The absolute state of white millennial males

>the absolute state of white millennial males

How do we fix this?

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> 42 times
in a single day?
fucking amateur

Seems low. I've done 30 np. Fake news

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oy vey he should have died 40 years in the future, riddled with debt, homeless because a succubus took his home and made him pay alimony and child support too children brainwashed against him and that barely see him anyway

>brazil
>white

>Brazil
>white

HOW did they deduce the number to be "42 times" – how the fuck would you figure something like this out, just by examining a corpse?

How the fuck did they know the number?

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Did he rip his dick off and die from blood loss? This is obviously fake

S U C C
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also:
>BR
>white

/our guy/

People have been masturbating themselves to death for all of human history.

Analysis of the tissues in his trash.

I would hate to be that detective

He told his mom right before he died.

And this week's Darwin Award goes to....16 year old Chronic Brazilian Masturbator Dude!

>Brazilians
>white
Pick one

>no source given for random shitty article

can this meme die

what a champ

That's all?

sperm takes 74 days to mature
how does that make you feel?
you every think about fertility with the way you treat your body?
is your jizz watery?

Maybe he dehydrated himself

he must have been a Douglas Adams fan.

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>sperm takes 74 days to mature

[Citation needed]

>Brazil
>white


And in any case, I though Brazil was full of big-booty, big titted sluts? With the amount of trannies and violent gang death, shouldn't normal men be 20%? Finding tail should be no problem.

is that the picture I see posted on /bant/??

>the absolute state of white millennial males
>16 years old is a milennial

i missed this one
>young sperm spinning in circles
>mature sperm well mannered, yield and say excuse me

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Insecure /pollacks clinging desperately to the meme that no south americans can be white :D

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>42 times
Wow, that has to be a world fucking record

That Brazilian fart porn tho.

>White males
>read article
>brazil
Dear Diary, today OP was a faggot. So same as usual, I guess.

That's not death
That's Ascension

I just realized I haven't jerked off in about a week.

>implying someone with pecs like that fapped that much

How do you think he got those pecks?

>pecks
Peclet incel confirmed. We're talking about muscle, not birds mein neger.

Yeah...but what a way to go: slathered in Jergen's with your browser history on a deadman's switch...just like grandpa.

For some reason you have to go to the hospital if Viagra makes you hard for 4 hours or more so I'm guessing this death is related to a prolonged hard on versus the actual number of masterbations.

>brazilian died
and nothing of value was lost

weakling also why would you want to fix this
>likes eugenics
>hates it when dumb people die
really i dont get you

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simple:
humans work on incentives

offer them a better alternative(s) by incentivism

otherwise you can expect nothing to change

that is the way of the world, of human nature

Can it be?

Can't say he didn't have it cumming

Nobody asked you to talk about your parents user.
Topic is a dead brazilian wanker.

Dammit, Carlos.

So is this real? I have a friend who masturbates 20 plus times a day and I'm concerned. I mean he's concerned.

kek

>see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

kek

>16
>a millenial
YEah, nah. And let me guess, you're a late twenties generation-totally-not-a-millenial yourself?

>How do we fix this?
better lube and hydration breaks

How does this kill a person?

I've sometimes masturbated for like 5 hours straight. although I only come once.

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>fix
why?
let retards jerkoff to death
earth is crowded

>lube
cutfag

Gotta check them digits

youtube.com/watch?v=VYfF06CPHMo

Edging is great.

sorry but uncut here but after 7-8 times continually, it does get a bit raw going dry

ur doing it wrong

So what's your record?

Mine's 16 in like 4 hours back when I was a teen.

Wtf i cant masturbate that much in 2 months

It's a waste of time though

Underrated

i use one tissue to catch the cum with, one to wipe my hands then another to wipe my cock and finally a fourth tissue to wipe up the cum i couldnt catch with the first tissue. For all we know this guy used more tissues than this for each session. Its not a reliable way to calculate how many times he jerked off

Hitch hiker told them

>Beat the Jews by not having kids!

Mgtows are pathetic

this is great thread
youtube.com/watch?v=VYfF06CPHMo

One wank too many I guess. I didn't know there was a cap.

Anyone else jizz directly in the toilet when they masterbate? I just think of the amount of trees I saved.

You are only able to masturbate 41 times in one day. Any more than that activates the kill switch.

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Fucking edgelords itt ffs

>Brazil
>White

Probably some feral shit-skin

>brazil
>white

Typical brazilian must've threw his cock in the boiler and called it masturbating.

He probably had other heart problems, I go 6-8 times in a day and it's not difficult. I work full time too.

74 days? You'r an idiot.

Kek, underrated fap Nazis are underrated

I once masturbated for 18 hours straight and had to stop because my dick began to swell(in not the normal way) to the point where it was extremely painful.

>Brazil
>White
>Mother
>His son

>all right Mr Shekelberg what will it be
>gime the ol masturbating machine goy
fucking hell its almost like they test what the goys are going to believe next

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16 is considered millennial? I thought that was gen z. As gen x I have to say you all seem like giant faggots to me.

you see those myths in school saying masturbation is harmless were a fucking lie, school is a trick, never trust health class again

like how did they know he did it 42 times. it seems rather specific... did mom listen to every time he'd pop one off or something?

also

>brazil
>white

Likewise to you. Pussy drug degenerates.

I've been hospitalized for masturbation overdose before. I had to change my 2 year old nephews diaper, seeing those little poo covered cheeks pushed me into the danger zone.

the real question is: What was the porn he used?

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I still don't understand how any dude can do it more than once a day.

Usually after just one my dick throbs for like fuckin hours on end. If I masturbate before going to work it becomes a huge pain in the ass because every time I rub my john thomas against my shorts I wretch.

someone explain me how and exactly where I should be plan to see until maybe sometime soon I'll have a better chance to get you for not knowing any better but for you?

never got to 42 but I got into the mid 20's during puberty with only a sore dick for a day or so.

how is this real?

lolicon, rape, gangbang, beastiality, ahegao, mind break is pretty good desu

The most I masturbated in one sitting was 8 times in an hour. The skin of my dick had fucking deflated and I could push the veins around.

How the fuck did his dick not fall off before he killed himself?

Sounds like you got rough hands

Who counted? ALso this shit is old as Sup Forums

>came too late

I'm cut and never use lube to masturbate. I think I have come close to 42 times in a day. I think 35 is my record.

>t. generation leaf