatically "cowtits", which when coupled with their obnoxious methods of shitposting greatly distorts what everyone thinks everyone else is talking about whenever they say terms like "big boobs" or "cowtits".

Nobody was talking about real women. Why do your kind always bring up real women or try to apply real world problems to fictional characters? Also why do you people never answer me when I ask this?

>this guy needs to argue about the size of breasts in fictional animated media

now this is sexual frustration

That's cool you should go tell all your facebook friends about it. I'm sure you'll get lots of upvotes, better get to it fast.

I tend to define cowtits as anything unrealistically large. Also, if they are animated to be super bouncy, they tend to give off that impression as well.

Once you experience some, you'll understand

The best girl in all of anime has cow tits.

On what basis?

ayayaye , look who's getting salty

I aint even using social media aside from whatsapp, i have real friends to do stuff with

>hating tits
>literally the most uniquely human sexual characteristic
What is wrong with you? Are you one of those animal kin tumblr talks about? Are you the wrong species?

This x1000

I agree but I'm just saying like most arguments on the internet the extremists tend to distort and ruin it all for people in the middle.

big tits are good for ~ara's or comfy characters

Becuase some of us are men, who like women; and don't have a fetish towards little children.

It also may indicate a chemical imbalance, specifically a lack of estrogen (which is what big tits are supposed to signal).

>its another newfag who bring 3DPD trash to Sup Forums

Go away.

These memes are unfunny trash from shitty unfunny board.

>being a normalfag

Fuck off.

>Ass>tits
Who gives a fap?!
It's all about dat megane'd face!

epic win

do you even know what board DELETE is form you newfag?

Nice number

Curious about the

Its from Sup Forums because of that one video on youtube garry's mod.

Are you implying that Sup Forums is great?

nah, i was just curious :^)

well , there are far more factors which define boob size

body fat percentage and genetics have more impact than estrogen alone. have been meeting girls with tiny chests that are far more feminine than my big-breasted cousin.

in context of visual style, however , big breasts make a character look motherly , so it would make sense to design a feminine character this way.

>:^)

Look like you're from Sup Forums yourself.